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Mrpoopypants wrote:

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Texas girls :)

The two chicks from Texas I've nailed both turned out to be fucking psycho.

One was all coked out one night as we came back from a friend's house. We had previously gone out for dinner and had these leftover boxes we were taking inside. It was like 3 am, and we were walking up the stairwell in my apartment building when she starts getting hysterical about how I care more about the leftovers than her and how I need to let her do a bump before we go any further. I began to respond and she punches me in the face and throws the leftovers down the stairs, hitting someone a couple floors below and covering them in food. Since I knew she couldn't get into my locked place without me and I didn't want to be around, I literally ran down the stairs and outside, her chasing me. When we get to the ground floor and I'm running towards my car, she throws an unopened can of Sprite at me, misses me, but connects with my taillight, shattering the casing.

The other actually lived in Texas and was someone I just sorta sexed up for a week while I was down there once. Made the mistake of giving her my cell number. She called me like 3 times the week I left, and then didn't call for a few weeks so I figured things were sound. She finally calls again, wasted, and gives me the "I'm going to kill myself unless you drive here and sex me up" shit, and at the time I sleeping so I hung up on her. She starts blowing up my phone, calling nonstop, so I turn it off, and fall asleep. The next day I turn my phone on and within SECONDS it's ringing again, and it's her. She kept this up for about a month.

So yeah, I'm done fucking girls from texas.

The first one liked it when I flogged her face with my dick.

As for condoms, I can't recall.