Mind The Gap1 wrote:Luke Skywalker did that in Empire Strikes Back. I bet Anthony used a light saber.
the subject title makes it sound like he carved them open and jumped inside to keep warm. he has got to be insane.
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Flatulence Symphony |
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Mind The Gap1 wrote:Luke Skywalker did that in Empire Strikes Back. I bet Anthony used a light saber. |
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squashthebeef |
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That was Han Solo, assbutt.
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ScruffyGuy |
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This kind of laziness disturbs me.
You've gotta keep your bodies fresh. OK, so probably the guy doesn't have a lot of cash. Corpse-size Tupperware isn't cheap. But there's no excuse for not stopping off on the way home from your parole officer and picking up Glad Wrap at the Dollar Tree. When you want to caress their rotting flesh, you just remove some of the plastic wrap, enjoy your frottage with the deceased, then package them back up again. And that's just ONE preservation option. |
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squashthebeef |
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I know, right? Brine is so cheap. No excuse.
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Flatulence Symphony |
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squashthebeef wrote: It is true that Han cut the Taun Taun. Luke is the one who slept in the corpse.
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squashthebeef |
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and the assbutt thing?
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Visa Declined |
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ScruffyGuy wrote:
$ 29.99 for a 33 gallon airtight container with LOCKING LID. Probably cheaper if you go to Walmart and this guy looks like he does. |
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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What a lazy pig!
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Flatulence Symphony |
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squashthebeef wrote: Not every butt is an ass and not every ass is a butt. |
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kutabeach |
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squashthebeef wrote: He is certainly no role model, is he? |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Yeah, granted on the corpse-sized container. But it's not TUPPERWARE.
Tupperware has the patented "stay fresh lid lock." But your point is duly noted. At least SOME sort of effort could have been made here. |
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Aunt Pappy |
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They just found another body. Seven now.
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Baby Jesus Jr |
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Visa Declined wrote:The gases emitted by decomposing flesh would explode that thing in short time. |
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Visa Declined |
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Aunt Pappy wrote: Thats 7 Cleveland bodies. Thats the equivalent of 14 normal sized people. |
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Flatulence Symphony |
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Were any of the bodies steaming? Thay might be called Cleveland Steamers. |
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Aunt Pappy |
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.....aaaaand another one. Body count now eight.
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Flatulence Symphony |
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Do you have a police scanner or something? |
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TequilaVaquero |
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kutabeach wrote: Oh on the the contrary, that's the most work someone of his ethnicity has done in years. They found 8? I don't know if I should do a Jon and Kate Plus 8 joke, or an Eight is Enough joke. |
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WylDawg |
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Why do they call him a rapist if he killed people??
The title of murderer should knock out the title of rapist. |
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Visa Declined |
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where does lazy go?
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