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Meet Ben |
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Posts: 64 (11/03/09 1:13 PM) |
This is Ben. He is an African orphan and is physically and mentally disabled. I will be sending money to Ben every month because now I am his white father in America. I hope to one day visit Ben so I can see first-hand how his life is progressing. Ben has a sister but I can't afford the extra $2.46 a month to support her, so she'll have to die. |
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Posts: 6984 (11/03/09 1:14 PM) Registered user |
BEN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH TODAY'S EVENTS.
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Posts: 23241 (11/03/09 1:14 PM) super badass |
Way to invest in a brighter future.
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Posts: 8961 (11/03/09 1:17 PM) Gay Canookian |
he looks like Beetlejuice!
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Posts: 853 (11/03/09 1:18 PM) |
Make sure the Operation Smile box is checked first.
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Posts: 65 (11/03/09 1:18 PM) |
Even though I only have this one photo of Ben and a note with his biographical data (I'll bet you didn't know his mother was a prostitute who was
hacked to death) I feel as if I really call him "my son" and will love him the rest of my natural life. Maybe when he grows up I can bring him here
to America and we can go fishing together like Andy Griffith and his bald son Opie.
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Dolliac |
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Posts: 724 (11/03/09 1:18 PM) Registered user |
Hi Ben!
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Flatulence Symphony |
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Posts: 584 (11/03/09 1:18 PM) Registered User |
Shouldn't you invest in someone who has a chance at becoming a net producer? The futures market for cripple tards is grim.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 23244 (11/03/09 1:20 PM) super badass |
This was your first round pick? This?
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Posts: 1830 (11/03/09 1:20 PM) Registered user |
I thought Angelina Jolie is the step-mom to all of Africa's kids?
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merkyl |
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Posts: 63206 (11/03/09 1:21 PM) Registered loser |
Any chance I can find a kid that likes Puma instead?
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Fredo |
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Posts: 66 (11/03/09 1:22 PM) |
He's a precious little young man, and he's all they had left in the pamphlet with all his limbs. I will love him deeply and be very proud to show his
picture to all my friends at the race track.
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 5787 (11/03/09 1:22 PM) Registered User |
Good thing about retarded african orphans is that they die sooner than the non-retarded variety so there are fewer $2.46 payments to make. YAY!! |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 23246 (11/03/09 1:23 PM) super badass |
Well, you'll certainly never be accused of chlorinating the gene pool.
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bucking fitch |
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Posts: 2392 (11/03/09 1:23 PM) Registered user |
Perhaps he is hoping that this will attract the love and adoration of Angelina Jolie?
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Fredo |
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Posts: 67 (11/03/09 1:26 PM) |
I sent him a CD of Michael Jackson singing "Ben" and told him it was me and that I wrote it for him. Maybe one day when he can get a CD player he can
listen to it and think of his white daddy who lives in a mini mansion near a landfill in the Meadowlands.
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Posts: 12604 (11/03/09 1:27 PM) Registered user |
Apparently, all the disabled black
orphans in America don't need any money. |
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Fredo |
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Posts: 68 (11/03/09 1:39 PM) |
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Flatulence Symphony |
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Posts: 587 (11/03/09 1:49 PM) Registered User |
StatelyWayneManor wrote: They don't. There are gub'ment programs to help them. |
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