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Wow! The first thread started for just me! This is SO unexpected!

So many people to thank... so many people...

I guess, first of all, I'd like to thank that guy who made me gay when he molested me at 10 years of age... I was pretty lucky you were super hot (not to mention hung). Most of the other gays got molested by ugly uncles, but not me!

I guess I should also thank the Scientology Thread for, without it, I would have never run into my new friend and stalker Harold. At first I just thought Harold was your average run of the mill hyper-controlling right-wing nut job... but I was SO wrong. He is much more than that. Harold isn't an average anything. He is an average something!

Next, I want to thank my Macbook Pro, for without it, I couldn't be nearly as smug. Remember, this isn't just a regular Macbook. It's a Macbook Pro! It even says so right on it, "Macbook Pro" in lovely silver letters. Just looking at it fills me with an enormous self-justified sense of pride. Good for ME!

I should also throw a shout out to Liza Minelli from who I derived my Sucks name. I don't really know much about you, but the term Shiza Minelli seemed oh so funny one night after a session of killer hot knives. From that experience I have learned 2 very important lessons about mixing weed with internet access: (1) Never come up with a public view username and (2) Never bank online or you will surely be surprised when, one week later, you find you have committed yourself to a years worth of paying you bills on checks printed with the Looney Tunes.

Finally, No thank-you speech would be complete without mentioning a thanks to TC. I'm not sure why, but It just seems like a right fit. I know one day, I will be important enough for you to insult me, or at least tell me to fuck off or something. I just know you have to run out of people to insult sometime and will eventually get around to me... right? TC? Are you listening? Probably not.

If there is anyone I missed, please know that it is intentional and not a mistake. I was just pretending to like you to get in your pants... Yes, I'm talking about you ObservingEgo!

SonOfAbraxas wrote:

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You forgot to thank ME!

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Well, I wanted to thank you SOA, but that would just give Harold more ammo to accuse me of licking your ass.

He says that like it's a BAD thing.

Spoken like a someone who has never had the pleasure.

I have always assumed a ghostnic is a secondary nic name here at Sucks, yes?

Do people really do that?

I always thought ghost nics to be the stuff of urban legends... like jesus and xenu.

People don't really sign in and out with different names, do they?

I don't believe it.

That's kind of sad. Like thread stalking.