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MajorTom		#1061	[-]
Posts: 1191 (10/30/09 8:26 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He's so fucking exhausting. And I'm sick of seeing him waddle around the fucking camp thinking up hilaaaarious new insults for his alliance members.
JT4ever		#1062	[-]
Posts: 313 (10/30/09 8:30 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SuperJude wrote: I must admit I found it highly amusing he pulled the "Son of a Preacher man" angle on Laura while she seemed to believe it This may kill your nascent Russell love, but we have no reason to think he was lying about that. Meaning that they didn't give him a confessional where he contradicts that particular claim. And we do have reason to think he may have been telling the truth about that. Unfortunately, that evidence is now gone from the site. Let's just say it was in a thread now since deleted from LTS. Beefcake wrote: I suspect that people like Mick, Jaison and Natalie are just as bland in their confessionals as they seem to be. For evidence of this, just check out the insider clip of this week's TC voting. Jaison, once again, says absolutely nothing. (He's soooooo over this whole Survivor thing). Mick says all the right things, bland and inoffensive as always. Natalie says she voted that way because that's what the group wanted. Jeff keeps saying in his blog that she's smart. But I'm just not seeing it. It's like the lights are on, but there's nobody home. Last Edited By: JT4ever 10/30/09 8:35 AM. Edited 1 times.
Eugene Schwindlemyer		#1063	[-]
Posts: 1761 (10/30/09 9:22 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Merg to save his sliver of hope of staying on the island.
Licorice		#1064	[-]
Posts: 2614 (10/30/09 10:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	cateiz wrote: I refuse to believe that out of 20 people this guy is the only one playing the game! It is very hard to believe. But even if Russell is the only one "playing the game", they still shouldn't give him all that airtime. It's boring. Even if the others just sat around braiding each others hair or doing yoga, I think I'd rather watch that at this point. Last Edited By: Licorice 10/30/09 10:44 AM. Edited 1 times.
WylDawg		#1065	[-]
Posts: 20745 (10/30/09 10:11 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Burrito Taco wrote: What did this dumb shit expect? Should have thought about a losing streak before sabotaging your tribe on the first night. Good point. Didn't he brag about how he was going to make them so miserable and now that they are he's bitching that they're gonna cost him a million Another problem is, okay, he's a big character so he's going to get more air time, but even when they have just narrative confessionals about stuff that's going on, they still have to turm to him. He's not even saying anything evil or game-related, but they'll still give us his two cents and nobody elses.
SuperJude		#1066	[-]
Posts: 14847 (10/30/09 11:46 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh there is no new Russell love on my part, I just can't accept the CBS version of him being this evil player. I'd enjoy that but they couldn't actually cast anybody evil, thus precluding this from happening. So I've assumed he was a shit player who made some spiffy comments to the camera. This still holds true about the comments and I'm not certain what to say about his strategies since his tribe never really won, but he is playing hard and will make jury. Beefcake, no I'd just be myself. Or should I say the Sucks version of myself. However, I have no desire to go on Survivor so it's really a moot point. -SJ™
chidelta		#1067	[-]
Posts: 1256 (10/30/09 12:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*SuperJude wrote:* I must admit I found it highly amusing he pulled the "Son of a Preacher man" angle on Laura while she seemed to believe it This may kill your nascent Russell love, but we have no reason to think he was lying about that. Meaning that they didn't give him a confessional where he contradicts that particular claim. And we do have reason to think he may have been telling the truth about that. Unfortunately, that evidence is now gone from the site. Let's just say it was in a thread now since deleted from LTS. JT, what was the evidence that Russell is actually the demon seed of Elmer Gantry? I just assumed that was another huge lie that he came up with, perhaps after hearing Shambo tell him that Laura was the spiritual type. Either way, it was still a brilliant play by Russell to toy with her bible-thumping ways . . . as much as it pains me to use brilliant in the same sentence as Russell except when referring to the glare from his dome.
MonkeeSpanker		#1068	[-]
Posts: 932 (10/30/09 1:02 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I see nothing evil about Russell, he is by far the most interesting character this season. I don't know how his father could be a preacher - I didn't know Jews could be preachers... He should get all the air time, who do you want to see more of... Dave Balls? I would rather see Kelly but she gets zero air time.
Beefcake		#1069	[-]
Posts: 4492 (10/30/09 1:12 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I've never understood why strategic-minded players are labelled as "villains" by CBS. Survivor isn't real life, it's a game. And everyone in the game knows that one of the things you need to do is form alliances and lie. Besides that shenanigans on Ep.1, Russell hasn't done anything "bad". He makes some OTT comments, but he doesn't come off as mean when he says them. Like I said in my earlier post, I think he's hamming it up for the camera. I can't hold that against him because I would do the exact same thing. One of the rationales I've heard for casting mactors on Survivor is that they're looking for "characters" and people who are good at displaying their emotions. So I think it's pretty comical that non-mactors like Russell and Shambo have completely stolen the show from the mactors. (And seeing the vids circulating lately of Erik and Amanda just make me hate mactors even more than ever). So in that sense, I'm glad it's the Russell & Shambo Hour instead of the John & Laura Hour or the Mick & Monica Hour. Can you imagine how boring that would be?
JT4ever		#1070	[-]
Posts: 327 (10/30/09 2:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	chidelta wrote: JT, what was the evidence that Russell is actually the demon seed of Elmer Gantry? Elmer Gantry, lol. Well, I don't want to get anyone into any more trouble than they've already gotten. The last thing I'll say about this is that it did not come as a complete surprise to me that religion might be a part of Russell's life. Anyway, the man is playing out his fantasy of being a WWE villain, and people are just refusing to go along with the joke. I mean, haters, when was the last time you saw someone have so much pure, unalloyed, giddy, irrepressible, infectious FUN playing this silly game? Russell FTmfW! Last Edited By: JT4ever 10/30/09 2:53 PM. Edited 1 times.
alnusrubra		#1071	[-]
Posts: 160 (10/30/09 8:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Over the past few episodes, Russhole has more than made up for making Marissa the first boot! Well done, Rich Oil Tycoon, well done!
blistering		#1072	[-]
Posts: 6586 (10/31/09 11:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
cindidindi76		#1073	[-]
Posts: 20311 (11/01/09 1:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	alnusrubra wrote: Over the past few episodes, Russhole has more than made up for making Marissa the first boot! Well done, Rich Oil Tycoon, well done! He's not a fucking oil tycoon. I'm sure the editors are thrilled that so many idiots are buying into the Russell editing hype, because that means they'll be able to continue being as lazy as possible. Thanks a lot, assholes.
FishNChips		#1074	[-]
Posts: 286 (11/01/09 2:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Remember Jeff created a Question & Answer Game that is called, "How Well Do You Know Your TeamMates"? Asking questions like, "What did Russell do before he came to Survivor"? Or what does Russell's parents do? Russell has told so much BS. that the other Survivor Contestants would get Russells answers wrong because he has done nothing but Lie. That would be a Great Game to Expose Russell's Story Telling.
Halati0n		#1075	[-]
Posts: 704 (11/01/09 4:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hate that he's going to be rewarded with his bad gameplay just because Galu sucks so much.
SuperJude		#1076	[-]
Posts: 14859 (11/02/09 6:12 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lazy editing, yeah I can go with that one. Let's make SURE we pile on as many Russell quotes as possible so we don't really have to tell any story! I mean, what have we actually heard about strategy from Mick or Jaison or Natalie? Not a whole lot. Apparently Russell is the only person in Survivor HISTORY to think they had a strategy which, to date, counts as "making sure your tribe is weak then wondering how you lost so many challenges, vote off girls save the one time you actually had an ally but you couldn't save him". Hmmm... -SJ™
MajorTom		#1077	[-]
Posts: 1221 (11/02/09 6:21 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SuperJude wrote: Lazy editing, yeah I can go with that one. Let's make SURE we pile on as many Russell quotes as possible so we don't really have to tell any story! I mean, what have we actually heard about strategy from Mick or Jaison or Natalie? Not a whole lot. Apparently Russell is the only person in Survivor HISTORY to think they had a strategy which, to date, counts as "making sure your tribe is weak then wondering how you lost so many challenges, vote off girls save the one time you actually had an ally but you couldn't save him". Hmmm... -SJ™ See, he IS smart after all!
SuperJude		#1078	[-]
Posts: 14862 (11/02/09 6:23 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Amazon Roger had the highest IQ on his season. He was also smart! -SJ™
token lunatic		#1079	[-]
Posts: 27454 (11/02/09 6:36 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I thought Heidi had the highest.
SuperJude		#1080	[-]
Posts: 14865 (11/02/09 6:39 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	token lunatic wrote: I thought Heidi had the highest. Yeah, everybody seems to think that because she said she was smart, but I'm pretty certain at the reunion show Probst said that Roger had the highest IQ. -SJ™

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