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#13. David (Bride of Chucky)

When I was going through the Chuckie films, I didn't really find anyone I felt sorry for as they got killed except David…in fact out of the whole list including the ones cut, David is the only person from any of the Chuckie films to even be considered. You go David!

Portrayed by Gordon Michael Woolvett, David was the loyal and gay bff to Jade and Jessie aka the main characters. David was always helping his friends and is a guy you would want behind you (L O L) because he is so loyal. He spent the whole movie helping Jade and Jessie from tricking Jade's father who hated Jessie into thinking Jade was dating him to talking on the phone to both Jade and Jessie after they turn against each other, talking them down and trying to convince them that the supposed love of their life is innocent of being a serial killer. Eventually David convinces both of them that they are being crazy and neither is capable of murder and puts his own life at risk by hunting them down. Once David finds them, he plays piece maker and they all have a good laugh about how crazy they were being and live happily ever after…oh wait, no there is a bad smell coming from the trunk in the back up of Jessie's van…

*David opens it*

OMFG!

IT'S JADE'S DAD!!!!!!! David freaks out and points a gun at Jade and Jessie where they once again blame the other one when Chuckie and his bride from hell pop up and scares the hell out of David making him back up and into a big truck dying instantly.

My whole problem with David's death was he was so loyal and such a good friend to obviously everyone who had the privilege of being his friend. He would not have died if he was a dick and refused to believe that friends of his could be killers, but that isn't who David was. He was more loyal to Jessie and Jade then they were to each other and the real ~hero~ of this film.

Who Should Have Died Instead:

Jade

Portrayed by Katherine Heigl, I don't think this is a huge shock. I have always disliked Heigl from Roswell to Knocked Up…she just always comes across as a huge stuck up skank. With this said she didn't really bother me much in this film and only makes it here so Jessie could discover himself after seeing her die, confess his love for David and live happily ever! <3

#12. Crazy Ralph (Friday the 13^th Part 2)

When I came up with this idea, Ralph was one of the main reasons why and before I sat down and wrote down everyone whose death I viewed as stupid, pointless or heartbreaking, I kind of thought Ralph would win or come close to it.

Portrayed by the late Walt Gorney, Crazy Ralph was the poor man's Loomis. He was basically a nutjob who warned everyone that they were doomed informing them of the death curse and how they weren't going to come back if they didn't leave as he was yelling at them.

Ralph had a pretty small part in the sequel just as Alice did and while I never really cared for Ralph seeing him in more movies would be a plus for me as long as his role remained small. I would think more Crazy Ralph would make Friday the 13^th a little more real…wait I just remembered the one where Jason gets struck by lighting and comes back to life. I think killing Ralph off was kind of a mistake because we needed to have crazy locals running around warning future Jason victims of their grim fate and Ralph seemed to smart to die the way he did which can be viewed in his pic.

Did I mention he rode a badass bike?

Who Should Have Died Instead:

Ginny Field

Portrayed by Amy Steel, Ginny Field is the only survivor of Friday the 13^th part 2 (excluding worthless people L O L) and I liked her, I just didn't like how Part 2 ended.

Basically Ginny and her man Paul kill Jason or so they think and run back to their cabin where Muffin comes to the door, Ginny is like "OMFG MUFFIN! <3" and all of a sudden Jason with no mask leaps through the window and starts pulling Ginny out of the cabin where omg GINNY wakes up and is being loaded into the ambulance and starts screaming "WHERE IS PAUL?" Now that I think about it do we ever find out what happened to Paul? L O L

Jason should have won this round and killed Ginny after busting through the window (if it wasn't real, it should've been). It would have been the better ending especially with the sequels and knowing how hard it is to kill Jason.