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BITCH MIDGET IS THE WORST HUMAN ~OF ALL~

oops getting ahead of myself

PREVIOUSLY ON THE APPRENTICE, Trump recaps how Ivana, Elizabeth and Maria all worked together to sink Apex while Stacie J remained competent and hard-working. And then got fired when said crazy awful bitches said to....? That happened.

Raj wants to know who threw Stacie J under the bus.



Then Jenn M and Kevin both flip shit over the whole ordeal, only Jenn is awesome about it and Kevin only cares because NONE OF THEM ARE CERTIFIED PSYCHOLOGISTS >_<

Anyway, after Elizabitch brings up Stacie's DANGEROUS INSANITY like 30 times and Jenn perfectly smacks her down 30 times, all of a sudden Lizbitch is like "Well that's not even it, I only brought Stacie in the boardroom because I felt she did a poor job distributing the product."



"Both Mr. Trump and Carolyn said that had nothing to do with our failure."



PWNT you Beaker-looking bitch

She finally runs away from Jenn, heading to her bedroom. Jenn is having NONE of this and follows her ass right in. Everyone starts screaming, I don't even know about what. By far the best part though is that Maria is sitting silently on her bed, not in the fight, when suddenly someone (off camera, but hopefully Ivana) sits down next to her and Maria screams "GET OFF MY DESIGNER SUIT!!"



This pisses Maria off SO MUCH that she randomly jumps up, walks across the room, breaks into Jenn and Elizabeth's fight and starts screaming to Liz about how unfairly she treated Stacie. Alolwut?



Anyway,



"I'm not getting in the sandbox with you Elizabeth." omgpwnt

Challenge is making a restaurant or something. Jen C. is project manager for Apex, nobody cares who is project manager for Mosaic. About 12 seconds into Jen's planning meeting, this happens



Fugbitch wants Italian food, but Asian Fusion g0ddess Jen is having none of it. Stacy? She is "the most annoying person I have ever met in 31 years...of my existence." pwnt

Ivana is seriously high. Direct quote:

"So, wha, wha, wha are we gonna do?......................'Cause I wanted to see if I could."



Jen is like "uh" and then walks away, and off camera you hear her say "Where's the little munchkin?" <3



"ARE YOU THE MEAT VENDOR?????? ARE YOU THE MEAT VENDOR?????? WE NEED TO PAY YOU!!!!!11!!!!!!"

My condolences to the meat vendor's family because there's no way he survived this encounter.

Johntard is making paintings (lol) for Mosaic, they're truly heinous



Lizbitch wants Jenn M to help her promote for a few hours, knowing she's the only non-retard on the team.



"I can't give you Jenn M." So pwnt. Despite the fact that Lizbitch is supposed to hate Jenn M. anyway, this causes her to start sobbing, or, more accurately, sob harder, because she never really stopped in the first place. SPEAKING OF SCHIZOPHRENIC INSANITY DISORDERS!



"Flyer girl is upset again. She needs to get over it! lol" omg pwnt pwnt pwnt

Everyone loves Apex's restaurant of course...until...THE TWO OLD JEWESSES ENTER



THESE FLOWERS ARE TERRIBLE

WHY IS THERE BREAD IN AN ASIAN RESTAURANT

WHAT IS THIS

THESE CHAIRS ARE HURTING MY POSTURE

Ugh!

Mosaic is also struggling with their NBC plants, in their case a foursome of old queens.

THE AIR CIRCULATION IN HERE IS TERRIBLE

YOU CALL THIS A BEAN SPROUT

etc.

However, since old queens are attracted to young men (as opposed to ancient jewesses who are attracted to nothing but misery) Mosaic has an unfair advantage since they can send Johntard's hawwtt behind walking around the restaurant to distract them from their awful food.



Meanwhile, Jen C. has actually lost her mind.



"How are you?"

Customer: "Good."

Jen: "GOOD!"



Jen (cont.): "GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD YOU'RE WELCOME!...GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD"



After Jen and Raj scare everyone away and the restaurants close, Ivana runs around the tables eating scraps off the floor.



OMGAHSOGOOD

Mosaic wins Bitch Midget has the gall to SMIRK at this news

omg Mosaic's "reward" is getting a lecture from Rudy Giuliani alol I hope the lecture isn't on running non-trainwreck presidential campaigns

Raj: "I have a question....about.....what you think of leadership." Good question Raj!

At Apex, everyone agrees that Sandy must go. Except Jen C., who has formed a Mean Girlslliance with her.



"Omg Jen, you're my favorite project manager ever" ^_^

"thx, I hate all these witches except you and especially Stacy" ^_^

and, wait for it

"It was just those two old JEWBAGS that made us lose" ^_^

That last innocent comment sets off Bitch Midget's ANTISEMITECUNT alert, but she doesn't say anything to Jen, no. Instead she scampers around the apartment to everyone else conspiring against Jen. I wonder how that will work out for her.



She takes off running as fast as she can, but Jen is able to catch up to her walking slowly just like so many fictional serial killers, though in this case it's simply due to her having average sized human legs.



"Stacy, it's funny that you think you're popular and liked. That's what's funny to me." holygodpwnt

OH WOW WHAT A SHOCK HORRIBLE TALENTLESS HAGS IVANA/STACY/MARIA HAVE ALL CONCOCTED A HUGE PLAN TO OUST JEN



Carolyn lets them all assault Jen verbally for like 5 minutes, then when Jen tries to defend herself screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP JEN! JESUS SHUT UP" just like they did to her last time she was there. Seriously, most unfairly abused contestant ever.

Also, when Jen brings Stacy into the bottom 3 Carocunt is immediately "OMG PERSONAL REASONS" when, like, shut up Carocunt. In Jen's words, Stacy is "a living thorn" in her side, which is obviously not personal she can't work with a thorn

Jen is fired. Worst 2 episodes ever.