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K so I haven't seen all of the movies that are being mentioned, but maybe I'll be able to rent them this weekend (Canadian Thanksgiving) and switch a few movies...

NUMBER 21:

Enchanted

I love Amy Adams!!!!! Okay, so it's pretty much a young teen chick flick, but I loooooved it. I watched it with my little cousin, and I thought it would be a typical children's movie, but I thought it was amazing.

Amy play Giselle, a princess from Andalasia, who is set to wed Prince Edward (Cyclops). His step mother, Queen Narissa, does not like her at all so she banishes Giselle to New York City, from animated to real life, where there are no more happy endings.

It's definitely not a fairy tale for her in NY, everyone's mean until she meets Robert, AKA McDreamy!! He ends up taking her in, much to the happiness of his daughter, Morgan.

Distraught that Giselle is missing, Prince Edwards leaves the cartoon world in search of his bride to be, and also ends up in NY. Queen Narissa sends her sidekick Nathanial after him, in order to stop Edward from finding Giselle. He is given three poison apples (shocker) to try to kill Giselle.

Meanwhile, Giselle is fitting in with her new surroundings. She has made a dress out of the curtains, and has brought all the neighborhood animals over to help clean the place up (rats, mice, birds, raccoons… all of them).All Robert wants to do is bring her back to wherever it is that she came from. In the meantime, he teaches her a few things about the real world, like dating and such.

When Edward finally finds Giselle, he says that they should return to Andalasia to get married, but she replies that she'd like to go on a date… he clearly doesn't know what that is, but says yes anyway.

They end up going to a ball (type event), where Robert and his girlfriend Nancy are as well. Queen Narissa shows up (since Nathanial failed), and gets Giselle to eat a poison apple which puts her into a deep sleep.

When her one true love has to kiss her to wake her up, Edward steps up and plants one on her… but to everyone's surprise, she doesn't budge.

Now it's Robert's turn. He comes over, slowly goes in for the kiss, and her eyes open. Queen Narissa then turns herself into a dragon (if I can remember correctly), and takes Robert with her to get Giselle to come after her.

I think her chipmunk friend Pip gives her a little hand and they manage to save Robert, while Narissa plunges to her death.

Nancy ends up going to andalasia with Edward, where they get married. Robert, Giselle and Morgan live together and make their own happily ever after.

Fav. Quotes:

Prince Edward: Have you and last words before I dispatch you? (he thinks Robert kidnapped Giselle)

Robert: You have go to be kidding me.

Prince Edward: Strange Words!!

Giselle: Goodness, we sure had a lot of excitement tonight. Were you scared?

Morgan: A little bit, but do you think Pip will be okay?

Giselle: Oh, well, I wouldn't worry about Pip. He is very brave. I remember this one time, when the poor wolf was being chased by Little Red Riding Hood around his grandmother's house, and she had an axe… oh, and if Pip hadn't been walking by to help I don't know what would've happened!!

Morgan: I don't really remember that version.

Giselle: Well, that's because Red tells it a little differently.

Prince Edward: (talking about the TV, and it's remote) It seems as if this box controls the Magic Mirror.

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NUMBER 20:

The Ugly Truth

I love Accents!!!!! So this is the most recent movie on my list, and I also heard that The Proposal is good, but I haven't seen it yet. MAYBE it'll be better than this one, but OH WELL.

The movie is about Abby Richter, played by Katherine Heigl, who is the producer of a morning show. Their ratings seem to be slowly declining. After a long day at work and a horrible date, she goes home and on the TV is Mike Chadway (Gerard Butler.… mmmm). His segment is called The Ugly Truth. It's him talking about problems in relationships, and his bluntness is enough for Abby to call in and try to defend her point of view… that there is a perfect guy out there who wants to listen to her and do things with her that, according to Mike, no man ACTUALLY enjoys doing.

The next morning, she walks into work to find Mike talking with her boss. She finds out that they've hired him to try to boost ratings. They bicker and fight, denying the sexual tension that the audience sees. Abby thinks that EVERYTHING that Mike is saying is complete BS and that she will find the man of her dreams being herself. I believed every word out of his mouth as that accent just melts my heart!!

When Abby runs into her hot neighbour, a doctor named Colin, she immediately starts trying to get his attention. He doesn't seem interested so Mike offers to help her get the man of her dreams. She agrees, but only if they agree that if he fails, he will have to quit. Everything that he gets her to do and say work like magic, and Colin falls hard.

One of the trials he has Abby do is learn to be sexual. He sends her over vibrating panties, and she decides to see what they're like. HOWEVER, she puts them on RIGHT before Mike walks in with some network head honchos who are there to pick her up for dinner. She throws the remote into her purse and leaves her house.

When they get to the restaurant (Colin tagged along, I think they had dinner plans?!), the remote falls out of her purse and a kid sitting at the next table picks it up. He starts to push the buttons and Abby reacts to the surprise. The whole dinner is hilarious as she climaxes while discussing something about the show or network. Mike clearly knows what's going on, and sees the kid playing with the remote, but decides to do nothing until after supper!!! Lol.

He also teaches her to laugh at all his jokes (even if she has to fake it), stick her chest out at him when saying goodbye, and make him wait outside while you finish getting ready (even though she's already ready).

Anywho, Mike gets an offer to go on the Late Late Show, which is also an offer to move to a bigger network. Abby is forced to tag along to try to help him turn the offer down and to get him to stay with her network, canceling weekend plans with Colin in the meantime.

While away, Abby and Mike go out for drinks, and they end up dancing and talking. Mike mentions he wants to stay close to his sister and her son, so he would prefer to stay with her network back home. They call it a night and head up to their respective rooms… but in the elevator they give into feelings and make out. When the doors open, they proceed to their own rooms. Abby has a surprise as Colin has come to surprise her. After thinking about how he feels for Abby, Mike goes to Abby's room to finish what they started in the elevator… and then he finds out Colin is there so he leaves.

Colin gushes about how perfect Abby is, and then she tells him that she isn't who he thinks she is. She is the controlling/obsessive woman that he's used to dating, and he doesn't like that woman… only the one she was pretending to be. She breaks up with him, and that's that.

Mike, broken hearted, ends up going to another local station. Abby decides that he's replaceable and hires some jerk (with no accent) to do his job. They both go to some hot air balloon festival to do some reporting and as Mike's replacement begins his segment, Abby kicks him off and starts venting about how all men suck.

Mike is watching from his location, and decides to head over to get into it with her. He steps into her hot air balloon, and they start to bicker about what happened between them. She confesses that she broke it off with Colin, and Mike admits that he loves her. As the balloon takes off without them realizings, they start to kiss again… this time it's being recorded!! They end up together, and at the end of the movie, after they have sex, Mike asks if her big O was genuine… to which she replies: "You'll never know"!!

Fav. Quotes:

Abby: My cat stepped on the remote...
Mike: Well, be sure to thank your pussy for me.

Mike: You're all about comfort and efficiency!
Abby: What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?
Mike: Well nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.

Mike: Rule #4: Never talk about your problems 'cause men don't really listen or care.
Abby: Some men care!
Mike: No, some men pretend to care. When we ask "how you're doing" it's just guy code for "let me stick my dick in your ass".
Abby Richter: OOH!
Mike: I know you think Colin is above it but trust me he's a guy. He's even remotely into you he's probably thought about each of your orifices at least ten times.
Abby Richter: I love how you assume all men are perverse as you are!
Mike: Oh, I don't assume. I know.

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Sorry it's taken so long, I've been all over the place... I'm hoping to get back on track!!