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CatNamedRudy wrote:

memyselfandi wrote:
what the hell is that jared allen gesture after a sack supposed to signify?
I don't know but why doesn't he get a taunting penalty for it?

He's finishing roping a calf like they do in the rodeo. The guy has to tie up the feet of the calf and then through their arms up in the air to stop the clock. Jared is a country boy and after every sack he makes that gesture as a celebration. He's done it numerous times and it's not considered taunting.

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Not as great of a crush on Theisman as Lawrence Taylor...

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Damn, I miss when Viking Pete would flip out on me at the drop of a hat

Btw, all the wrestling references tonight and no mention of MEAN KEVIN GREENE on the sidelines for the Pack?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WFHGvxBqXs

WHY, STEVE MCMICHAEL!? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HIT HIM WITH THE BRIEFCASE!? =(

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sorry to disappoint you Raz.

secretly i'm a Nat's fan 'cause i grew up a Expos fan.

believe it or not...we still miss the Expos.

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Fuck Kevin Greene RIP Reggie White, Reggie White would have never left Brett leave Green Bay.

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LOL at this thread turning into wrestling talk tonight without anyone mentioning Ben Roethlisberger being the host of WWE Monday Night Raw.

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the announcer said Sidney CROSBY... anyone catch it

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If the playoffs started today:

Baltimore Ravens (6) @ New York Jets (3)
New England Patriots (5) @ Cincinnati Bengals (4)
Byes: Indianapolis Colts (2), Denver Broncos (1)
Atlanta Falcons (6) @ New Orleans Saints (3)
Chicago Bears (5) @ San Francisco 49ers (4)
Byes: Minnesota Vikings (2), New York Giants (1)

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It's a little early for that isn't it?

I bet six of those teams don't make the playoffs.

it is a mystery

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(10/06/09 12:37 AM)

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This is the worst O-Line I have ever seen in Green Bay. EVER!

And I've seen some horrible teams.

it is a mystery

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I'll take the Giants with my Week 5 suicide pick.

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You better pray to God that Eli starts because if Carr starts, not even Oakland is a guaranteed win.

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IT IS NOW TIME FOR GENEOKERLUND27'S POWER RANKINGS + EDGIC

1(1)	MINNESOTA	4-0-0	GeneOkerlund27 loves having Brett Favre as the quarterback of his favorite team as much as GeneOkerlund27 loves taffy. And GeneOkerlund27 is a man who loves his taffy. Well, not really, but how bout those laffy taffy jokes? GeneOkerlund27 has used this joke as a pickup line to pick up women: "What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? Shore." . EDGIC RATING: OTTPP5
2(2)	NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS	4-0-0	Feet injuries are the best. TURF TOE. PLANTAR FASCITIS. GeneOkerlund27 should have went to podiatry school (hey George Costanza got in!) to diagnoisis people with these things. EDGIC RATING: CP3
3(5)	NEW ORLEANS	4-0-0	If someone had a disease where they saw things upside down they would think the Saints were the ANCHORS =o. EDGIC RATING: OTTP2
4(6)	INDIANAPOLIS	4-0-0	GeneOkerlund27 wouldn't want to be Country Boy With a Guitar, just look at his answer to this question: http://sg.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070124124912AAd1ShU His worst fear has come true. Some guy 3 years later who posts in third person found that while randomly searching Colts on yahoo answers and is using it to insult him on hiw power rankings. .- EDGIC RATING: CP2
5(7)	NEW ENGLAND	3-1-0	A piece of cotton just fell on Tom Brady and it was called for roughing the passer EDGIC RATING: OTTN1
6(3)	BALTIMORE	3-1-0	Mark Clayton was that kid Hot Hands in that movie Little Giants and the reason he didn't catch it was because the football didn't magically turn into toilet paper when he was going to catch it. EDGIC RATING: CPP2
7 (4)	NEW YORK FOOTBALL JETS	3-1-0	Mark Sanchez was born 11/11 which is exactly ONE WEEK AFTER THE TRIAD of LAURENTHELUSH/JITENSHA/TW4LIFE, no wonder he has been a good quarterback (except when he plays the Saints) EDGIC RATING: OTTN2
8 (8)	ATLANTA	2-1-0	Week 5's most exciting game is DEFINITELY Atlanta @ San Fran. GeneOkerlund27 wishes he could see it EDGIC RATING: MORP2
9 (9)	MIKE SINGLETARY'S SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS	3-1-0	Niners Defensive TDs in that game: 3. Rams TDs on the year: 3 EDGIC RATING: CPP
10(12)	DENVER	4-0-0	POINTS AGAINST IS 26 WHICH IS INSANE. THE RAMS OFFENSE HAS ALLOWED THAT MANY POINTS LMAO EDGIC RATING: MORP2
11(10)	CHICAGO	3-1-0	If the Bears would have lost to Detroit it would have been a bigger loss than not getting the olympics D= The only olympic sports GeneOkerlund27 watched last year: some softball game (rip), and boxing at 3 am. Oh and of course the basketball because they played THE NBA ON NBC THEME, ugh GeneOkerlund27 misses that so much EDGIC RATING: MOR
12(11)	PHILADELPHIA	2-1-0	Congratulations on having 2 bye weeks in a row. Week 4: Bye. Week 5: Home vs TB. That joke never gets old. EDGIC RATING: MOR
13(14)	CINCINNATI	3-1-0	There is no reason to watch the first 59:50 or so of Bengal games because everything important happens in the remaining seconds yw EDGIC RATING: UTRP2
14(17)	PITTSBURGH	2-2-0	A former Harrah's employee claims he was fired because Ben Roethlisberger complained to a hotel-casino's manager that the worker demanded to see identification for a woman at the NFL quarterback's table where they were drinking. UGH HOW EMBARASSING FOR BEN TO HAVE THIS LEAK OUT EDGIC RATING: MOR
15(16)	SAN DIEGO	2-2-0	Hey the Chargers are way behind Denver after sucking at the beginning of the year. Haven't we been here before? EDGIC RATING: UTR
16(13)	DALLAS	2-2-0	Somebody on NBC, possibly Dan Patrick? GeneOkerlund27 is paraphrashing here, said: "The Broncos hadn't beat a top NFL team, they've played the Bengals, Browns, and Raiders. Now they've played a top NFL team." GeneOkerlund27 said immediately: "No they didn't, they beat the Cowboys." pwnd.. EDGIC RATING: CPN
17(15)	GREEN BAY	2-2-0	RT@TEDTHOMPSON: You might not be aware, but can play football with an offensive line. yw! EDGIC RATING: UTRN
18(19)	ARIZONA	1-2-0	Ok so GeneOkerlund27 is watching House right now and really has nothing to say about the Cards since they're coming off a bye and even the great GeneOkerlund27 has power rankings writing cramps, but omg CHASE HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MUFASA'S VOICE D= EDGIC RATING: UTR
19(20)	JACKSONVILLE	2-2-0	They are 2-0 in games where Troy Williamson doesn't catch a pass and 0-2 in games he has. It took Jack Del Rio longer than it should have (which would be 1 second) but he has finally figured out a viable game plan now, the Troy Williamson Ratio. Make sure 100% of balls are not thrown to him. EDGIC RATING: UTR
20(23)	HOUSTON	2-2-0	HURRY YOU ONLY HAVE 7 DAYS TO BID ON THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY: http://www.nflauction.nfl.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/User?id=houNFL&wl=65664914&type=A EDGIC RATING: UTRN
21(24)	MIAMI	1-3-0	Fins/Jets on Monday night = bad memories for GeneOkerlund27. GeneOkerlund27 was up like 30 points in a fantasy league and went to bed in the 3rd quarter thinking he had a sure victory. Then he wakes up and finds out Vinny went insane and threw for so many touchdowns ugh EDGIC RATING: UTR
22(18)	BUFFALOW (NOT A TYPO YW)	1-3-0	welp, the 24/7 no huddle offense doesn't work, WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT?!?! EDGIC RATING: UTRN
23(21)	SEATTLE	1-3-0	omg the Seahawks actually made it to 17 points =o. When GeneOkerlund27 was briefly checking espn.com at the scores he saw it was 28-3 and was like ruh roh GeneOkerlund27 ALMOST took Indianapolis as his suicide pick (was anybody even eliminated this week lol) and you should NEVER second guess yourself unless you're going to choose the Detroit Lions against the Washington Redskins but then GeneOkerlund27 realized his suicide pick was playing the Rams and stopped worrying. But that was a scary/upsetting .0000000000182 seconds. EDGIC RATING: UTRN
24(22)	TENNESSEE	0-4-0	Don't worry Tennessee. You have as many wins as the Rams, Browns, Buccaneers, Panthers, and Chiefs COMBINED EDGIC RATING: INV
25(25)	DETROIT	1-3-0	FAT LION FANS, GET CHA POPCORN READY. Oh wait you wont need it because you can get THE ALL YOU CAN EAT SEAT for $57 and get UNLIMITED POPCORN! That's right, you can get all the Echrich hot dogs, bratwurst, nachos, chips, popcorn, and soft drinks you can tackle! Go here if interested: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/080042C889E721F8?artistid=805936&majorcatid=10004&minorcatid=8&camefrom=CFC_LIONS ywsm EDGIC RATING: UTRP1
26(27)	WASHINGTON	2-2-0	"Redskins Breakfast Blitz, a honey nut toasted oats cereal, enters Harris Teeter stores in September. Supplies are limited. Supplies are limited; shoppers should buy Redskins Breakfast Blitz cereal quickly because when they are gone, they are gone." Figures they would have a BLAND cereal since the team is so fucking boring. EDGIC RATING: INV
27(26)	OAKLAND	1-2-0	The reason the Raiders lost was because they didn't have a fiddle in the band, which is just bad coaching because a fiddle could have thrown for as many tds as JaMarcus Russell did and be millions of dollars cheaper unless it was a fiddle used by Tiny Tim which would be odd because Tiny Tim played the ukulele and randomly on Monday Night Raw in 1993 Tiny Tim was a guest on the King's Court which was weird because he had nothing to do with wrestling and Jerry "The King" Lawler broke the ukulele and Tiny Tim cried, it wasn't as cool as Roddy Piper smashing a coconut on Jimmy Snuka's head but few things are (GENEOKERLUND27 HAD TO GET A WRESTLING REFERENCE IN HERE SOMEHOW AFTER SEEING WHAT THIS THREAD HAS BECOME <3) EDGIC RATING: INV
28(28)	KANSAS CITY	0-4-0	Is Todd Haley related to Jack Haley? If so he should be more like Jack and less like Todd. More hanging around insane people to get wins, less trying to win on your own. EDGIC RATING: INV
29(29)	CAROLINA	0-3-0	If Tarvaris Jackson was still quarterback, what would the odds be for Week 15's Minnesota @ Carolina Sunday night game being flexed out? About a billion percent? (PS: This team sucks sry carolinagrl D=) EDGIC RATING: INV
30(30)	TAMPA BAY	0-4-0	Buccaneers? More like Yuccaneers lol amgeneokerlund27rite? EDGIC RATING: INV
31(32)	CLEVELAND	0-4-0	lol @ the most exciting thing in the season being related to LeBron James (Braylon Edwards punched some guy who is a friend of LeBron James yw) EDGIC RATING: INV
32(31)	ST LOUIS	0-4-0	Should probably just go looking in local HYVEE's for stock boys to play quarterback. It worked once, why can't it work twice?!? EDGIC RATING: INV

GeneOkerlund27

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(10/06/09 1:44 AM)

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also there are many typos in that 4 obvious reasons

lack of edit h8

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(PS: This team sucks sry carolinagrl D=)

you speak only the truth gene. Should be an epic battle this weekend with panthers vs. redskins.

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SurvivorGuy24 wrote:
I love watching Brett Favre play. Yeah, he's the biggest drama queen in the NFL but that's okay.

I agree with this,

I'd rather watch P. Manning though. All the excitement with 1/100 the drama.

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SurvivorGuy24 wrote:
I love watching Brett Favre play. Yeah, he's the biggest drama queen in the NFL but that's okay.

He is fun to watch. Just a lot less fun to watch when he's playing against your team! Shame he's such a major douche!

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(10/06/09 10:52 AM)

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redkramer77 wrote:
You better pray to God that Eli starts because if Carr starts, not even Oakland is a guaranteed win.

I think I'm the only one that doesn't think David Carr is a terrible back up QB. Though if he can't beat Oakland he should be drawn and quartered.

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(10/06/09 10:59 AM)

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GeneOkerlund27 wrote:
Should probably just go looking in local HYVEE's for stock boys to play quarterback. It worked once, why can't it work twice?!?

<3 Hyvee

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(10/06/09 11:06 AM)

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i said the same thing about the broncos beating the cowboys.

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