I find it hard to believe that one woman would want Turtle, let alone 2
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Posts: 5776 (09/22/09 3:03 PM) Registered User |
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Angelica2003 |
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Posts: 1920 (09/22/09 4:54 PM) Registered user |
I find it hard to believe that one woman would want Turtle, let alone 2Let me break it down for you. Women only want a man that some other woman has. You could pick the oldest, ugliest, fattest loser just so this WOULDN'T happen, but it ALWAYS does. |
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Posts: 608 (09/22/09 5:35 PM) Registered user |
Good point. That's the only way a fat loser like Turtle could get that kind of play. I suppose being Vincent Chases' buddy could help him score some poontang too. That's his only real shot though. The show has gone so downhill. Even Ari's outbursts have become kinda predictable and outlandish. Lloyd makes the show at this point. I loved him leaving Ari's car in the middle of the street. Good for you Lloyd! I'll admit to being somewhat touched by Ari's honesty with Johnny though. |
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MonkeeSpanker |
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Posts: 792 (09/22/09 6:29 PM) |
They really need to kill off Turdle's character - he is a worthless shit. the only reason any girl is giving him the time of day is because he is
Jamie-lynne's fuck toy and Wince's gopher. I have been watching some of the earlier episodes and Turdle was complete waste then also - I can't
believe he lasted this long. This season has been a disapointment to say the least.
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chel87 |
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Posts: 2096 (09/22/09 8:40 PM) Registered User |
People don't like Turtle? I think he's cute- Eric's the one I don't get.
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Posts: 4682 (09/22/09 10:44 PM) |
Regarding other chicks wanting Turtle because he's with Meadow:
If women are really like that then they are retarded and need to stop being like that. God please let the Ashley/Eric romance subplot be over for ever. |
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Posts: 98 (09/26/09 9:38 PM) |
MonkeeSpanker wrote: I just got done watching the episode where Turtle "discovers" the young black rapper - he was hoping to take advantage of the guy - he gets his song played on the radio and then was hoping to sit back and collect money of the kids sweat - all the while doing what he does best, nothing. I'm glad he got fucked out of that gig, dont' reward this little fat shit. I too find it funny that any woman would want him. He has so much to offer, is 35 years old, has no job, is a fat fuck, sits home all day jerking off and smoking pot between the time he washes Vince's balls. I hope he hooks up with Eric's old girl and they both die horrible deaths... |
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Posts: 4666 (09/26/09 10:03 PM) Registered user |
The actress playing Ashley can't act her way out of a trash bag. I"m hoping that E dumping her means she never soils my tv screen again.
It seems like the show runners really didn't know where to take this season. I agree with all here that have said that the story-lines have been played out in other seasons. A big problem is Vince. In the early seasons, it was okay that he was a vapid pretty-faced celebrity/whore. But after a few seasons, I want to see that taken in a new direction. I thought it was great when he got fired for not being able to act in a meaningful way (a comment from the writers about the actor playing Vince? I suspect). Something else needs to happen to challenge Vince's vapid bubble of a life. A faux stalker just ain't cutting it. |
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MonkeeSpanker |
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Posts: 815 (09/27/09 10:49 PM) |
E's redheaded assistant is pretty hot, gotta love the bushes on those readheads. If anyone has a link to some nude shots of her, please link.
How about the pussy Turdle, he cries when his other meal-ticket goes away? He should be thankful someone else actually likes him. Now that Jaimie is gone, they should take the opportunity to kill of this fat bastard, give him a bad case of the crabs. |
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Posts: 1786 (09/28/09 10:42 AM) |
Anyone else still watching this?
The season finale is this coming Sunday, which I didn't know about. Honestly I could only name two, maybe three, stories that actually interested me this year. Did anything important really happen? The Ari stuff was usually entertaining, as was some of Drama's moments. Other than these two characters though, I was pretty bored. Was Vince even in this season? After the Gatsby premiere early on I felt like he disappeared. Last night he kept saying how he was leaving soon for four months. Why is he leaving again? I totally forget where that came from. |
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christy1018 |
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Posts: 5265 (09/28/09 10:47 AM) Registered User |
Vince is going to shoot that race car driving movie that he got his driver's license for.
I am sure I am in the minority but I liked this season. Eric moving out - his office shutting down - his Sloan issues, Drama leaving FiveTown - stalker stuff, Lloyd quitting and then Ari buying the place Lloyd went to, the "stalker", Turtle going to school and having Jamie Lynn, and Vince driving <3 and of course him having to spend a lot of time alone (ie fucking girls) for the season. It worked for me. |
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MonkeeSpanker |
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Posts: 816 (09/28/09 6:09 PM) |
They should of shown us how Vince was during the shooting of the Enzo Ferrari story, they skip over all of his movies, except for his dismal showing in Smoke
Jumpers - which he single handed destroyed because he was too much of a pussy to work with a tough director.
I think next season Drama will go back to Queens to manage his bar Johnny Drama's or maybe he will start doing gay porn - that would be hilarious. |
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Angelica2003 |
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Posts: 1926 (09/28/09 6:32 PM) Registered user |
Last night's episode didn't suck at least. It was great to see Ari back in form. And wait til UCLA finds out Jamie Lyn broke it off, she'll drop
Turtle like a hot potato.
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Posts: 332 (09/28/09 10:47 PM) |
At least we will be seeing more Sloan now.
Is it just me or are the women Vince has been hooking up with lately, rather mediocre? The STD clinic receptionist and woman from the suit fitting were not befitting a movie star. After party leftovers... maybe. Hell, the best looking chick this season was Drama's ex - from the sex shop. |
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chel87 |
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Posts: 2130 (09/29/09 1:35 AM) Registered User |
Yeah, Turtle doesn't do much other than smoke and drive, but all Vince does is ride and fuck. And all E does is bitch and moan. The show should be called
ARI. and I want Lloyd back w/ him or at least on scene with him ASAP. Drama's always good for a lau.. laughing at.
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Posts: 1349 (09/29/09 10:35 AM) Registered User |
I really like Sloan and she is too much for E. In regards to Turtle, I really hope he hooks up with that girl from school. I like how they are slowly working
on Lloyd so that he becomes eventually like Ari. I hope Ari buys the agency and fires most of th people.
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Posts: 26 (09/29/09 5:18 PM) |
maxxfisher wrote: I'm not! He's easily the best of the 4. He's really dating her in real life too. |
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Posts: 27 (09/29/09 5:19 PM) |
Angelica2003 wrote:I agree even though I think Turtle really is a great catch. The storyline is very realistic because as soon as a guy gets a girlfriend (especially one with status), their value increases like tenfold. |
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Turtle |
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Posts: 28 (09/29/09 5:21 PM) |
MonkeeSpanker wrote:Nope! Turtle is the best character and he's got the best storyline going on right now too! And Turtle at his worst was always comic relief. Which is better than the other 3 guys who bring nothing to the table! |
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Prime Minister |
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Posts: 344 (10/01/09 4:08 PM) |
Drama is always entertaining.
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