1. Pick your battles. What battles? The man says how it goes, and there's not room for dissent. Duhhh.
2. Walk on the outside (closer to the street) of your female companion. We travel by car, being that we actually work and
make money.
3. Saying "You're being crazy" is never an appropriate response, unless you want her to go postal on you. No
one should have to cater to someone else's insanity. Go postal, and kiss the backside of my hand.
4. Cooking, cleaning, and taking care of kids are things men can actually do as well as women. As are mowing the lawn,
fixing the car, and planning vacations.
5. Keep backup supplies of quality chocolate in the house for her to raid. She
doesn't need an emergency supply of fat pills, thanks.
6. Buying tampons and other feminine products shouldn't embarrass you --everyone knows they're not for you. Well
of course they know they're not for me - because I ain't buying them.
7. Women like compliments and gifts. And men like blowjobs and pizza. Your point?
8. Earning less than her shouldn't be emasculating. Only if she makes minimum wage...
9. Be on time, even if she usually isn't. If she can't be on time, she has no room to bitch.
10. Don't be a pouty puppy when shopping with her. Heh! Like I'd ever go shopping with her.
11. Find out what her favorite flower is. If it only took flowers to make her happy...
12. If you like her, then don't buy her shoes; it's bad luck. Got it. Buy her shoes if I
want to chase her off.... Awesome.
13. Smiling and nodding aren't the same as listening. :: smiles and nods
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14. It's OK to cry in front of her, but keep the blubbering to a minimum. Protip: Women blubber... Men don't.
15. Personality goes a long way. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yeah, son - don't EVER worry about making money if you want to land
a desirable woman! HAW HAW HAW!
16. At some point she'll be more important than your mother. Like... the moment she puts out.
17. You will never completely understand women. You will never want to.
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