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Posts: 2222 (09/11/09 2:55 AM) |
Over and out to all.
Now Nat is asking very personal questions. She doesn't answer those asked of her. Oh, she doesn't masturbate. Right. Cuckoo liar. Bet she has a snobby cat, too. |
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Posts: 3606 (09/11/09 2:56 AM) I don't get |
Oooh, let me try the word associations with the BB11 Houseguests.....
Braden - Loopy Hilarious Stoner Laura - Sensible And Smart with Big Breastesses and Teefus Casey - AWESOME Life-of-the-Party Guy From Around The Way That Anyone Can Kick it With Ronnie - Prancing Little Sycophantic Sociopathic Pissant Weasel Jessie - Homo-repressed Runty Pinhead Narcissus Chima - Cuntiest C.unt that Ever Cunted...Psychopathic Bitch in need of a white straitjacket Lydia - Dissapointingly Desperate Needy Little Emo Poser Bitch Whackjob Jerkoff Handjobbin WHORE Russell - Overcompensating Split-Personality Napoleon Sometimes Laced with a Heart of Gold Jeff - Lovable Douchey Power Hungry Monster Who Is A More Awesome Loser Than Winner Michele - Sweet Nervous Psychotic Nerdy Giggler With Early Alzhimer's Kevin - Hilarously Fake Ass Queeny Sheniquah Wannabe With No Balls Natalie - Disgustingly Dirty Horse-Clodding Cud-Chewing Bulldyke With No Dignity or Manners Jordan - Dingbat Sweetheart Mactor Who Consumes Like No Other
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Posts: 3078 (09/11/09 2:56 AM) Registered user |
This is hilarious.
Kevin is calling bullshit on Natalie and her supposed BF's lack of masturbation/looking at porn. Kevin is laughing his ass off at Nat's denials. "He does not look at porn!!!" |
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rennyat |
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Posts: 2223 (09/11/09 3:01 AM) |
ghettofabman wrote:Ding, ding, ding! Best list! I especially like the Chima characterization! Kudos! |
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rennyat |
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Posts: 2224 (09/11/09 3:04 AM) |
Kenneth wrote: And, Nasty isn't lying. "He" doesn't. There is no "he." There is a she. 
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Posts: 3079 (09/11/09 3:07 AM) Registered user |
Kevin: "He's masturbating to Oprah."
Natalie is totally silent now. Kevin breaks the silence with: "Natalie you know you've tickled your clit. It's ok."
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Wild Jazie |
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Posts: 3596 (09/11/09 3:08 AM) Registered User |
This is so good, I just voted for Kevin, twice!
Its funny how Jordon knows more about men and their sexuality than gNat.....ummm....on second thought its not. I do wish Jeff was there too. |
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Rainy |
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Posts: 357 (09/11/09 3:09 AM) |
I don't want to reward Kevin if he doesn't pick Jordan so when I vote on the Nat/Kevin choice I'm going to vote for Nat.
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rennyat |
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Posts: 2225 (09/11/09 3:10 AM) |
Thank goodness SA isn't listening to this.
So now Nasty has never masturbated. Does anyone in the free world believe this c.unt? Oh lord. What a liar. Now she wants to get Jordan out to the pool table.
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Posts: 89 (09/11/09 3:11 AM) |
OMG in Nats world mutual boy/boy masterbation involves them both standing over the toilet together? I have heard if fricken all now
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rennyat |
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Posts: 2226 (09/11/09 3:14 AM) |
Rainy wrote: Rainy, you think Nasty will be in the F2? You'll vote for a 24-year old woman who claims to never have masturbated? On that alone she needs her stipend docked. And it might just be Jordan picking. She'll prob pick Her Dryness. sigh |
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Rainy |
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Posts: 360 (09/11/09 3:17 AM) |
rennyat wrote: Actually I voted several times last night and of course voted for Kevin in the kevin/nat choice. But now I'm wondering if that is a good idea. omg this talk is funny. Jordan, "Really?"
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rennyat |
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Posts: 2227 (09/11/09 3:18 AM) |
Now Kev gives instructions on BJ's.
Jordan doesn't say "cum," she says, "go."
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rabbitzy |
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Posts: 1445 (09/11/09 3:20 AM) Registered User |
jordan is audibly interested in kevin's lesson in how to give a good blowjob -- natalie is interested, but not saying anything -- you KNOW this thing has
got to be the worst sexual partner ever.
again, outshined by jordan, who proclaims herself to be horrible at sex -- come on, we all know jordan could do better than natalie w/o even thinking about it. |
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Wild Jazie |
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Posts: 3597 (09/11/09 3:23 AM) Registered User |
gotta luv Kevins marriage advice, telling gNat that shes going to have to pock a finger up her guys ass.
Cuz all guys need favorite, esp if shes going to be married for 60+ years.... |
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Posts: 6722 (09/11/09 3:23 AM) |
ZippyDoDa wrote:Hiya Zippy <3 |
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rabbitzy |
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Posts: 1446 (09/11/09 3:23 AM) Registered User |
ew, nasti's sex talk has made for an extreeeeeeeeeemely awkward silence. i can't go to bed after THAT -- say something, jordan/kevin!
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Posts: 90 (09/11/09 3:23 AM) |
Ummm nasty I think biting hard on someones nipple during wrestling isnt what Kev was kev was saying, at least Jordan is taking mental notes, she will feel
better at sex someday with the right person, nasty is just hopeless if she was with a man or woman or just herself, jebus!
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AtlantaChik |
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Posts: 2277 (09/11/09 3:33 AM) Registered User |
dallascat70 wrote: He shoulda rubbed in that they spunk in ASU hoodies. |
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Posts: 45 (09/11/09 3:39 AM) |
Nastys girlfriend.
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