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rennyat wrote:

Legal, I had a lesbian roommate years ago, before I married. I didn't know (dummy). I walked into the house as she was deeply kissing her friend. Awkward! She drove me crazy because she would save two potato chips in the big bag, all wrapped up. I would say, why don't you just eat the last two or three? She says, I'm saving them for later. I'm like, later? Two fucking chips you're gonna want later? Getthefuckoutahere.

Right before this bitch moved out we had a falling out. I was A LOT like Jordan when I was younger, and this bitch would always say how I wore short skirts and only got my job because I flirted and shit and was just would be a total bitch to me all the time. She was pissed off because I moved in and didn't have to pay rent because the landlord didn't care and loved me. I was only staying for a few months during that period of time anyways.

I LOVED her cats though and took care of them because she treated them like they didn't exist. When she was moving out, she sold the fucking cats. I went BALLISTIC on her ass. My male roommates were cracking up because they said I never get angry like that. Our one roommate didn't even come upstairs until she left - I kid you not. lol They hated her. She left my best friend with a bill of $500 for calling her gf long distance.

Gah, she was a horrible human being, and she thought I was afraid of her sexuality, so she would try to be alone with me. It was creepy. I have been in musicals most of my existence, so when she said that I'm no I just don't like you. Her gf loved me too, and when she would call, I would answer the phone and pretend flirt to piss her off. Everyone thought she wanted me. I don't know. She really was nasty to everyone including her gay bff. I told him that he was being abused by her stupid ass.