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#81: Parker Somerville, Big Brother 9

Parker was the first Big Brother 9 contestant that I started disliking. It started when he & Jen won Power Couple, and the power immediately went to his head. When Jacob told Jen that everyone thought Parker was a snake, Jen immediately went and told Parker, and Parker flipped the fuck out. He first confronted Jacob and then woke the entire house up to have some "house meeting." Jacob came off looking worse than Parker in the situation, but I ended up hating Parker, too.

The Ryan/Jen situation was where Parker forced me to hate him forever. Apparently, nobody in the BB9 house knew how this coupling thing worked. If your partner is a target, then so are you. And Parker basically made himself and his partner a target when Jen revealed to her alliance that she & Ryan were a real life couple. Parker started attacking Jen, calling her selfish, and a liar, etc. because she wouldn't go against her boyfriend. Wtf? Parker made two huge mistakes here. He shouldn't have openly attacked Jen in front of their alliance and the HoH because it basically made them a target, and he should have embraced the fact that Jen's boyfriend was in the house and used it as an advantage, because that's basically having one other team in the house that won't come after you. But instead, Parker used it as an opportunity to cause drama and put the spotlight on him, and it basically ended up getting him and his partner evicted. I'll get more into how retarded Jen's alliance was later during their write-ups.


#80: Keesha Smith, Big Brother 10

This is the one that had something in common with a past Survivor, but I wasn't talking about game-wise or votes-wise, I just meant because they're both missing a tooth or half a tooth. Toothless whores ftl.

Pre-show I was more indifferent to Keesha than I ever was to anyone ever. She was clearly cast to be the token hot girl, but she really wasn't pretty at all. She looks a lot older than she is. She's only like 30, right? Ew. Anyway, the first week in the house Keesha did nothing to change my mind.

The Keesha vs. April "Barbie bitch!" freakout is where I first started to dislike Keesha. At this point I didn't care for either Keesha or April, but Keesha was being fucking ridiculous. Angie approached Keesha about the possibility of keeping Brian. There were 10 votes in the house and Angie said that she believed that she could get Memphis & Jessie if Keesha was on board. Keesha agreed. Apparently, April saw Keesha talking to Angie and April informed the rest of the house that Angie was working to keep Brian. She said nothing about Keesha. Keesha being the paranoid, attention-whore that she, is flipped out on April for "talking shit about her."

I wasn't even a huge fan and it was even obvious to me that Keesha was so ridiculously jealous of Angie (and April in some cases, too.) Keesha wanted to be the prettiest girl in the house. Eventually (and only after all the other girls in the house had been evicted) Keesha got her wish. Anyway, the first few weeks in the house Keesha/April/Libra/Michelle had the weirdest obsession with Angie. Angie cooked French fries, and they got pissed at her because it was April's(?) favorite food, but April was on slop and couldn't have any. No, seriously, this was the kind of shit that they got pissed at Angie for. When Angie decided to spend Steven's last few days in the house not ignoring him, the rest of the house flipped out because they were supposed to be giving Steven the silent-treatment. Keesha, of course, was supposed to be Steven's friend and STILL bashed Angie about this.

The week that Keesha won HoH, there was really no reason for her to nominate Angie. The alliance was Keesha/Libra/April/Ollie plus Jessie/Michelle/Angie/Memphis, with Renny, Jerry, and Dan as outsiders. Keesha really didn't have to do what she did, she could have just nominated Dan & Renny and kept herself from being a target. But instead she decided that Angie just had to be nominated and evicted, so she got her entire alliance to sever ties with Jessie, Michelle, Angie, and Memphis and instead pull in the outsiders for a 7 person alliance against a 4 person alliance, instead of an 8 against 3. Technically this didn't come back to hurt Keesha, but it seemed retarded to me that she would go out of her way to do all of this only because she wanted Angie gone (for no other reason except that Angie was clearly the prettiest girl in the house.)

Keesha did a lot of flip-flopping in the game, and it was purely for emotional reasons. She wanted to be the guys' girl, and so she saved Memphis. What was really funny is that Memphis was also obsessed with Angie. He used to talk about her 24/7 after she got evicted, and this pissed Keesha off to no end. She also almost nominated Memphis alongside Angie because she knew that Memphis liked Angie.

It was pathetic to watch. Keesha was pathetic to watch, and I'm glad she eventually screwed (HARD) by the very guy she went out of her way to save. LOL.


#79: Michael "Cowboy" Ellis, Big Brother 5

Okay, so I don't really having a seething hatred for Cowboy, but he still irritates me and I'm still pissed that he made it so far in Big Brother 5.

Cowboy was a part of the four Horsemen, kinda sorta. He was an official part of their alliance, but it was pretty clear that he brought nothing to their alliance except a number and was mostly just Jase & Scott's bitch. Cowboy slid by the pre-sequester portion of the game by doing nothing but let the bigger players actually play the game. Cowboy benefited from the Horsemen winning 3/5 of the pre-sequester HoHs and then benefited from the fact that Diane & Nakomis deemed Scott & Jase bigger threats.

Week 6, Cowboy should have gone up because the Girl Power alliance won HoH. However, the girl alliance imploded and not because of anything he did, but because Adria was a Jesus-freak bitch. The fallout led to Will, Adria, Natalie, Marvin, and Karen all being evicted, until it came down to the f4. Everyone in the final four had done something in the game, except Cowboy. He had never won a competition, he had never really made a move: he just benefited from stronger players going after each other the whole game.

The first move Cowboy has any control over, he fucks up, in my opinion. When Cowboy won the PoV at the f4, he was given the option of booting Nokomis (HIS FUCKING SISTER) or Diane. Cowboy decides to evict Nakomis. It eventually played out well for him anyway, since he ended up sitting next to Drew in the f2 (thanks to Drew screwing Diane over, again, nothing Cowboy did) but Cowboy put himself in a bad position because he risked Diane winning and taking Drew. Had he kept Nakomis in the game, Nakomis would have taken him to the f2, and Drew would have taken him to the f2.

I just felt like he had no reason to be in that house. There were a few times I found his stupidity entertaining, but most of the time I couldn't stand him or his gameplay. What sucks the most is that he almost won. The final vote ended up being 4-3. Still those votes weren't based off of anything he did. He got Nakomis' vote because he was her brother (which was funny because he voted her out) and then he also got Adria & Natalie's vote because he was more appealing to the right wing jury voters lol (probably for being non-threatening and less willing to do what it took to win than Drew.)


#78: Autumn Daly, Big Brother 2

In Big Brother 2, everyone brought something to show. Even Autumn, who was the second person evicted. The entire time in the house, I was with Chilltown in thinking that Autumn was a mentally unstable crybaby who needed to GTFO. She was a lot like Amber in that she cried a ton and referred to everyone else as "evil" except it was clear that Autumn's unstableness came from insecurity whereas Amber's came from being OTT delusional.

In the first week, Mike Boogie, the HoH, wanted to make sure that he could secure the votes for Nicole to be evicted. He went to Autumn and climbed into bed with her. Technically, it was never revealed whether or not this was strategy on Boogie's part. He denied it, but I think it's probably something that Boogie would do. Anyway, Autumn was totally into it until she realized she was being played, and then she freaked out and kicked him out of the bed. She then went around and told the rest of the house, inciting the argument in the backyard by the pool. I was on Autumn's side on this argument.

But then Autumn took on Shannon, which was a huge mistake for Autumn's mental stability. After Boogie pulled this, Autumn went around trashing Chilltown. She called Shannon a bitch, a c.unt, and all sorts of other names that were technically true (even though it was Boogie who tried to sleep with her.) Autumn (I don't remember if it was before or after she based Shannon) asked Shannon to help her workout because Autumn was insecure about her weight. After Shannon had found out that Autumn was trashing her, put a bag of potato chips on Autumn's bed. This caused Autumn to break down completely. She cried and asked everyone to vote her out because she couldn't handle being in the house. Really, though, she brought it on herself. Krista said it best when she said that "Autumn was jealous of Shannon, and Shannon feeds on it."

Autumn couldn't even really confront Shannon, she had to have Hardy do it for her, and it had to be in a group-setting before Autumn could talk to Shannon herself. Eventually, everyone went on to realize that Autumn was a cry-baby and they voted her out because she couldn't handle it.

I don't really hate Autumn, either, but because she was the second boot of the season I ranked her low. I do remember being really annoyed by her whining, so that's why she's out.

I know I put her high in my BB10 rankings, but I really really really only liked Keesha because I HATED April SO much and because of all the viscous, disgusting comments towards Keesha. So out of relalition I hated that hypocritical bitch April.

By the way, even on just pure looks, Keesha is prettier than April, though they are both not very hot. Angie is far and away the best looking woman, but Renny was better looking than both Keesha AND April sometimes XD