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Russell aka CRAPPY - LIMP DICK MOTHERFUCKER MIDGET TERRORIST - POP HATES U
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Posts: 6376 (07/01/09 8:07 PM) Registered user |
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DaveSoGay |
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Posts: 5335 (07/01/09 8:25 PM) Registered user |
Most likely to seduce one of the women in the house by holding a knife to her throat.
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 Dictatorship |
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Posts: 9941 (07/01/09 8:25 PM) |
Most likely to cut himself in the process.
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Licorice |
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Posts: 1773 (07/01/09 10:00 PM) |
Kittyhun wrote:That's what I thought too. Based on his arms, he looks like he's about 5'2". |
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Dictatorship |
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Posts: 9955 (07/01/09 11:41 PM) |
the arms are shaved too, don't forget that.
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Wizzerkat |
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Posts: 2 (07/02/09 12:15 AM) |
If nothing else, The Soup should have some fun with this guy. Jesse 2.0!
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Fluffynurse |
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Posts: 15982 (07/02/09 12:18 AM) Registered User |
Craig Ferguson will chew him up & spit him out like so much spoiled hagus.
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ghettofabman |
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Posts: 2261 (07/02/09 12:57 AM) I don't get |
nomii wrote: Are you just saying that because he gets you tight in the crotch area of your pants? |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 19203 (07/02/09 1:57 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Dictatorship wrote:We are SO twins. ^_^ |
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bumlets1 |
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Posts: 1464 (07/02/09 8:29 AM) Registered user |
Dollars to Donuts that his penis is microscopic. Also, every single guy I've ever met named Russell tries to give himself the nickname "The Love
Muscle." Douche.
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Dictatorship |
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Posts: 9976 (07/02/09 5:09 PM) |
bumlets1 wrote:agreeance. And I bet he's gae. He describes himself as fiery... flamer?
Last Edited By: Dictatorship
07/02/09 5:11 PM.
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Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 6840 (07/02/09 5:12 PM) |
I liked Russell a lot at first, but I already am starting to find him incredibly annoying. I doubt my love will last.
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Dictatorship |
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Posts: 9982 (07/02/09 5:52 PM) |
On WLBB, the caller said that Russell reminds her of Cappy!
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Dictatorship |
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Posts: 9987 (07/02/09 8:53 PM) |
Ross Mathews: Now they call you Russell the love muscle...
Tool: Yes, that's correct Ross: Which is the best name I've ever heard Tool: *tard laughter noise* Ross: I'm so jealous of a name like that! Russell the love muscle! Tool: I wrestled in college, and uh, after, you know, wrestling and everything, you all have to shower in the same shower. Ross: Mmhmm!!! Tool: And that where it came from, so... Ross: That's where it came from? Wait! Back-up! Back up!!!! I bet Crustell's dick is 2 inches and pencil thin 
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 18397 (07/02/09 9:01 PM) Not a team player
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He doesn't have a forehead.
NEVER TRUST A FOREHEADLESS MAN! |
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ANDand19 |
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Posts: 3738 (07/02/09 9:06 PM) Registered user |
The way his head is- it's just made for photo chops.
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SPunKeeMonKee |
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Posts: 12053 (07/02/09 10:09 PM) Registered User |
Yeah.. His serious lack of forehead scares me o_O
I'd root for him for the Arab-factor alone but he's too much like that twatwaffle Jessie. |
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Dictatorship |
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Posts: 10034 (07/03/09 6:46 PM) |
he's SO dumb.
yay he was found at a bar. 
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Baby Jesus Jr |
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Posts: 923 (07/03/09 6:48 PM) Registered user |
Dictatorship wrote:I bet you want to suck it...and why do you care? HOMO!!1! And your corny nicknames suck. |
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Dictatorship |
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Posts: 10036 (07/03/09 6:56 PM) |
Crustell the big tough guy is a "heartbreaker" and he's "never cried in his life."
Crustell has nude pics I'm betting, from the way he acted in the Diane interview. |
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