Are they really going to mess with the whalers while they're looking for a man lost at sea?
Is the Captain as dumb as he seems?
Are they really terrorists or just your average run-of-the-mill vigilantes?
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Is there seriously not a thread for this show? I cannot be the only on here watching this.
Are they really going to mess with the whalers while they're looking for a man lost at sea? Is the Captain as dumb as he seems? Are they really terrorists or just your average run-of-the-mill vigilantes?
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I've watched half a dozen episodes.
These are some of the dumbest people on television. The first mate is an imbecile - he has no business at the helm of a ship. The second mate's whispy facial hair alone should preclude him from any position of authority outside toilet scrubbing. Their ship isn't rated for ice... but the captain takes it into ice fields. I am SO looking forward to when the ship sinks. |
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Hey, Japan doesn't have to kill whales.
More power to these ditzy eco-warriors, I say! That guy that disappeared off the Japanese ship after the Steve Irwin attack? He probably SLIPPED off the deck due to one of the eco-guys special "slippery-soap" bombs. They didn't mention that, did they? So the eco-warriors are murderers, too. But, as the song goes, "The world is a vampire!"
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It's a little hard to "slip" off the deck -- and think of the conditions they sail in, which usually include fairly rough seas. I think more than
likely it was fabricated (doubt the network would have signed off on it otherwise) or a naturally occurring accident.
Having said that, this show is setting back the eco movement about twenty years. Granted, I'm pretty stone hearted, but showing the harpooning footage was really powerful, brutal stuff -- that instantly lost its gravitas due to the handwringing and wailing of the people. Also, running out to the deck every time a whale shows and losing their minds over their beauty -- again, if you don't want to perceived as hippie clowns, then don't act like hippie clowns. And finally, the first mate whose name I can't be bothered to look up. David Brown? Eh. We've all met guys like this, right? Officious little shits who know everything and are never wrong, and whose experience and gut checks are far more valuable than your fancy schmancy technology there, boy. He fits the stereotype of a the picked on guy who is going to get even, under the guise of eco warrior bullshit, and the one who always takes it way too far. |
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My husband only watches this show because he wants to see what kind of trouble they get into. He was pretty fired up to see the episode where the captain got
shot. LOL
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Tigernanama wrote: From my experience, slipping on a ship's deck is routine. I don't mind that these guys chase around whalers, but for chrissake could they at least be competent? Given what I've seen, if I were a whale-hugger, I'd high-tail it the fuck away from that crew. I caught part of last season, and the captain and the mate with the preteen beard treated the volunteer crew like shit for having a celebration party one night. The idiots are dropping chase boats in the water while under way in heavy seas... you couldn't make more dangerous and lawsuit-worthy decisions than what these dullards have made. And the captain getting shot? Totally fabricated. One bullet and it supposedly hits his chest badge? It doesn't knock him back, but the bullet is buried in his metal badge? I would SO love to see a mutiny and half the senior crew thrown over the side of the boat. |
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Sorry, I meant slipping and going over -- yeah, people fall on their asses all the time, but it's less likely to go right over the side (on those giant
whaling ships, I mean -- i hvae no idea why those deadliest catch guys don't go over all the time).
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Yeah, but pretty much all of these "Whale Watchers", "Sea Sheppards", are idiots.
Nice folks. Good cause. But their efforts are bullshit. Sail about the sea. Put yourself in constant peril. Never stop any whaling. But be fucking morons about it. My God. How stupid can you be? |
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If the white powder in the previews for next week turns out to be a crew member's coke stash, I'm going to laugh my ass off.
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Thank goodness the first mate, Peter Brown, decided to leave. They all seem rather incompetent but he was by far the worst of the lot.
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It's hard for me to find a direct comparison, but these guys on Sea Shepherd are so incompetent that it is like if the Three Stooges (or the like) were
pirates. Everytime they decide to put the small boats in the water, new levels of ineptitude are reached.
It looks like the Japanese whalers got a little smarter this time. The nets on the boats seem like a good idea. I wonder how the Sea Shepherds are going to deal with that--are they just going to resort to ramming them? It seems like a lot of them were glad that Peter Brown left. These people aren't as free and open with the cameras as some reality shows because they aren't constantly on camera, but I'm betting there was a lot more going on behind him leaving. |
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I've been watching this show, and I've never been an eco-freak to begin with, but these self-righteous clowns actually have me rooting for the whalers!
There was an episode last season where they needed two crew members to do something really dangerous - I think it was board the whaler ship and possibly get arrested and thrown in Japanese prison - and the fatass captain pulled every guilt trip in the book on his underlings - "If you really cared about the whales you'd sacrifice yourselves" bullshit. But he refused to ever ORDER them to go, which, being the captain, you think he would do. He just wanted to be able to say they CHOSE to do it, because he didn't want to be held responsible if someone got hurt or killed. Fucking hypocrite. |
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Bear-get harpooned and see how you like it.
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So, with all the in depth details about LRADs and how they work, do you think they're going to actually be used? This show is like watching a train wreck,
I mean ship wreck.
Can't wait to see the little boats get hosed! I digress. Congratulations to Whale Wars on its Director of Photography, Robert C. Case, being nominated for an Emmy for outstanding cinematography!
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Another episode of momentous fuckuppery. How these morons have lived to this day astounds.
It seems every time the inflatables are sent off for a mission, there is total communication breakdown. Nobody ever seems to know what they're supposed to be doing. They try to fuck up the whaling ship's prop with an uber-expensive "stronger than steel" net.... and the ship's rudder cuts through it like butter. Comical. I so enjoy watching this show. It's like The Office on the high seas. |
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The biggest thing that pisses me off is their attitudes about the whales.
If a whale is harpooned, they want to cut the line. The whale is most likely to die, but that's OK to them, because they cut the line and the whale will die outside of the Japanese ship. And if a whale is killed and pulled on board of a processing ship, then they want to toss foul chemicals onto the ship to destroy the whale carcass. So the whale died without cause. And another whale will be killed in its stead. They don't really seem to care if a whale is killed, as long as they can fuck up the whale in front of their cameras. These "sea shepards" are sick fucks... |
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"So the whale died without cause."
Christ, you're an idiot. There's only one sick fuck here and you are it. |
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TV MA LSV wrote: You're not really the brightest bulb in the lamp, are ya? Lemme explain it for ya: You see, the whale-huggers don't want the whalers to profit from a dead whale's carcass. Thus, cutting lines and fouling the whale meat. It's just another way to undercut the whaling industry. Understand?
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I was nominated for an emmy? My handlers never told me.
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It was fun to finally see them go to "battle". Their incompetency baffles. I struggle to find something to equate them to, and the nearest I can get
right now is that they are like King Arthur and his Knights....in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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blockhose wrote: Lemme explain it for you, you fucking moron. The whalers can only bring back so many dead whales. If the whale-huggers cut a harpoon line, then that whale dies and the whalers go harpoon and kill another to take its place. If the whale-huggers foul a carcass, then that dead whale carcass is discarded and the whalers go harpoon and kill another to take its place. So every time the whale-huggers pull one of these bonehead stunts they help kill more whales. Understand?
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