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Have you ever been raped?
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Posts: 10236 (06/23/09 1:30 PM) Annoying sports freak |
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Geish |
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Posts: 1049 (06/23/09 1:32 PM) Registered user |
all rape is a form of self rape
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 16076 (06/23/09 1:40 PM) |
I accidentally sat on Noam Chomsky's lap 47 times once at a seminar. Does that count?
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mom2jdbe |
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Posts: 1457 (06/23/09 1:58 PM) Registered user |
Do aliens count?
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youfist |
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Posts: 3766 (06/23/09 2:00 PM) |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15118 (06/23/09 2:02 PM) this won't end well.
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everytime I read here.
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Link Please |
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Posts: 1281 (06/23/09 2:59 PM) |
Not yet, but I'm still holding out hope.
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 nedloh3 |
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Posts: 4748 (06/23/09 4:21 PM) Registered user |
Recruiter: Now, have either of you been raped?
ned: [ned & Omni look at each other] You mean, like, anally, or... Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask. ned: No, we've never been raped, but we are *willing to learn*. Omni: Yeah, would they send us someplace special? Recruiter: I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph... |
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 32849 (06/23/09 4:47 PM) Sexy asshole |
UndifferentCow wrote: He's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im.. it's best to just let 'im finish. |
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 1437 (06/23/09 4:49 PM) |
is it rape if you cum??? asking for a friend, natch (!!!LOVE THAT WE'RE BACK ON THE RAPE TRAIN!!!) |
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A Bartholomew |
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Posts: 5332 (06/23/09 4:51 PM) Patriots:Worst 11-5 team EVER |
I was anally probed once from a strange creature, otherwise, no. I covered my butt around priests hajuajaja
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UndifferentCow |
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Posts: 1180 (06/23/09 5:19 PM) |
Dmb the retarded dog had a thing for my sandals I'm sure, he gnawed them whilst doing the deed.
Add the heat and humidity of the day to this indignity and I was cranky all day. |
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StarrEise |
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Posts: 9238 (06/23/09 5:20 PM) |
Let me tell you a story about my plumber...
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BBSpencer |
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Posts: 1338 (06/23/09 5:36 PM) |
I mean, not really. Like 15 guys trained me one night and I only thought 80% (that means 12) were hot, but i didn't say no to the other 3 because i felt
bad they were just tryin to fit in.
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 3608 (06/23/09 6:48 PM) Registered User |
Fit in your ass?
I once saw a sign for a guy and it said 'Javier Madrid Therapist' and I was all like, no need to Mirandize Javier Madrid......he's Mexican. |
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memyselfand1 |
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Posts: 6125 (06/23/09 9:48 PM) Registered user |
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape. Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice. Applicant: I like rape. |
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thriving sobi |
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Posts: 751 (06/23/09 10:06 PM) |
Wow. Rape. IBTL?
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 2124 (06/23/09 11:19 PM) |
I have raped myself repeatedly
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survivorjb2003 |
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Posts: 7054 (06/23/09 11:27 PM) Hellooooo Nurse |
You can't rape the willing |
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 7927 (06/23/09 11:30 PM) Registered user |
You can't rape a townie either, or so according to Margot Kidder in Black Christmas.
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