Do you use massage oil? Your bare hands? Does it burn like a motherfucker afterwards? Please share all the gory details
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How often do you masturbate?
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How often do you masturbate? |
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Posts: 1665 (06/19/09 2:33 AM) Registered user |
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RoMa |
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Posts: 38250 (06/19/09 6:06 AM) |
How do you and El Bingo Gringo feel about having a gift?
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Eugene Schwindlemyer |
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Posts: 1153 (06/19/09 6:59 AM) |
Once a Day, but some days I don't get around to it.
Water bassed lubricant. Oil will lead to a fungus. But, that's just me. |
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highwind44029 |
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Posts: 28922 (06/19/09 7:00 AM) |
This thread reminds me of people at work. omg so curious!
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 PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 7792 (06/19/09 7:03 AM) Registered User |
I am a master baiter
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StarrEise |
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Posts: 9215 (06/19/09 7:18 AM) |
If it "burns like a motherfucker afterwards," you're doing something wrong.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 15207 (06/19/09 7:22 AM) Registered user |
Not if you're figging.
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Meanpeoplesuck1 |
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Posts: 2299 (06/19/09 7:26 AM) Registered user |
I am not fucking asking what that is.
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 9621 (06/19/09 7:29 AM) Registered user |
so hot.
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 5469 (06/19/09 7:34 AM) Registered User |
The voyeur rub of this thread is disturbing. Just do it when it feels right ... or left.
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MidwayHaven |
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Posts: 3193 (06/19/09 7:39 AM) MESS member |
Just like what they say, masturbation is a waste of fucking time.
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LoudyPants |
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Posts: 88 (06/19/09 8:59 AM) I need a life
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Chronically and with anything slippery ie. tuna fish oil,10w40,butter,chicken grease,silicone.
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WesternBulldogs1 |
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Posts: 5526 (06/19/09 9:13 AM) Registered User |
Shouldn't this thread be combined with this one http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/53199 for most
of OT?
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 18388 (06/19/09 9:18 AM) Registered user |
StarrEise wrote: No shit! What the hell is wrong with you people?? Do you use sandpaper or something? |
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foofoofrombuffalo |
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Posts: 4 (06/19/09 9:21 AM) |
Eugene Schwindlemyer wrote:
Last Edited By: foofoofrombuffalo
06/19/09 9:24 AM.
Edited 1 times.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 15217 (06/19/09 9:22 AM) Registered user |
I like to lube up with canola oil and then jack it at the speed of light.
It smells like someone is cooking french fries. |
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kf59 |
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Posts: 8299 (06/19/09 9:41 AM) Registered Abuser |
At the speed of light does it get infinitely large?
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 15218 (06/19/09 9:48 AM) Registered user |
Yes.
Also....it seems like I wanked it for two minutes, but when I'm done everyone I know has aged 10 years. |
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