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Omg k, so I know everyone here is thinking "whhhhhhat??????? Nancy is on the list????????" but this girl was comedy gold! First off, I like crazy ass peoplez from today's world, so to think one from the 1800s actually existed through a tv show makes me excitedz! She liked this douche named Albert and this other girl had her eye on him and he was like humping her one day and my girl Nancy was like "NAH, NAH, NAH I AM LOCKING YOU IN THE FREEZER!" and she did! The girl almost died, but Nancy learned a valuable lesson at the end of the episode when they made her sit in a dunk tank. Omgish, I am glad we are harder on people who attempt to murder ho's! Omg this one episode this really fat kid was like trying to get up Nancy's dress, so she decided to mentally abuse him for her own pleasure, while she made him bully smaller kids and completely ruled the school. Anyways he got tired of being a fat cow and lost 5 pounds so he runs up to her and is like "I LOST FIVE POUNDS! CAN YOU TELL?" and Nancy is like "Yo fatass, would have to lose 100 before anyone would notice" and he ran off crying! He later dropped out of school because of Nancy's abuse. She was not rewarded for getting rid of an ugly fat person like one would assume she would be and the fat kid came back to school after the other kids begged him. She also wrote a hilar essay and entitled it "Why Jesus loves me more then most"

Famous Nancy Quotes:
"You hate me!"
"You love Willie more then me, because I'm adopted!"
"Do I have to do everything around here?"

9. Hester-Sue Terhune

*Hester-Sue getting ready to swing those hips*

I know everyone is probably thinking "whhhhhhhhhhhhhat? How is Hester Sue only at 9^th?" and the answer to that is a simple one. Hester Sue was never afraid to put her hands on her hips and shake them at the white man, but for some reason we never saw this side of Hester Sue. The only time she got in anyone's face was in her first episode when this black guy named Joe was trying to get up her dress. Hester Sue was like "keep, yo distance fool! I don't want no husband!" otherwise she just worked at a school for blind kids and like helped them live. When the school burned down and killed this little baby because everyone like refused to save it, Hester-Sue went to work in Mrs. Oleson's restaurant. She later disappeared and it's believed she was arrested for getting in the white man's face and swinging her hips at him. That is what I choose to believe anyway….I knows they just didn't forget she existed. Omg she also sang a lot, like when she was felling Jesus in the room, she didn't care where she was at…she would just start doing her thang! You go Hester Sue!

Hester-Sue quotes:
"What can I get you with that?"
"I will get you coffee"
"KEEP YOUR DISTANCE MR. HAGAN!"
"Did the kids leave yet?"

#8. Reverend Robert Alden

*Reverend Alden getting either good or bad news*

I know what you are thinking "whhhhhhhhhhhhat he isn't old?" but believe it or not he is- very old. So old he was actually alive during the time period in which the show takes place- the 1800s. Okay, I just made that up considering I saw him on Picket Fences like 10 years ago. Anywho, Rev. Alden was known around town as a bitcher who constantly whined about forgiveness and unlike the preachers of today, Alden followed all that he preached. In one episode, town slut Laura Ingalls and rumored drug dealer Mary Ingalls took up a love offering for Alden during church in honor of the old man's 105^th birthday (rough guess). They collected like 30 bucks and planned to buy him a new bible. Being low class hookers, the demon possessed Ingalls girls used the money instead to buy lots of expensive perfume they hoped to sell to desperate housewives. A scheme they hoped would make them more money, when big shock- no one wanted to waste the two pennies they had on perfume, like wtf these people live on a farm and most of their potential clients are in the 50s at least and they have been married since their teen years, so why did they think this would work????????? The sex drive is already done and gone. Anywho, the Ingalls sluts end up with only 2 bucks and Ma Ingalls, the head of the Ingalls family, forced them to go tell Rev. Alden. For some reason, the girls decided to destroy the perfume but make it look like an accident by rolling it down a hill, so yeah afterwards these two stupid sluts decide to just take him the box the perfume came in? WHAT THE HELL IS HE GOING TO DO WITH AN EMPTY BOX???????? I would be plum angry if I was Rev. Alden, but no instead of bitch slapping them, he decides to lie in church and praise Laura and Mary for their wonderful box that he could now hide his bible in because his bible looked hideous. He also would threatened to bitch slap any youngin who dared to act up during Sunday services and his facial expressions- regardless if it was happy or sad would make you think someone just shot his family infront of him. The actor who played him was a wonderful actor! <3

Rev Alden Quotes:

"Let's Pray"

Turn the other cheek"

"You know what the Lord says"

"Walnut Grove did not die in vain!"