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Posts: 547 (06/04/09 2:21 PM) Registered user |
Carboys Desire wrote: The keyword is "handsome". This has more of a sexy/attractive tone to it in describing a "man", as opposed to a boy. Branden is sort of a cutie (boy)to me, but I don't think anyone would call him handsome. I really don't think Sandhurst or Jonathan will have a problem finding work. |
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Posts: 4028 (06/04/09 6:08 PM) Registered User |
Branden is hardly gaunt (aside from his sunken cheeks). His frame is pretty similar to Jonathan's and/or Sandhurst's but he just isn't as ripped as them. That girly-man model who was cut in one of the first weeks was gaunt.I'm sorry. What would you call less muscle definition, no ass, and chicken legs? His frame isn't as musclar as Jonathan and Sandhurst. Those several inches of muscle do make a difference measurements for all types of clothes. The girly-man model was thin, but I wouldn't say gaunt. He managed to be thin and pudgy at the same time. Branden is lean and thin. |
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Posts: 4 (06/04/09 7:17 PM) |
YAY@ JONATHAN GETTING 3rd PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
..did he really knock that nasty bitch up? Srsly? Sandhurst<3 I'm OKAY with Branden winning. |
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Mrs Krista Boogie |
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Posts: 1771 (06/04/09 7:28 PM) |
Both Jonathan and Sandhurst will get signed by Corey, they just won't get the prize money. I knew they wouldn't win when all of their confessionals had them professing themselves the winner. And I LOL'd when Jonathan came out in that ridiculous outfit. Sandhurst's was just as bad. They actually gave Brandon the not so awful one, which also telegraphed his win. |
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Posts: 2711 (06/04/09 7:36 PM) Registered User |
Wtf was with Catherine Malandrycunt's probing, offensive questions to each of them? She is somewhat forgiven for wanting Branden to win, but still she
needs to go away forever.
I'm so happy Branden won and I hope he and his mom do The Amazing Race now! I thought they were giving him the "red herring" edit in the finale and showing Jonathan having minor problems to cause doubt. I was really surprised when he came in third - that seemed tailormade for Sandhurst after they knocked his walk. Nicole was not around enough in the finale... I wonder if she's banged Branden yet. |
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Posts: 2933 (06/04/09 7:57 PM) |
I wonder if we will get a reunion episode? |
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Posts: 443 (06/04/09 8:54 PM) Registered user |
Sandhurst -- The accountant with thunder thighs.
Johnathan -- If David Beckam and Denis Leary had a brother, it would be him! Branden -- If Billy Idol had brown hair and were on the highschool basketball team. He kind of looks like a tall, modelly version of a German Nazi. Or so I think. I'm glad Branden won. Sandhurst was the coolest cat among them. Johnathan is a good lookin' dude, the embodiment of Brit cool, style and sophistication. I don't think Sandhurst's sister looks like her brother at all. She looks more like that dude who was in Amistad and Gladiator. |
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Posts: 2940 (06/04/09 8:57 PM) |
I agree about Brendan winning.
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Posts: 444 (06/04/09 9:04 PM) Registered user |
The finale episode was conspired and deliberately set-up for a Branden win. He's the only one who didn't get the boring full frontal portrait picture.
He also wore the best clothes for the last shoots and runway. Johnathan got a fucking clown bowtie and shorts and Sandhurst got something even goofier with
shorts. Branden was given the safest, most conservative clothes.
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 Former Angel Gabriel |
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Posts: 5199 (06/04/09 10:51 PM) Registered user |
I wonder who would have won if America voted. I'm thinking Salami or Mouthaha.
I hated Jonathan after I saw his wife and kid. I thought she was just a plain Jane hausfrau from the pics they showed of her earlier but she looked like a failed/unemployed model/actress when she appeared at the door. People who leave their babies to go on reality shows should not be parents. I don't think Jonathan and his wife are actually poor - they are just fucking stupid and don't know how to manage their money. Case in point - when they had that Bloomingdales shopping spree, he was picking out stupid unnecessary shit for himself and his wife instead of spending all the money with the intention of pawning it for rent money later. I think Branden's sob story about being molested and his dad leaving was much sadder. Plus he was the only American! If there's one thing Americans love it's Americans. |
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam |
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Posts: 2949 (06/04/09 10:53 PM) |
Former Angel Gabriel wrote: Had America voted I think the Final 6 would have been all men. The girls didn't fair well in the editing department. |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 6400 (06/04/09 11:48 PM) Registered user |
AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote: TRANSLATION: CJ was robbed. :D |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 6401 (06/04/09 11:50 PM) Registered user |
aiharaindropsotr wrote: I watched the finale again today and you know what......the lady from Cosmopolitan LOVED Branden and since the winner gets a spread in Cosmo that should have been a GIANT clue that he was going to win. I kinda noticed that the first time through but I had forgotten about it until seeing it a second time. The old bitch was all wet after his shoot. Branden could have slipped and fell on his ass on the runway and he still would have won. |
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Posts: 8102 (06/04/09 11:54 PM) Registered user |
I notice that last night, carboys. And had I not been reading this thread and already aware of the winner, it would have been a HUGE tip-off!!! :)
And if the audience had voted? For sure it would have been JonJon. The womyn and the gaes apparently drooled all over him. Read the comments at bravo.com. |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 6404 (06/04/09 11:59 PM) Registered user |
^ Yep and Jonathan was the favourite in the poll that took place during the show. I think he had 39% of the vote, then Sandhurst, and then Branden was in 3rd.
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Posts: 7169 (06/05/09 12:50 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote:Who would those 6 men have been? Aside from the final 3, the others were complete shit. I think Salome would have been the last girl. She was cunty in the beginning but they warmed her up with the sympathetic fat girl edit. |
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam |
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Posts: 2954 (06/05/09 1:02 AM) |
swim4life227 wrote: Salome, Moutahaha, and J0rdan were shown as two face snide bitches when it came to Amanda. Granted Amanda was a dumb bitch but I don't think it would have sat well with the casual viewer. I think the show would have went like Chris Karen Salome Ken Shawn CJ Laury J0rdan Amanda Mouthaha Kerryn Gabe Colin Branden Sandhurst Jonathan So Final 5 as all guys. |
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Posts: 8104 (06/05/09 1:03 AM) Registered user |
Actually, the skinny ass bitch (Gabe) is a big favo on the Bravo site. He would have been there. After all, Bravo outgays Logo, and many of the gays adore
Mr. Pout.
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Posts: 7172 (06/05/09 1:08 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
 @ Salome going third. Over kunty Karen? LOL
I'm highly doubting it would have been an all guys final 5. Especially since you have to be bottom 3 to go. After awhile they just wouldn't have put them bottom 3 as there are clearl shittier guys. For example, Shannon last season was never up for the vote until her elimination. |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 6410 (06/05/09 1:44 AM) Registered user |
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