Like I said, nothing the Fat Bastard won't eat.
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Danny Gokey: As fat, delusional, gross, sweaty, and douchy as ever
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Posts: 256 (05/27/09 8:59 PM) |
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sniffles11 |
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Posts: 4844 (05/27/09 9:01 PM) Registered User |
Ok, someone start the new thread - Things Danny Gokey Won't Eat.
Should sit there at one post for days and weeks and months... |
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Hunterdonn |
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Posts: 258 (05/27/09 9:02 PM) |
Sniffles, have you been twittering Douchey lately?
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sniffles11 |
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Posts: 4845 (05/27/09 9:03 PM) Registered User |
No, but it seems from his latest comments I should start up again, eh?
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Posts: 2381 (05/27/09 9:05 PM) |
sniffles11 wrote: The douche nipple would eat his own arm if he were food deprived for more than 15 minutes. Sarver had better watch out on tour or he's going to start looking like a ham to Ghoulkey. |
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Hunterdonn |
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Posts: 259 (05/27/09 9:13 PM) |
those always crack me up sniffles :)
Im surprised he didn't gnaw one of his arms off waiting on the tarmac for his flight to take off. And the reason he is so upset about his luggage, he probably had like, three shirts, a jack.et, two pairs of j.eans, one thong, and like.... ten pounds of potato salad, a ham, a roast beef, and two chocolate cakes in there. That is why he is all upset. |
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Posts: 352 (05/28/09 1:38 AM) |
Posted this in the Kris love thread but I figured it deserved to be here too:
Kris: "I went out there and did what I can do and I'm not gonna go out there and try to outdo anyone else because if you go out there and do that you're gonna lose." Interviewer: "Didn't you want to shriek just once?" Kris: "No I didn't... maybe some other did, but I didn't." http://www.mix1051.com/to...sode&audioId=3753524 I love Kris' Gokey hate. |
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Millie Lammoreaux |
putrid, repulsive, vomit inducing, vile, hideous....etc. | ||
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Posts: 558 (05/28/09 3:51 AM) Registered User |
 
better to be a margin fucker than a fat fucker named Gokey
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05/28/09 3:59 AM.
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Posts: 704 (05/28/09 4:51 AM) |
Well, it seems to prove that Milwaukee is a town of massively, morbidly obese people with poor fashion and singing sensibilities. Probably true of all
Gorkerards. If you had choices in life, would you live in Milwaukee and root for Gokey?
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Hunterdonn |
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Posts: 260 (05/28/09 6:06 AM) |
Gokey fans have no money obviously. Good luck with that selling of your album thing Goketard. And again, whats with the dressing like Adam thing?
Tool. |
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Posts: 1882 (05/28/09 7:10 AM) Registered User |
That 1st picture reminds me of Cumstainedsteeth's "Pray for the Soul of Betty" concert's line.
The 1st Frau looks like Susan Boyle's idiot cousin. She's definitely pointing at her son (with Ghoulkey glasses, no less) telling him "to stay right here & hold my place. Don't let anyone in front while I go grab a couple of turkey legs...they just came fresh out of the fryer!" <3 the elderly Frau with the turquoise sweatpants & orthopedic tennis shoes. |
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Posts: 1569 (05/28/09 8:27 AM) |
Alas, the sad reality of stardom is that you have to spend a good chunk of your life posing for pictures with fat fraus, smiling like you mean it. |
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 9678 (05/28/09 8:30 AM) Registered User |
By Milwaukee standards, Gokey is trim and well-toned.
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Licorice |
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Posts: 1570 (05/28/09 8:39 AM) |
I've heard that eating is a pastime in Wisconsin. |
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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Posts: 5440 (05/28/09 9:02 AM) Registered User |
Licorice wrote:FIXED |
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Posts: 5441 (05/28/09 9:31 AM) Registered User |
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 4513 (05/28/09 9:36 AM) Registered user |
Millie Lammoreaux wrote:Note the one who isn't smiling. Apparently Ghoulkey has already eaten a few internal organs, including part of her spine, and robbed her of her soul. Come to think of it, I think he stole all of their souls, except maybe that of the white-haired one. |
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Posts: 5442 (05/28/09 9:52 AM) Registered User |
Looks like's Smarmy's getting his wish and the "heart" is becoming a movement. (I'll have you
all know it crossed my mind on the toilet today.)
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Posts: 1364 (05/28/09 10:02 AM) Registered User |
Interviewed on the TV news, she said that she was a 38-year-old fan of Fakey's
She makes Sue Hawk look like Stacy Keibler. |
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Posts: 19962 (05/28/09 10:07 AM) Registered user |
Every one of those photos is a comedic goldmine.
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