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Reasons to Hate Gokey/Ghoulish Widower/etc.

1. He provided HOME VIDEO footage of his wedding with his deceased wife.
2. He's a smarmy douche bag.
3. He is alive.
4. He claps for himself
5. He refuses professional criticism
6. He molested a minor.
7. He is affiliated with an equally smarmy "religious" cult.
8. He's fat and disgusting....
9. He looks like a pig and makes me want to vomit
10. He is either flat and bland or over the top/overbearing/abrasive, shouting at us at the top of his wheezy lungs. There is no middle ground.
11. He has an obvious agenda, which involves hawking Gokey merchandise and taking advantage of the kindness of others by duping them with his dead wife's charity/tacky glasses fund.
12. Men pushing 30 should NEVER have a fohawk!
13. He talks
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15. The gross pelvic thrusts
16. The wife's charity is not actually registered as a non-profit. Hmmm...
17. The brother in law held up the picture of Gokey and the wife.
18. The heart symbol to encourage the fraus to vote.
19. Takes the joke too far (Matt Giraud mocking)
20. The constant smug smirk.
21. The judges praise him for singing poorly.
22. He eats all the food.
23. He needs to always be the center of attention.
24. He gets his feet waxed!
25. He is smug.
26. All those freakin' glasses!
27. He's still in the competition.
28. He's alive. He uses his iTunes track to preach
29. He is often photographed with a plate (sometimes more than one) of food in his hand.
30. His unsympathetic dissing of Tatiana Del Toro when he made the top 13 and she didn't.
31. He is a opportunist, taking the utmost advantage of whatever life offers him (pimping dead wife for votes, making the most of free food in the mansion, using his "d-list status" to score with girls, etc.)
32. His family is typical white trailer trash (for example, both his sisters are strippers. reference: Danny Gokey thread in vote for the worst.com)
33. He is constantly wearing shirts that are way too small for his corpulent frame, often with over-worked buttons that are on the verge of popping or his nipples poking through the tight material of his t-shirts)
34. Poor grooming habits. All of his pictures have a vibe that he hasn't showered in days and that he reeks of body odor.
35. Even his closest friend admits that he pimped out his dead wife to get on the show.
36. always pictured with a sneer and his tongue sticking out!
37. embarrassing people around him in order to be noticed (i.e. telling Zac Efron that Allison was hot for him even though she was clearly embarrassed by this.)
38. He doesn't listen to mentor's advice.
39. He claims he already has a career in the music business just like Smokey Robinson
40. He is stuttering dumb fuck who doesn't know how to answer questions like that Miss USA contestant who talked about the Iraq and such.
41. He pretends to be shocked when he is safe.
42. He pretends to care when someone leaves.
43. His infuriating dickbag facial expressions
44. His face
45. His insistence on taking up perfectly good space that could be wasted by someone without a body count
46. His death glare at Matt G. for putting flour on him...how dare anyone make a joke at his expense?
47. Endless Love
48. Hero
49. September
50. Stand by Me.
51. What Hurts the Most
52. Get Ready
53. Jesus Take the Wheel
54. P.Y.T.
55. I'm convinced that he has wiping issues. I'm guessing his underoos reek ten times as much as the urinals on a Saturday night at ol' CBGB's.
56. He sells bottom of the barrel crappy VOTE FOR DANNY pins on Ebay for money
57. Contrary to Pauler's drug addled opinion, his voice is about as sexy as Ebola.
58. I Heard It Through the Grapevine
59. Chin pubes!
60. Kiss from a Rose
61. While Kris answered his most proud moment was marrying his wife, Gokey said his was making it on AI
62. His faux chin line
63. The way he muscles his way into the other contestant's interviews/photo ops (i.e., Adam talking to fan at Motown USA or Anoop's pictures)
64. He doesn't read sucks to understand just how much he is hated.. Or he would do this </3 instead.
65. Eating all the food in the mansion while the rest of the contestants starve to death.
66. Killed his wife when she got too old to "cuddle"
67. Insistence on dancing with the back up singers.
68. I'm convinced that he has wiping issues. I'm guessing his underoos reek ten times as much as the urinals on a Saturday night at ol' CBGB's.
69. He refuses to quit the show.
70. He will spread his Gokeyness all over America when he tours
71. Saying he watches others perform to learn how to become a better performer, then not naming any of the other people he watches perform (i.e. lying out of his ass)
72. Having the nerve to add a harp to his performance and then looking heavenward at the end of it.
73. Uses the number "4" to represent "for" in autographs:

74. Judging by his autograph, apparently thinks "Danny" is spelled "Dj"
75. He thinks he IS THE shit, not realizing that in reality it's just that he looks like shit and probably smells like shit.
76. He got caught driving without a license.
77. The pompous face he makes every time one of his "fans" screams out to him from the audience--it's like a squint/crinkle of the nose/goofy mouth-puckering.
78. He makes a huge mess and leaves it for others to clean up
79. He wears fucking ugly glasses
80. He enjoys eating the copious cusine at the Cheesecake Factory.
81. the only vote for the worst contestant in the history of the show that makes me NOT want to vote for the worst!
82. Danny DID NOT even WIN the award for BEST WISCONSIN CHRISTIAN ARTIST! (What does that say about A.I. if he wins that???)
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezy show!!!
83. Even Christians in Wisconsin hate him
84. He is such a douche that we are forced to make this list to send to him.
85. He performed one song without his idiotic glasses to change up his 'look', but still managed to resemble a pasty clueless conceited cartoon.
86. His brother masturbates while looking at photos of Danny and Sophia.

87. A blobfish with glasses is sexier than Ghoulie.
88. A blobfish left in the sun for days smells less than Ghoulie.
89. Only AI contestant who couldn't close his baseball +##%*% over his ginormous belly.
90. Killed his wife so he could sample ebony-ivory lust with best friend with Jafar.
91. Killed his grandfather when Simon's tongue baths were becoming less wet on Ghoulie's ginormous ass.
92. Shamelessly does his heart with his hands in front of his face as an ADVERTISEMENT FOR LENSCRAFTERS, like the smarmy douchebag he is, as all his fantards think the heart is for his dead wife or for them!!
93. Causing a rise in spousal deaths just to compete on American Idol & WIN.
94. Brainwashes people into voting for him. I think those glasses he wears have hypnotic powers and anyone who looks directly at them are doomed.
95. http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2009/05/02/danny-gokey-heartbroken-contender-or-lenscrafters-shill-you-be/
96. Laid the sinister, deadeyed-stare of a murdering sociopath on Simon when he dared to criticize him for his lack of star quality.
97. The members of his cult church (probably are forced to) power-vote for him like brainwashed zombies.
98. Can't just simply answer a question, has to ramble on and on until you hope one of the others punches him in the face.
99. Gives retarded answers to simple questions.
100. Sings with phlegm gargling in the back of his throat.
101. His creepy eye fucks
102. For someone getting fat enough to block out the sun, he sure is pasty.
103. Listing his status as "single" on his myspace page shortly after Sophia's death, in hopes that he will get "some."
104. Tries to pick up whores at the Cheesecake Factory
105. Photoshops and beats off to pictures of Kradam.
106. He sometimes looks like the evil twin of Robert Downey, Jr. (And I LOVE RDJ, so it pisses me off)
107. I hate him so much, he makes me not hate Archuletta, which means I wasted several months of my life.
108. He makes every Kristen free episode of Idolatry less enjoyable because I want Kristen to show up and destroy him.
109. Uses his x-ray glasses to see through Allison's, Paula's, Kara's and Adam's clothes.
110. Is jealous that Simon called Kris wet. He wants to be the wet one.
111. Is angry that Kara used the term "sleazy" on Adam. Believes that all "s" adjectives belong to him: smug, smelly, smarmy, sleazy, smegma.
112. Is just plan jealous that the judges speak to anyone other than him.
113. Killed his wife so he could sample ebony & ivory love with bff Jafar.
114. Baby Paisley won't vote for him.
115. Licorice does vote for him.
116. Proves every week that America DOES vote for the worst: him.
117. Will dedicate Tuesday's song to his bff the late Adam Cook. He'll even manage a slight tear at the end of the song.
118. Ghoulies' song choice on Tuesday will be Stairway to Heaven. At the end of the song, he'll look heavenbound.
119. He killed Adam Cook.
120. Started the swine flu epidemic. This will make him a mass murderer, as well as a serial killer.
121. He looks like he smells.
122. He sings like he looks
123. Scream on! Scream on! Scream on! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
124. The memory of hearing him butcher the National Anthem traumatized Aramis Ramirez so much that he fell on his shoulder and dislocated it.
125. Douchey answers to simple questions
126. Shouts his songs with phlegm rasping in the back of his throat
127. Probably doesn't wash his hands after bathroom use
128. The Green Bay Packers like him. (If you're a Bears or Vikings fan, you know that no further explanation is necessary.)
129. Billie Jean
130. He tried to molest Allison. Creepy paedo! She's still a minor!
131. Renegade
132. His handlers wouldn't let Mancow interview him unless Faithbuilder$ was mentioned at least twice.
133. His fat, bloated, hairy belly sticks out from under his shirt. Has he eaten too much, or is he pregnant?