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Posts: 4495 (04/30/09 12:29 AM) Registered user |
I work in the medical field so I have a higher chance of being exposed and 3 schools system within 15-20 miles have cases and are closed till Monday.
Thanks, Pappy - I hope I get to be next to the ball sack chin lady in the wallpaper. |
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buried out back |
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Posts: 9665 (04/30/09 12:33 AM) |
Oh, sorry. You're doomed.
Seriously though, how many people in your area have it? And again seriously, who really believed that we would be talking about a flu pandemic? They said it would happen eventually but to me, eventually meant after I was already dead so I wouldn't have to worry about it. |
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ItsAlanisbitch |
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Posts: 1152 (04/30/09 12:34 AM) |
I don't want that jesus shit at my funeral
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 HaroldBalzaccio |
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Posts: 6970 (04/30/09 12:45 AM) Registered user |
ItsAlanisbitch wrote: Just wait til Fred Phelps gets on the bandwagon. |
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chad6 |
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Posts: 3242 (04/30/09 2:05 AM) Registered user |
Stopping by to ask how seriously this thing is. I get mixed answers from my friends/family. Some say "OMG, WASH YOUR HANDS 20 TIMES A DAY," while
some are like, "It won't even effect America lol, stop overreacting." Who do I believe?
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the lovely rabbit |
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Posts: 140 (04/30/09 2:09 AM) |
If I die, I'm going to be SO PISSED.
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Fucking Sucks |
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Posts: 1686 (04/30/09 2:13 AM) |
The swine flu was planted by Burnett.
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Posts: 347 (04/30/09 2:16 AM) |
the lovely rabbit wrote:You'll be pissed? Think of GBIAD, left behind with only with his Sears catalog, preteen swimsuit pages. |
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 5168 (04/30/09 3:16 AM) Registered User |
why isn't congress working on a anti-virus stimulus package that requires everyone to stay at home?
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Nat57 |
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Posts: 4551 (04/30/09 3:21 AM) Registered User |
I have the capability to work from home...essential personel can do it. I have to go to the evil grocery store however where everybody can infect me so, I
guess I have to wear a mask and gloves to be safe.
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Monsieur Muggles |
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Posts: 6799 (04/30/09 3:39 AM) |
chad6 wrote:Somewhere in the middle. Obviously you lean towards the former if there are cases nearby or if you know people who have returned from Mexico in the past five weeks. Also, I wish to take this moment to publicly say I hope Nick gets stuck flipping burgers after colleges look at his attendence record on his transcript and summarily reject him. |
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oncebittentwice |
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Posts: 4787 (04/30/09 3:45 AM) Registered user |
I know you're probably all worrying about me... but it's OK, I'm alive. Holed up in a shopping mall, but alive.
Has anyone mentioned Roche must be making an absolute fucking fortune out of this? Best.advertising.ever |
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JasonSiskaLulz |
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Posts: 1473 (04/30/09 4:50 AM) |
JasonSiskaLulz wrote:zomgoodness now on morning 4 my right nostril is the slightly stuffed up one! could life treat me any worse?????? 
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 10478 (04/30/09 4:56 AM) Registered user
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Oh fuck, I just found out that the case in Michigan is like 15 minutes away from me
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 35342 (04/30/09 5:01 AM) Registered user |
the lovely rabbit wrote: pixie AND rabbit! This flu is AWESOME! |
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pinoyako |
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Posts: 8006 (04/30/09 5:02 AM) Registered user |
Looks like we're safe... for now. (Thanks to Claude's bday)
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 14543 (04/30/09 5:41 AM) Registered user |
oncebittentwice wrote:I actually heard a piece on NPR yesterday morning that explained how Roche and Glaxo only derive about 0.4 percent of their business from anti viral drugs and in a case like this they will be selling most of their stock to governments at a huge discount. No windfall profits. They make the real money by manufacturing cancer drugs and making guys dicks hard. |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 60977 (04/30/09 5:47 AM) Registered loser |
There is nothing more horrifying that swine impotence.
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nedloh3 |
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Posts: 4588 (04/30/09 5:54 AM) Registered user |
The holy grail is making chicks' dicks hard.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 26824 (04/30/09 5:56 AM) MESS member |
merkyl's alive!!! praise be to whomever!!!
how do you like the fact that they imported that one kid who had flu to Houston only to have him die here. yep, only flu death in the USA and it's just down the road a bit |
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