The Real Housewives of NYC: We're ruining the fucking surprise!

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AtlantaChik		#1121	[-]
Posts: 1980 (04/17/09 10:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	When we saw MaxMax after the Kelly/Beth scene in the bar, I wrote on the bravo blog and asked if that was the boyfriend she beat up. They never posted it. Nazi's.
Jassyca		#1122	[-]
Posts: 257 (04/18/09 7:03 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LOLABINGO wrote: Discount boob job? Kelly, I don't think that Tijuana plastic surgeon liked you either. Channeling Jill: PUT A BRAR ON!
NinaWeena		#1123	[-]
Posts: 2968 (04/18/09 8:04 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Eeww...that's disgusting.
victalac		#1124	[-]
Posts: 1995 (04/18/09 8:06 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I saw the surfer dude walking around Baldwin beach a lot with his kid. re Kelly- her silicon bags are clearly apparent, just like Bethanny's were in an earlier show. Look- bags are bags. The problem is these women work out so much and are so complusive that they have minimal body fat to smooth things out between bag and pectoral muscle. The skin just follows the contours and that's what you get.
Preciouskiller		#1125	[-]
Posts: 142 (04/19/09 12:42 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It seems like Kelly might be ripping someone else off on her so called jewelry designs, from her Bravo blog: Devon Page McCleary Kelly, While watching you discuss your jewelry on your last visit to Los Angeles, as the camera panned the designs, I was shocked to see my anchor pendant firmly placed among the other designs you call your own. I firmly believe in a universal consciousness but as you were in my studio several years ago while doing an article for Elle magazine on Los Angeles designers, I find the consciousness a little suspect. The size is exact as is the rope which I designed with thread and had cast in gold. How is it you expect so much from your girls and so little from yourself?
Blondzilla5150		#1126	[-]
Posts: 7708 (04/19/09 2:23 AM) A Danger to Myself & Others Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Carboys Desire wrote: dmb154678 wrote: Blondzilla5150 wrote: We were over when YOU decided to accept that whore, skank, idiotface's proposal in OT. Did you think I didn't SEE that you were cheating on me??? DID YOU??? it's go time, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!! Uh oh...someone's getting cut. It's not gonna be me! I will cutchu and yo new girl with words!!!! I just can't get over that you are doing me like the Count did your beloved Cuntess! How dare you! Dmbitch better be a fierce, black, nubian princess!
worstdog		#1127	[-]
Posts: 4028 (04/19/09 12:02 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Supposedly Jill missed the A List Awards because she was recovering from breast reduction surgery. Oh dear God - I hope she didn't use Kelly's S American doctor who appears to operate in his basement.
Carboys Desire		#1128	[-]
Posts: 5771 (04/19/09 12:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Blondzilla5150 wrote: Carboys Desire wrote: dmb154678 wrote: Blondzilla5150 wrote: We were over when YOU decided to accept that whore, skank, idiotface's proposal in OT. Did you think I didn't SEE that you were cheating on me??? DID YOU??? it's go time, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!! Uh oh...someone's getting cut. It's not gonna be me! I will cutchu and yo new girl with words!!!! I just can't get over that you are doing me like the Count did your beloved Cuntess! How dare you! Dmbitch better be a fierce, black, nubian princess! We can still have our thing on the side, Zilla. I won't tell. :D
LOLABINGO		#1129	[-]
Posts: 3871 (04/19/09 1:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hope someone puts the other photos of Kelly here, specifically, the one in the slinky blue dress where it looks like her testicles have climbed out of their girdle, and the hot tranny mess that is Kelly in as a cave man. Meanwhile, Carboy, only 2 points now separate Bethany from the Atlanta wife.� 37% to 35% Last Edited By: LOLABINGO 04/19/09 1:45 PM. Edited 2 times.
Carboys Desire		#1130	[-]
Posts: 5774 (04/19/09 2:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	2% is a lot of votes, I imagine. Hundreds, thousands possibly. I am tempted to vote non-stop but then the other chicks' people would do the same. It's best to let it ride until the end date nears, then vote like crazy. But when is the end date??????? Anyone know? I have tons of free time so it wouldn't bother me to vote like crazy. I'm a loser that way!
memyselfandi		#1131	[-]
Posts: 16773 (04/19/09 3:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	factoryhurl wrote: Carboys Desire wrote: at Kellamity only garnering 1% of the vote....AFTER ROUNDING UP of course! How I wish those cabs were hitting her. I just realized that she's wearing that stupid owl on her shirt.
Blondzilla5150		#1132	[-]
Posts: 7709 (04/19/09 3:37 PM) A Danger to Myself & Others Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Guys, you gotta see bsideblog's photocap of the last episode, it's fucking hilarious. <3 "Jill, what you fail to realize is that I am a major, unrelenting, unrepentant douchebag." "And so what we're going to do is take a right turn on forty-forth street, not forty-second street which will totally throw her off and- OH GOD, Alex, have you been standing right there the whole time? WELL NOW THE FUCKING SURPRISE IS FUCKING RUINED!!! I MEAN, FUCK!!" "I outta take this glass and smash it over that bitch Ramona's head. So much for being a true friend. Or rather, a TRU friend." "Don't mind me. I'm just going to slow down traffic on this very busy major avenue in New York City." "I'm up here, and the people who want to drive faster than 5 mph are down here." "Like my shirt? It's an owl." "I don't put my name on events. Only owls." "If I were a hieroglyphic, you know what I'd be? AN OWL." "If you've got great legs, I say show them off! Same goes for owls." "I've seen the most beautiful accessories IN THE WORLD! But none are as beautiful as this owl." "My owl designs are very popular. Some of the people who have purchased my jewry are Brittny Gastineau, Marla Gibbs, Charo, the wife of the guy who plays Big Bird on Sesame Street, LuAnn's housekeeper, my mom, my mom's friends, and Max." "Someday I'd like to open up a restaurant, but the only people who could eat there would be owls. And, I suppose, people who dress like owls. I'd call it 'OWL.'" "I'm actually training for the owl marathon. Only owls can run in it. And me." "I'm a friend of the owl community. They've given me honorary membership" "I'm part owl." "Bawwwwwbbbby, I don't want to drive this to Zaaaaarin Faaaaabrics, even if it did come with a bowwwww." "Hey, who is that in traffic up ahead? Is that Kelly? MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, BITCH!" "Yes, being a countess is truly a dream come true. A dream that shall never, ever end. Ever." "I hope those charming minority children will read this book. Don't you just love them?" "Someday, ladies, you can be as skinny as this pipe." *"How about if I put two* hands on the steam pipe? It's very provocative. I can put my foot up too. No? Are you sure?"** "I mean, the whole point of the whole FUCKING surprise was to make Alex think for TWO FUCKING MINUTES that I was taking her someplace special, not to our FUCKING small home in FUCKING Brooklyn! What the FUCK, driver?" "Simon, I think this is a lovely surprise. I can think of nothing more wonderful than going home to our cramped dungeon... which is what I was going to do after work anyway... Really, thanks. Thanks a lot." Categories: Real Housewives, Television
LOLABINGO		#1133	[-]
Posts: 3876 (04/19/09 4:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kelly Bensimon-The (Other) Lawsuit You Haven't Heard About… [The Owl in Question, hanging from Kelly's neck] From the tipline: Kelly Bensimon is NOT a jewelry designer as this week's Real Housewives of NY would like you to believe. In fact, that Owl design that she proudly displayed on this week's show are pieces STOLEN from one of our favorite designers, Celeste Greenberg, founder of Tuleste (and an ACTUAL designer). It gets better: not only are the owl designs NOT Kelly's, she is currently tied up in a lawsuit about the stolen property with Tuleste! We spoke to Celeste (who is at Coachella), who declined to comment, but we got confirmation that the lawsuit was indeed in progress… Digging deeper we got the story: apparently Celeste worked with Kelly as an editor at Elle Accessories and styled her with the owl for Fashion Week, as well as used the owl in her personal shoots. Kelly told her: "I like your eye! Let's start a line together!" and as soon as they had started the design, she cut Celeste out of the picture. Not that Celeste has anything to worry about with or without those silly owls, which have been tainted by Kelly (see photos below). Tuleste has been killing it with fabulous parties and loads of press from celebrity fans and fashion magazines ranging from BAZAAR to InStyle. The line has loads of other pieces to choose from anyway. Kelly has the owl (for now), and she can keep it. Along with yet another lawsuit (her first one, as you all know is from beating her ex boyfriend). [Most recent Tuleste Party] The owls designed by Celeste
PAPAYOKE		#1134	[-]
Posts: 20963 (04/19/09 6:20 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I almost can't believe that Kelly's dumb enough to try to ripoff that owl design. Almost.
LOLABINGO		#1135	[-]
Posts: 3879 (04/19/09 11:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Countess' book is down to #1092 on Amazon, and barely holding on to two stars. I expected worse.
Cleofuss		#1136	[-]
Posts: 2850 (04/20/09 7:23 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I bet Kelly's glad she agreed to join the show. Now everyone can see what an ass she makes of herself....not just NY Society.
factoryhurl		#1137	[-]
Posts: 7324 (04/20/09 8:13 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	amazon sales: class with the countess #837 naturally thin #17 become your own matchmaker #196 patti stanger is outselling the countess? who is buying this book? i find the countess to be well intentioned, just a little too full of her countessness (going, going, gone!) but wtf is buying that beast of burden's tome?
meggie28		#1138	[-]
Posts: 2530 (04/20/09 8:29 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	By request. Kelly and the abs of death.
PAPAYOKE		#1139	[-]
Posts: 20966 (04/20/09 8:34 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	She's looking like an extra on the set of XENA, which is appropriate since the bitch is extra.
Carboys Desire		#1140	[-]
Posts: 5784 (04/20/09 9:32 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Countess<3 Bethenny <3 Jill <3

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The Real Housewives of NYC: We're ruining the fucking surprise!

Guys, you gotta see bsideblog's photocap of the last episode, it's fucking hilarious. <3

"Jill, what you fail to realize is that I am a major, unrelenting, unrepentant douchebag."

"And so what we're going to do is take a right turn on forty-forth street, not forty-second street which will totally throw her off and- OH GOD, Alex, have you been standing right there the whole time? WELL NOW THE FUCKING SURPRISE IS FUCKING RUINED!!! I MEAN, FUCK!!"

"I outta take this glass and smash it over that bitch Ramona's head. So much for being a true friend. Or rather, a TRU friend."

"Don't mind me. I'm just going to slow down traffic on this very busy major avenue in New York City."

"I'm up here, and the people who want to drive faster than 5 mph are down here."

"Like my shirt? It's an owl."

"I don't put my name on events. Only owls."

"If I were a hieroglyphic, you know what I'd be? AN OWL."

"If you've got great legs, I say show them off! Same goes for owls."

"I've seen the most beautiful accessories IN THE WORLD! But none are as beautiful as this owl."

"My owl designs are very popular. Some of the people who have purchased my jewry are Brittny Gastineau, Marla Gibbs, Charo, the wife of the guy who plays Big Bird on Sesame Street, LuAnn's housekeeper, my mom, my mom's friends, and Max."

"Someday I'd like to open up a restaurant, but the only people who could eat there would be owls. And, I suppose, people who dress like owls. I'd call it 'OWL.'"

"I'm actually training for the owl marathon. Only owls can run in it. And me."

"I'm a friend of the owl community. They've given me honorary membership"

"I'm part owl."

"Bawwwwwbbbby, I don't want to drive this to Zaaaaarin Faaaaabrics, even if it did come with a bowwwww."

"Hey, who is that in traffic up ahead? Is that Kelly? MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, BITCH!"

"Yes, being a countess is truly a dream come true. A dream that shall never, ever end. Ever."

"I hope those charming minority children will read this book. Don't you just love them?"

"Someday, ladies, you can be as skinny as this pipe."

**"How about if I put two hands on the steam pipe? It's very provocative. I can put my foot up too. No? Are you sure?"**

"I mean, the whole point of the whole FUCKING surprise was to make Alex think for TWO FUCKING MINUTES that I was taking her someplace special, not to our FUCKING small home in FUCKING Brooklyn! What the FUCK, driver?"

"Simon, I think this is a lovely surprise. I can think of nothing more wonderful than going home to our cramped dungeon... which is what I was going to do after work anyway... Really, thanks. Thanks a lot."

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The Real Housewives of NYC: We're ruining the fucking surprise!

Guys, you gotta see bsideblog's photocap of the last episode, it's fucking hilarious. <3 "Jill, what you fail to realize is that I am a major, unrelenting, unrepentant douchebag."

"And so what we're going to do is take a right turn on forty-forth street, not forty-second street which will totally throw her off and- OH GOD, Alex, have you been standing right there the whole time? WELL NOW THE FUCKING SURPRISE IS FUCKING RUINED!!! I MEAN, FUCK!!"

"I outta take this glass and smash it over that bitch Ramona's head. So much for being a true friend. Or rather, a TRU friend."

"Don't mind me. I'm just going to slow down traffic on this very busy major avenue in New York City."

"I'm up here, and the people who want to drive faster than 5 mph are down here."

"Like my shirt? It's an owl."

"I don't put my name on events. Only owls."

"If I were a hieroglyphic, you know what I'd be? AN OWL."

"If you've got great legs, I say show them off! Same goes for owls."

"I've seen the most beautiful accessories IN THE WORLD! But none are as beautiful as this owl."

"My owl designs are very popular. Some of the people who have purchased my jewry are Brittny Gastineau, Marla Gibbs, Charo, the wife of the guy who plays Big Bird on Sesame Street, LuAnn's housekeeper, my mom, my mom's friends, and Max."

"Someday I'd like to open up a restaurant, but the only people who could eat there would be owls. And, I suppose, people who dress like owls. I'd call it 'OWL.'"

"I'm actually training for the owl marathon. Only owls can run in it. And me."

"I'm a friend of the owl community. They've given me honorary membership"

"I'm part owl."

"Bawwwwwbbbby, I don't want to drive this to Zaaaaarin Faaaaabrics, even if it did come with a bowwwww."

"Hey, who is that in traffic up ahead? Is that Kelly? MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, BITCH!"

"Yes, being a countess is truly a dream come true. A dream that shall never, ever end. Ever."

"I hope those charming minority children will read this book. Don't you just love them?"

"Someday, ladies, you can be as skinny as this pipe."

"How about if I put two hands on the steam pipe? It's very provocative. I can put my foot up too. No? Are you sure?"

"I mean, the whole point of the whole FUCKING surprise was to make Alex think for TWO FUCKING MINUTES that I was taking her someplace special, not to our FUCKING small home in FUCKING Brooklyn! What the FUCK, driver?"

"Simon, I think this is a lovely surprise. I can think of nothing more wonderful than going home to our cramped dungeon... which is what I was going to do after work anyway... Really, thanks. Thanks a lot."

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Guys, you gotta see bsideblog's photocap of the last episode, it's fucking hilarious. <3

"Jill, what you fail to realize is that I am a major, unrelenting, unrepentant douchebag."

**"How about if I put two hands on the steam pipe? It's very provocative. I can put my foot up too. No? Are you sure?"**