I gotta million of em'. Here is some if people ask Jeff for help:
"Sir, what's the best laundry detergent?" JEFF: "Lady, the Tide has spoken."
"Excuse me, where can I find eggs?" JEFF: "OK, sitting on aisle 3 is a long, wooden shelf. On my go, you will
attempt to race down aisle 5, cross over to aisle 3, pick up a carton of eggs, and race back here where you will place the carton on my conveyer belt........
Ready?"
"How many items allowed in the Express Lane?" JEFF: "You're guaranteed a SHOT.....if you have one to ten
items."
"Someone spilled a carton of eggs!" JEFF: "The bad news, one cashier must select another cashier to go to EGGS
ISLE"





















