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Thailandsurvivor		#2301	[-]
Posts: 5929 (03/31/09 10:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why havn't I been honored with some jumpingbum mail yet? I'm her biggest fan!
Notaku		#2302	[-]
Posts: 150 (03/31/09 10:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You have to piss her off when she's drunk.
gervasemyman		#2303	[-]
Posts: 768 (03/31/09 10:39 PM) I'm with STUPID! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Isn't that like, all the time?
SurvivorArctic		#2304	[-]
Posts: 16094 (03/31/09 10:51 PM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Gervase, did you know that when you click on your username, all that comes up is an error message? Apparently, you don't exist. ::cues Twilight ZOne music
iToons		#2305	[-]
Posts: 58 (03/31/09 11:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
skeetervalentine		#2306	[-]
Posts: 129 (04/01/09 12:45 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OK after much soul searching and anal sex, I've finally come to a conclusion that I must share with all of you. I know this may come as a shock to most of you but... I think I am in love with Coach. I know I said a bunch of nasty things about him, but I guess deep down I really did LOVE him. He is the epitome of a MAN and the way he ponytail flips around.. it makes me so hot. I look up to him and everytime I get chased by a shark I will remember what he did and I will survive now. He is my hero. HERE I AM.. JANITHEMOLEDOLLY SAYING THAT I LOVE COACH! AND EVERY POST AFTER THIS THAT MAY SEEM LIKE ME SAYING I HATE HIM IS ABSOLUTELY FALSE. Sorry, I'm taking meds.
Thailandsurvivor		#2307	[-]
Posts: 5936 (04/01/09 12:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	skeetervalentine wrote: OK after much soul searching and anal sex, I've finally come to a conclusion that I must share with all of you. I know this may come as a shock to most of you but... I think I am in love with Coach. I know I said a bunch of nasty things about him, but I guess deep down I really did LOVE him. He is the epitome of a MAN and the way he ponytail flips around.. it makes me so hot. I look up to him and everytime I get chased by a shark I will remember what he did and I will survive now. He is my hero. HERE I AM.. JANITHEMOLEDOLLY SAYING THAT I LOVE COACH! AND EVERY POST AFTER THIS THAT MAY SEEM LIKE ME SAYING I HATE HIM IS ABSOLUTELY FALSE. Sorry, I'm taking meds. Hi plat!
platinumtlc		#2308	[-]
Posts: 8790 (04/01/09 12:49 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Um.. that says SkeeterValentine.. not PlatinumTLC. Fail!
Thailandsurvivor		#2309	[-]
Posts: 5937 (04/01/09 12:51 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	platinumtlc wrote: Um.. that says SkeeterValentine.. not PlatinumTLC. Fail! jumpingbum wrote: Hi plat!
JaniTholeMyDolly		#2310	[-]
Posts: 5774 (04/01/09 1:08 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SurvivorArctic wrote: I need a link, Jani. And we have some work to do by the looks of it. How fucking crazy does one have to be before they are locked up for their own protection? Her obsession has leapt across the line into insanity. Here ya go. We need to send them all the new stuff people dug up. Survivor: Coach Ben Wade Crack Pot Or Crook? \| Reality TV Magazine The funniest part is Diddler thinks "Crack Pot" was implying that Coach smoked crack and pot.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#2311	[-]
Posts: 5775 (04/01/09 1:11 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	gervasemyman wrote: I wouldn't give a shit. What the hell is he going to do. In fact, Didier, if you're reading this, which you are, I declare War on you. Bring it on. I declare it also. Fuck you, Diddler. You look like a 70's porn star. Did you even work with John Holmes? I bet you did. That droopy stash went out in '79.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#2312	[-]
Posts: 5776 (04/01/09 1:14 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	jumpingbum wrote: gervasemyman wrote: Didier, I'm sorry for any problems I caused. I really am, and I think you're a good example of one of Ben's fans This is funny on sooo many levels. I'd PM you, but it will be published anyway. That's called ~~diplomacy~~ kissing Diddlers hairy ass so I can stay on Coachs good side since Coach is the closest thing I have to a "star" and he's my hero. Fixed. Your welcome, hairy ass-kisser.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#2313	[-]
Posts: 5777 (04/01/09 1:15 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	skeetervalentine wrote: OK after much soul searching and anal sex, I've finally come to a conclusion that I must share with all of you. I know this may come as a shock to most of you but... I think I am in love with Coach. I know I said a bunch of nasty things about him, but I guess deep down I really did LOVE him. He is the epitome of a MAN and the way he ponytail flips around.. it makes me so hot. I look up to him and everytime I get chased by a shark I will remember what he did and I will survive now. He is my hero. HERE I AM.. JANITHEMOLEDOLLY SAYING THAT I LOVE COACH! AND EVERY POST AFTER THIS THAT MAY SEEM LIKE ME SAYING I HATE HIM IS ABSOLUTELY FALSE. Sorry, I'm taking meds. You also fucked it up since I changed my avatar 9 hours ago. FAIL!
platinumtlc		#2314	[-]
Posts: 8793 (04/01/09 1:30 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Soooooo does that mean we ignore all your recent posts cuz you told us to in the post you declared love for Coach? or what... i dunno. confused.
trickmind		#2315	[-]
Posts: 540 (04/01/09 1:35 AM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The funniest part is Diddler thinks "Crack Pot" was implying that Coach smoked crack and pot. Oh so THAT'S why he said that! Bizarre!
gervasemyman		#2316	[-]
Posts: 773 (04/01/09 2:55 AM) I'm with STUPID! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SurvivorArctic wrote: Gervase, did you know that when you click on your username, all that comes up is an error message? Apparently, you don't exist. ::cues Twilight ZOne music I'm scared.
blistering		#2317	[-]
Posts: 3639 (04/01/09 3:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This Probst interview was posted in the spoilers forum (no spoilers though). It's an interview by the Vancouver Sun. http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Jeff+Probst+surviving+Survivors/1447783/story.html It looks like Coach has more stories up his sleeve: "At an upcoming, soon-to-air tribal council, Probst says Coach talks about having survived a near-death experience in the Amazon. Something involving being kidnapped by native Indians and almost killed. "I said, 'Is that really true?'" Probst said, recalling his incredulity at the moment. "He said, 'Yes! I've been almost killed nine times!' Do I believe him? I have no idea. Part of me wants to. That's the appeal of this guy."
gervasemyman		#2318	[-]
Posts: 777 (04/01/09 4:48 AM) I'm with STUPID! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh. My. Fucking. God.
BortBort		#2319	[-]
Posts: 608 (04/01/09 5:04 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	gervasemyman wrote: Oh. My. Fucking. God Coach. Fixed. That is what he prefers to be called.
bryanpasa		#2320	[-]
Posts: 459 (04/01/09 5:43 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BortBort wrote: gervasemyman wrote: Oh. My. Fucking. God Coach. Fixed. That is what he prefers to be called. Lol! 9 times he survived being died? I do think 3 times a charm but not for him, lol!

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