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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Siberia! <333
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Piranhahaha |
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If only they could've gotten a Russkie postal vehicle in the mix somehow and they'd have Russian Mail Order Bride. Dammit, it looks like everyone knows
how to drive a stickshift this season.
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kdeec |
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meatball77 wrote:That would make a good fast forward. |
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Piranhahaha |
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"She's afraid of the stick" Somehow I don't think her brother is.
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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In 5th, Christie/Jodie get to the DETOUR.
Mark/Michael finally get there. Kisha/Jen arrive in 8th and can't drive the stick shift. But Mark/Michael love their car. Mel/Mike together arrive at Apt. 4. They escort the bride down some rickety stairs. Now that's more like my first impression of Siberia. Dank hallways ... rickety steps ... crumbling infrastructure ... lol But honestly this has exceeded my wildest imaginings. READING CLUE, Tammy/Vic: Choose a Snowplow! There are objects all over that kinda look like snowplows. The gentlemen in the area don't speak Engrish. Only Pa-Russki. But finally Vic figures it out and finds the course, set off by tires. Jamie/Cara are losing patience with the locals. Who don't understand them! Margie/Luke seem to have figured out which thingy they're supposed to drive. Mel/Mike find that their directions are all meshugena. They ask directions how to get the bride to the church. Airbabes get a long drawn out confessional about "locals who reeked of vodka" or summat. Kkkendra of the North? Victor lets Tammy show him where to drive. Vic: Please turn. Yes! He's done. Tammy's turn. He's aiming the little red thingy to point her out. She doesn't appreciate it. Jamie/Cara say they can drive "as long as there's no manual transmission involved." Umm ... lol ... Luke waves at Margie. She eeks to a stop and Luke gets in. Building 4, where Kisha/Jen are going to pick up the bride. Methinks they chose the wrong Detour. They escort the bride down the steps as the airbabes arrive, also haveing chosen the wrong Detour. Two team race for last, methinks. |
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Tammy/Vic, CLUE, Drive to Techniskaya Bibliotekah somethingorother.
Tammy, ever the brainy one: It sounds like a library! (Yes, bibliotek- is kinda a root word for Library or Bookplace in about 100 languages.) Finishing in 2nd (or 3rd? Did Margie/Luke leave too? apparently so) Jamie/Cara eschew the windshield washer, perhaps it's frozen? Mel/Mike arrive at a church. Is it the right one? They have to find a groom. They do! PICTURE! CLUE! Probably 4th. Drive to the Bibliotekah Whatevia and search for your next clue. Mark/Michael are still on the snowplow course. They finish in 5th I think . Kisha/Jen have murdered their engine somehow. Probably bad shifting. Too much gas! Flooded it! The bride giggles. The airbabes seem to catch up. They got directions. They find a church. The airbabes are at *a* church but don't see a red and yellow flag. They get out, with the bride. WRONG CHURCH! Airbabes: We're done! We're out! COMMERCIAL. |
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maersk |
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mike and mark knocked it out
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Christie/Jodie ask a woman at the religious object vending spot, for directions.
She "visited THE WRONG really pretty church." They were supposed to be in the city center apparently. The bride sits politely in the back seat. Margie/Luke and Jamie/Cara are paired up finding the Library. Tammy/Vic skid on the ice too. Margie/Luke, ROADBLOCK. "Who has stamina and absolutely no shame?" Phil: A Winter marathon the way locals do it. One person partners with local runners, warms up for 10 minutes, STRIPS DOWN TO THEIR CIVVIES AND runs 1.4 miles to the Novosibirsk Opera and Ballet Theatre, the pitstop where their partner is waiting. Last team to check in MAY be eliminated. |
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Mak P |
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Stripped to their underwear? LOL
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Cousin Oliver |
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Phil in his underwear <3!!!
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atherella |
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Cousin Oliver wrote: <33 |
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Cousin Oliver |
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atherella wrote: I wonder who will be the first to get us a screencap of that. |
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Minus 3 Celsius? Is that all?
That's barely bra-and-pantie weather! Margie observes that they would have forfeited if she had run! Luke runs. Tammy runs. Jamie runs with Cara walking alongside. Apparently the locals are finding them attractive! After some uncertain driving, Mel/Mike arrive at the Library in 4th. Mike the young guy will do it. Mark/Mike with growing beards feel good among the Cossacks. They speak some apparently fake Russian. I can't tell which of 'em will run. Love the warmups. You get crushed to death by a big Russian guy to get the kinks out. Finally Kisha/Jen arrive at a church. The right one! SNAP! They're off to the Bibliotekah. But first, directions from the locals. They've learned "Spasyibo" too. In last, Christie/Jodi find the correct church. They get the Bibliotekah clue. They'll follow a cab for sure tracking. |
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atherella |
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Cousin Oliver wrote: I don't know, but I can't wait!! I hope it's animated too! |
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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In the vehicle, Margie cheers for Luke.
Translating his confessional: Very embarrased, but wanted to finish #1 so I kept running! Cara thinks they've found the finish location. Vic arrives also, and it's a partner low-five. She doesn't like him at all. Luke climbs steps in his underwear with Margie, indoors. Ballerina: Welcome to Novosibirsk! Phil: Margie/Luke, you're team #1. You've won a trip for two to St. Lucia! |
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Cousin Oliver |
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Okay, the little ballerina girl who came up to welcome them was kinda cute. I just wish it was another tream who came in first.
(edi.ted to spell 'ballerina' correctly.) |
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Gamemaster8888 |
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The top three thus far are pretty good.
And the stuntmen look like migits in their skivvies. |
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Phil: Tammy/Victor, you're team #2.
The runner of the Jamie/Cara team apparently walked some of the way, to the dismay of her partner. Phil: Jamie/Cara, you are team #3. One of the midgets runs in his huge-ass boxers and huge-ass boots. Christie/Jodie decide to "stay calm" as Kisha/Jen drive like maniacs. The roads are kinda icy, and the gears can be tricky. Christie/Jodie offer to pay the cabbie and follow him. They don't seem to be having trouble with the stick. Kisha/Jen almost wreck. Ouch! "I've never driven in Novosibirsk!" They get another confessional. Double elim tonight? They're BOTH getting major mega confessionals. Now, Kisha/Jen stuck in traffic. Kisha: We're screwed. COMMERCIAL. |
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Mikester |
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I'm feeling a non-elimination leg...
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QualityBobby |
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I was actually thinking the same thing. There really doesn't seem to be any edited sense of danger.
Maybe just a weird vibe...... |
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