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Let's see...

All Black Cast...

Men vs Women...



1st boot - GC quits after foolishly opening his mouth and Probst the tribe selects him as leader.



2nd boot - ANTHONY cries after realizing Earl is on Exile and not there to protect him with the idol he just found.


3rd boot - JERRY gets sick and asks to be voted out. Toughest Experience EVER.


4th boot - BOBDAWG drinks the wine because he's out of allies and Dreamz is the only one who is as isolated as he is.

TRIBE SWAP

5th boot - STEPHANNIE tells Nate all about "BLACK GIRL POWER" (and potatoes), so he orchestrates her boot.


6th boot - REBECCA can't swim and tried to flash the guys to stay, so they vote her out instead

MERGE

First Juror - SHEREA is tired of sleeping at camp and yells at everyone for not letting her strong-at-challenges ass stay.


Second juror - CANDACE gets an offer from Nate to be the queen in his all-male alliance with Dreamz and James, who finds the second idol at the women's camp, but she rejects the idea and gets licked instead.


Third juror - NATE is out after targetting Crystal and the rest of the women, with the help of Dreamz who betrays him in order to protect his number one ally Cassandra. Taj, Crystal and Cirie form an alliance to take control of the game and exclude Cassandra because she's too close to the men on the tribe.


Fourth juror - JAMES leaves on day 30 AGAIN, after failing to use his idol (idiotically thinking Earl would be the target) and being unable to charm the ladies with his subtitled speeches.


Fifth juror - CRYSTAL is voted out after getting too close to Dreamz, the guy who saved her, causing Cirie to distrust her, and laughing at Cassandra, thinking she's an unintelligible vote she no longer needs.


Sixth juror - TAJ finds the rehidden second idol and gives it to Cirie for safekeeping, who is sent to Exile Island and can't attend tribal council that night, giving Earl the opportunity to idol Taj after she tries to vote him out.


Seventh juror -EARL is out of luck and is voted out after trusting Cassandra will keep voting the same way he does and help him boot Cirie, but she betrays him since he could beat her in a final vote and there are no Asians to eliminate.


Eight juror - CIRIE feels she has the game in the bag, but Probst tells them it's a F2 again just to fuck with her the audience and Cassandra surprisingly wins immunity in a "fallen camerades" challenge. Cassandra boots Cirie, thinking Dreamz has more enemies in the jury.

FINAL 2

Dreamz-Cassandra


Sherea votes Cassandra. A woman should win this game and Cassandra played a clean, strategic game.

Candace votes Cassandra. Dreamz only used her vote and alligned himself with Nate when she was booted.

Nate votes Cassandra. Dreamz betrayed him and destroyed his alliance.

James votes Cassandra. Cassandra was loyal to the men and Dreamz wasn't.




Crystal votes Dreamz. He saved her and Cassandra is nothing but a coattailrider of the men

Taj votes Dreamz. Dreamz made an alliance with her and betrayed the men to her benefit.

Earl votes Dreamz. He was supposed to be Cassandra's number 1 ally, but that was Dreamz, not him, so he gets his vote.

Cirie votes Dreamz. She was never part of the female alliance and voted her out.



Jury is deadlocked and Probst orgasms,

causing audiences worldwide to want to kill love him.