Corporette wrote:And given the nastiness of the show, the "challenge" would be cooking pork so that it wasn't recognizable as such, feeding it to Jews, and then telling them afterwards.
Love the random 'guest stars' each week.... cheerleaders! sumo wrestlers! next week....JEWS!
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where can you watch this online
dam idol went over and missed the end |
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Posts: 357 (03/06/09 8:00 AM) |
No mention of the Epicuris MILF with boobs hanging out? For such a refined palate, she dresses like a whore.
That whole sumo thing was retarded. Fake sumo suits are borderline racist anyway, but at least be consistent with the source material. Staging it in a Korean martial arts place (?) and then pretending three fat actors wearing wigs were sumo wrestlers is something I'd expect from Miley Cyrus: 
And in the "it's terrible and the portions are too small" department, they couldn't even bother to get three fat Asian actors and settled for some round-eye lumberjack. If it were in the least bit amusing I'd cut it some slack, but unfotunately, race humor in Europe is frightfully crude and unrefined.
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Posts: 23966 (03/06/09 3:20 PM) Registered user |
Hanson wrote:Who WAS that? |
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Posts: 361 (03/06/09 3:35 PM) |
Andrea was the only one who pretended to know her. Maybe she was just another actor.
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Tanya Wenman Steel. Editor-in-Chief for epicurious.com (part of Conde Naste?)
Here she interviews the female chefs and behind-the-scenes of a photoshoot: Link to video
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endurancefan wrote:You may already know this but sorry don't want to read the whole thread. I know you're in or near Halfmoon from another post -did you know j from hell's kitchen is from Clifton park lol. In Maxwell's bio on the show's Web site, he's said to be someone who "fries chicken in a food court and is furious about it." That's reality-show fiction popped from a kernel of truth: When Maxwell was cast, he worked for Price Chopper in a variety of roles; among them was doing in-store cooking demonstrations, which at least once involved frying chicken. (Maxwell is now executive chef at the Glen Eddy retirement community in Niskayuna.)
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Posts: 162 (03/06/09 5:22 PM) |
Epicurious woman has saggy tits and it wasn't looking hot at all having them swinging sweet and low. This woman needs to be introduced to a bra.
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They were the best thing about the show.
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I thought the best thing about the show was when J referred to HIMSELF as a "donkey"...
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Posts: 1144 (03/06/09 8:52 PM) |
Well she's Editor In Chief of Epicurious and yeah, she laid it all out. She didn't get many comments back on Epicuriuous so I figure she's either
laid Gordon or wanted to. I just kept wanting to pull her shirt up to cover up her tits. I was waiting for the smear to come up like they do on Survivor to
hide exposed parts! Yes, She's the Editor in Chief and has a wonderful resume. Just go to Epicurious.com if you want to learn more about the tart! Crazy
lady.
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Posts: 3766 (03/06/09 9:00 PM) |
Oh and what massive bitches the red team are
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Posts: 3767 (03/06/09 9:11 PM) |
Oh yeah.......
DAILY BEN HATE DAILY CAROL HATE DAILY LACEY LOVE DAILY ANDREA LOVE |
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Poor Colleen.
I don't think Andrea deserved to go, but losing the guy wouldn't have been so bad. Also, I think the guys' reaction to having Lacey on their
team was golden. That was hilarious. She was all happy go lucky doing the fortune cookies and origami and they were all annoyed and pissed. <3
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Posts: 3355 (03/07/09 1:19 PM) Registered user |
The only people I like on this show are J and Danny so I'm glad J didn't get the boot.
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Posts: 38 (03/07/09 8:23 PM) |
endurancefan wrote: I watched the last 5 minutes at hulu. what a messed up ending, Colleen wasn't shown doing anything wrong this episode and he pulls her out and fires her. wtf? I mean she sucked overall but isn't supposed to be who performed worst this dinner service? |
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Colleen was being kept around for this exact reason. To keep somebody else around. That is why he accepted the last woman quitting. So Lacey and Colleen are
the backups. Watch next week if he's faced with a decision again, he pulls out Lacey.
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Lacey may have been a disaster the first few epi's but she held her own during the last dinner service. I'd wager she's going to be around for a
few more episodes before she gets thrown under the bus.
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Corporette wrote: J will be gone before Lacey. Robert may or may not. Giovanni and Ben should be safe for now. Danny is the best blue team chef. |
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