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Coachebag...Douche Bag for All Seasons
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Posts: 39637 (02/26/09 10:50 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
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 pushingjate |
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Posts: 2612 (02/26/09 10:53 PM) |
Total fucking douchebag. I roll my eyes everytime I even see him on screen. |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 5288 (02/26/09 10:54 PM) |
Miles Edgeworth wrote:It worked out great for all of these guys. 
Still, they really need to take Coach out before he destroys their tribe even more. |
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DurtyHairy |
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Posts: 58 (02/26/09 11:06 PM) |
JohnnyK wrote: I have a sucesful bisiness. I am a tree trimmer and landscaper. Thats How I compare! I have an aerobic instructor for a wife and she doesint know I have feelings for coach but she will if I can ever get him to answer my emails. |
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NGC2997 |
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Posts: 4 (02/26/09 11:08 PM) |
I think this is getting just a little bit too easy.
I mean at this point hating coach is like hating Hitler. Other than a few weirdos, who doesn't? Has anyone ever sued the show for a hugely negative edit? The only thing more hilarious than his eventual boot would be hearing that he tried something like that. |
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Sicycat |
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Posts: 489 (02/26/09 11:15 PM) |
Why Tyson WHY.
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Phuz1 |
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Posts: 3620 (02/26/09 11:17 PM) Registered user |
He was mocking Benji. As should we all.
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 8249 (02/26/09 11:18 PM) Registered User |
Cooch.
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ShelleysLeg |
waiting on his tat tale | ||
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Posts: 5 (02/26/09 11:19 PM) |
pushingjate wrote:holding my breath waiting for him to rail on about his mystical/Indian/Samauri/Norse bros tat meaning and how it came to him in a "vision quest" whilst fighting 30 foot hurricane force winds piloting his kayakness!!! ya know he is dying to tell his tribe of his superior spiritual intellect/enormous schlongness/starfucking conquests. i can't wait for him to go the way of the warrior, but i do want him to stay around long enough to NOT get chosen for any ride alongs on rewards.........LOL!!! wait until he tries to get rid of Brendan and sees that idol!!!! |
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xfactor99 |
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Posts: 218 (02/26/09 11:21 PM) Registered User |
Has any other Survivor been as unanimously despised as this arrogant, delusional, egomaniacal fuckwit?
I mean, Fairplay and Corinne are strongly disliked but still have their supporters. Chet and Denise are more on the pathetic side but they're harder to hate than alpha male whackjobs like Coach. I've never seen anyone who EVERYONE at Sucks has joined together to hate in virtually undivided opposition. Well done Coachebag! |
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Sicycat |
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Posts: 491 (02/26/09 11:21 PM) |
Is that Steph? <3
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Piranhahaha |
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Posts: 11964 (02/26/09 11:26 PM)
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Penny is I think the only close comparison, and she wasn't truly hated until around ep 4 or so.
Jonathan Baker from The Amazing Race is up there. Agreeance though that it's almost as if this douchebag is making it too easy to hate him. |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 17222 (02/26/09 11:30 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
The vagina-hating fucktard needs to die. And Jerry and Erinn calling Brendan the tribe's leader over Couchebag = TRUE LOVE.
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Seyz |
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Posts: 402 (02/26/09 11:41 PM) |
Yeah, I think even the sucks people that like being rebellious can't find it in themselves to like this guy.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5068 (02/26/09 11:43 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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xfactor99 wrote: Those were more like "he has to go" and "he's so fucking annnoying" hate. This is a burning hot-I-just-punted-my-laptop-across-the-room HATE! His fucking "I kayaked 30 foot waves" is BULLSHIT. I wish nothing less than a 20 year prison term in a Turkish Prison for this douche with a big, fat, hairy roomate. Then maybe he can write a "William 'Billy' Hayes" type book that is at least true and I might actually want to read instead of the bullshit book he has coming out now. |
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goneswimming |
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Posts: 1299 (02/26/09 11:44 PM) I don't get |
fuck coach.
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magicaldeck |
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Posts: 3 (02/26/09 11:49 PM) |
Let me be your Gucci...
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 17865 (02/26/09 11:50 PM) Registered user |
Well I do enjoy him for entertainment purposes, but yeah, anyone who genuinely likes him at this point would probably just be sarcastic.
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micronesia |
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Posts: 342 (02/26/09 11:54 PM) |
LOL@people not getting what Tyson is about!
TYSON ROCKS, COUCH SUCKS!!! I`m so looking forward to Tyson blindsiding the shit out of Couch when the time is right!!! The look on Tysons face when Coach starts talking about assistant coaches during tribal --> priceless!!! Unlike coach, Tyson doesnt take himself seriously when he talks trash, but Coach actually thinks of himself as the fuckin man, which he isnt, that pathetic fuck! |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15145 (02/26/09 11:54 PM) Not a team player
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CrystalOwnage wrote: |
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