So I'm on the computer while Pencake is watching Top Chef, when out of the corner of my eye, I thought I saw a preview for a new Star Wars movie that had a
quick shot of Chewbacca. I was really confused, however, because it seemed that Chewbacca was wearing a short dress that was 4 times too small, and lots and
LOTS of thick makeup that I could scratch my name into with my fingernail.
I turn to see THIS fucking gross monstrosity:
Apparently, from what I could gather from the commercial when I wasn't dry-heaving, this burnt sienna lardass is paid to hook people up. Are you fucking kidding me?! Who in the fuck would give this fat bitch money to help them find their soulmate?! Like she has a ton of dating experience! PLEASE! The only thing she's gone down on was a buffet. I am shocked - SHOCKED, I say - that people would give this woman their hard earned money, which she then immediately uses to purchase too-small clothing, spray on tans, and horrible haircuts from Supercuts.
I mean seriously - look at her! Even her eyes are fat!
These were close-knit fishnet stockings until she put them on and stretched them out:
Jesus Christ, I am baffled. Can someone PLEASE explain how she has become super rich from this scam, and why she has her own tv show?
Blech.
I turn to see THIS fucking gross monstrosity:
Apparently, from what I could gather from the commercial when I wasn't dry-heaving, this burnt sienna lardass is paid to hook people up. Are you fucking kidding me?! Who in the fuck would give this fat bitch money to help them find their soulmate?! Like she has a ton of dating experience! PLEASE! The only thing she's gone down on was a buffet. I am shocked - SHOCKED, I say - that people would give this woman their hard earned money, which she then immediately uses to purchase too-small clothing, spray on tans, and horrible haircuts from Supercuts.
I mean seriously - look at her! Even her eyes are fat!
These were close-knit fishnet stockings until she put them on and stretched them out:
Jesus Christ, I am baffled. Can someone PLEASE explain how she has become super rich from this scam, and why she has her own tv show?
Blech.
