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Wan & Chung's TAR S3: The COMPLETE Third Season!
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Posts: 1683 (01/24/09 6:28 AM) |
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Posts: 1684 (01/24/09 6:37 AM) |
Gemini: Oh my gosh! It's over babe, copputt. I can't go on like this. The stress is deadly. *faints*
Jonah: Babe, I think you meant "kaput," you have to do deliver the line right. Gemini: *Stands back up* Dammit to hell. I always fuck that up. Hold on let me get my composure. Alright, here I go... *delivers lines flawlessly* To the producers~ Roses are red. Violets are blue. I must be chosen, it's the right thing to do. Carnations are pink. Daffodils, yellow. If you don't pick me, then you have dicks of jello. I ain't no bitch, and I ain't no hussy, If you don't pick me then you are a pussy. Thank you. Gemini: I have to thank my acting coordinator and agent for those lines. They wanted me to note that in fact, I can be a bitch, although I don't see how. How do you think I did Jo-honey? Jonah: Gemmy, I'm not gonna lie that was hot. Gemini: Really? Jonah: Yeah baby. They can't not choose to not put you on the show. NOW SLAP THAT ASS, BABE SLAP IT REAL NICE! *Jonah motions as though to slap Gemini's buttocks while Gemini "booty pops."* Jonah: That's right babe, that's how we done it foos. We bring it. |
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Posts: 5708 (01/24/09 8:31 AM) Registered user |
Daisy: Oh sweet, we're gonna raaaace! *jumps*
Dorothy: EARTHQUAKEE!!! Daisy: We're both fat. 
Dorothy: But I'm not jumping. |
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Wuming Shi |
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Posts: 2825 (01/24/09 8:45 AM) Registered User |
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Wuming Shi |
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Posts: 2826 (01/24/09 9:39 AM) Registered User |
Amity: Oh my GOD! *squeals* I can't believe we did it, baby. *kisses Phil heavily* I love you, I love you, I love you.
Phil: *grins* That's my girl. Amity: I am SO excited! I hope we get to go to Disneyland and stuff. Phil: I'm sure they will. And I'll ask them if we can visit Sanrio Puroland while we're at it. Amity: Sanrio? What is that? Is it like some oriental shit or something? 'Cause that is like totally exotic and weird. Phil: Hello Kitty ring a bell? Amity: OH! That is so sweet. Thank you darling. Phil: Only for you, Amity. I figured the target audience for your songs would go there! Amity: You think of everything for me, Phil. It'd be great if we dropped by, say, EMI too! Then my music can be rediscovered again! ETA: If my wireless connection starts stalling like for today, I am so fucked.  Ah well.
Edit again because I am a spelling nazi and yet I misspelled the same word twice. XD
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Posts: 3802 (01/24/09 11:20 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Yah, there is a y in Drayco.
Making the grade <33333 |
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Posts: 2832 (01/24/09 12:09 PM) |
Jeff Probst and Julie Chen have to make the race!
 
Jeff: If we don't get on this show it's because Wan, Chung and Christian are all jealous of our hosting skills! Julie: Will we make the cut? Tune in next time, when Katsuya posts more updates and Jeff gets closer to having a heart attack. |
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maldoror122 |
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Posts: 4800 (01/24/09 12:32 PM) |
I hope I'll make it |
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pinoyako |
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Posts: 5739 (01/24/09 12:39 PM) Registered user |
maldoror122 wrote:you will, even though you're a cunt. jk <3 |
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Posts: 4013 (01/24/09 6:45 PM) |
wakwakwak wrote:No worries, Wak. I don't think you were copying. I was just making a joke. |
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maldoror122 |
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Posts: 4809 (01/24/09 6:48 PM) |
pinoyako wrote: Thank you for your kind words Pino <3 |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 15992 (01/24/09 6:57 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
I'm automatically rooting for the token trainwreck/OTTN5 team. It better be Funkey! >: |
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Posts: 172 (01/24/09 7:07 PM) |
wat bout Shy and Deelishes
 
and Buckeey and Bootz  
and finallly Tanisha and Neveen  
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NickF227 |
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Posts: 6871 (01/24/09 8:15 PM) |
Contestnat, can you post the cast list again? I can't seem to find it.
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hakushu8 |
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Posts: 1550 (01/24/09 8:56 PM) Registered user |
4 spots left! I hope all the people who're whoring themselves out in this thread will all get accepted!
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maldoror122 |
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Posts: 4813 (01/24/09 9:24 PM) |
If my team gets rejected I´ll recycle it in AT´s next race <3
But I'll still be very angry. |
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Posts: 2594 (01/24/09 9:24 PM) |
hakushu8 wrote:Clearly that's me >_>. |
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Funkey 01 |
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Posts: 4018 (01/24/09 10:14 PM) |
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore wrote: Me too!!!! Oh wait.... I didn't sign up for this... |
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wakwakwak |
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Posts: 1293 (01/25/09 1:20 AM) |
Robert & Jen, Married:
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maximillian |
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Posts: 4806 (01/25/09 1:24 AM) |
wakwakwak wrote:And who are you going to compete with in the race then, stupid whore? |
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- Lost
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