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kenc333 wrote:

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The generosity of Alff led to the donation of many Alffpoints to the current CTS administration!

I have amassed numerous AlffPoints, but he always seems to convince me to trade them in for virtual weed...

What is the most haunting memory in your life? How has this influenced who you are today?

'Twas a dark and stormy night. I was a wee lad, no elder than seven years, and I was preparing myself for what was sure to be my foray into the world of sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. You see, a party was in the works, a party like no other. Little Timmy's parents were throwing him a celebration for the ages, all in commemoration of his turning the grand EIGHT. I knew little of what this party might entail, but I knew it would be marvelous in every facet. I arrived at 5:00, the witching hour. I instructed my father to leave me at the corner of Timmy's road, a road I knew so well. Timmy and I had been friends ever since that fateful day in kindergarten when I had traded my tuna fish sandwich for his peanut butter and jelly. Best trade I've ever made. But I digress (and it shan't be the first time I do so, either!). I strode confidently away from my father's Lincoln Townhouse (for my father was 86 at the time), quite proud to know that my new friends and acquaintances would believe me to be so self-sufficient as to arrange transportation to the festivities all on my lonesome, with no parental assistance. I arrived at the door, knocked hesitantly, and then with a more confident bang. There was no answer. I pondered my predicament. Though I could hear nothing, perhaps the music from the Spice Girls (who I had heard had been hired as live entertainment) was drowning out my knocks? I knew not if that might be the case, so I walked in the direction of the backyard. If nothing else, the strippers and cocktail bar were sure to be located by the outside pool. This was why I had arrived fashionably late, after all - I sought to engage in the fun of the evening without having to engage in the less fun process of conversing with sober third graders. But as I approached the fence, I still heard no noises, and it was at this point that I began to worry. Might I have had the wrong date? Perhaps I had misread the invitation?
And then I heard a cry from above. I raised my eyes, and there was Timmy looking down on me from his second-story window. I recognized his face, but I failed to recognize that glimmer in his eyes. And that is why I was not prepared for the steaming pile of dog doo that was thrown upon my head. I stood there, stunned, hurt, and betrayed, as Timmy laughed that contagious laugh of his and slammed the window shut.
I learned something important on that day, something that came to me as I walked home with feces atop my no-longer spiked hair. I came to the realization that never again could I trust a boy whose name ended in "-immy." And this is why I shot Jimmy in the face. But that's another story for another time. Perhaps you will hear it some day, and perhaps I will stick to one style of writing it, rather than shifting genres every other sentence.
One more note: this never happened. I am haunted by nothing, yw.

Funkey 01 wrote:

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I don't smoke pot (I hate it) and I agree 100% it should be legal.

Absolutely. Few of my friends will agree with me, but the logic is sound. And I'm not even a Libertarian.

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie dough. Really, though, I love all ice cream. My favorite dessert, most likely. People like to be all picky about it, but I like it all.

And my question, have you ever travelled and, if so, what was your favorite spot to go, and why?

Kenneth actually had a prepared question like this, so I have a prepared answer (That's right, he sent me a list of questions he might ask and requested I send him some of my answers. Lame! That's how I was able to type that story so fast yet posts like this take me a few minutes.):
I don't go to exotic places. I've never been out of the country, nor have I been west of the Mississippi. I haven't even ever felt compelled to visit a strip club, so I can't be witty and make a joke about exotic dancers. But know this: when I have the money to do it, I'm touring the globe.

(Kenneth asked me if I ever visited an "exotic" place, by the way.)

kenc333 wrote:

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I avoided the school (University of Western Ontario) cause it's the weekday-partying, Abercrombie & Fitch, preppy school for high school cliques and poseurs, alike... and that wasn't for me =P Also, the university of Toronto is much nicer and closer to my hometown... ETA: I don't drink/smoke either =O

Then there's no reason to go to college, yw. :P

Okay a lighter question.. Career-wise, what do you hope to be doing 10 years from now? How confident are you in that dream?

This is lighter? In 10 years, I'll be beginning to climb my way into the position of a successful lawyer. I've still got 3 years of undergraduate schooling and 4 years of graduate work to attend to, so I certainly don't expect to be partner by that point. But yes, that's my aspiration. I like arguing, I like convincing, I like manipulating. I'm probably an asshole. But I'm confident that admirable quality will propel me into such a deviously sinister career

Anyways, PT, if you could ban any 3 sucksterd, who would you pick and why?

FinishThemOff! There are a few Sucks posters I don't particularly enjoy. But FTO is the one I absolutely despise. It's hard to really explain why. Maybe it's the fact that he can't make a two-sentence post without butchering the English language. Maybe it's the fact that he starts the most retarded shit with people (and I'm just not a fan of internet drama). Maybe it's the fact that he interrupts decent questions aimed at Survivors who are visiting Sucks to ask them stupid things that were broadcast on the damn show for all to see. Maybe it's that every ORG I've played with him, he's been inactive, and I despise inactives in my games. Maybe it's a combination of all of these. But damn, I just don't like the guy.
Besides him, I'd probably go with SuperJude, just because he's a complete and utter asshole who will always resent me for not giving him my jury vote in an ORG we played. Also, his flaming of every new poster is tired and repetitive, and I never find his posts amusing whatsoever.
As for the third, I'd save my ban for someone really worthy. I don't go using the banhammer lightly. And there would be no Memory Hole under my reign. That's just unfair to all.