- When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses.
- If your head is chopped off, your brain will keep functioning for about 15 to 20 seconds.
- King Henry III of France liked to walk the streets with a basket of puppies around his neck.
- Harpo Marx once tried to adopt Shirley Temple.
- There has never been a left-handed Pope.
- The first letters of the months July through November spell the name Jason.
- If you consume take-out food more than 3 times a week you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year
- The fear of Fridays is called friggaphobia.
- On a daily average you will inhale 1 liter of others anal gasses.
- There are 324 possible solutions in the game of Clue.
- Unlike vampires, leeches are attracted to garlic.
- The average American is most likely to die on a Friday.
- The music for California's state anthem was written by a man named Frankenstein.
- When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth through the saliva glands.
- Gentoo penguins have pink shit.
- In Japan, when a man reaches the age of 60, he is considered free of the responsibilities of being an adult and can walk around in a diaper or sleep in a
baby crib.
- Fossilized termite farts have been found preserved in amber.
- Sixty-five percent of all Elvis impersonators are of Asian descent.
- The average Christmas tree has about 30,000 insects on it.
- A Japanese company markets toupees exclusively for dogs.
- Henry II was murdered by by his homosexual lover, who pushed a red hot poker 20 inches up his rectum.
- The average person sprays 2.5 microscopic droplets of saliva for every word spoken.
- There was a post office on the Russian space station Mir.
- All swans in England are the property of the Queen.
- Quentin Tarantino's first screenplay was titled Captain Peachfuzz and the Anchovy Bandit.
- An average person spends about 20,161 minutes wiping their behinds after using the bathroom.
- People eat less when food is served on a blue plate.
- Hello Kitty was based on a stray cat that artist Ikuko Shimizu ran over and flattened with his car in 1974.
- There are 26 states named on the back of an ordinary $5 bill.
- U.S. Patent #4,429,685 was granted for a "Method of Growing Unicorns."
- The scent of Rosemary can improve mental performance.
- The sound you hear when you put a seashell to your ear is actually blood flowing through your head.
