You're just filing your nails and posting, waiting to get fucked in the supply room.
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You didn't catch it, your boss did with the trap.
You're just filing your nails and posting, waiting to get fucked in the supply room. |
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viva la blonde |
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um, *i* batted my lashes at the dentist dude and got him to bring in the trap. I caught it. it's MY catch.
and we don't have a supply room. wanna buy me lunch today? i'm totally feeling vulnerable |
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I've heard that squirrels are nasty, window-sill chewing motherfuckers. They're all stealthy and they may hang around your office or house for weeks
before you realize they've been pooping right by your snacks. I hope you don't have toxoplasmosis or something.
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I'll be in Burlington in time for lunch.
Squirl meat ?
A grey squirrel
eating a nut
Squirrel meat is considered a favored meat in certain regions of the United States where it can be listed as wild game.[17] This is evidenced by extensive recipes for its preparation found in cookbooks, including older copies of The Joy of Cooking. Squirrel meat can be exchanged for rabbit or chicken in recipes although squirrel meat is more tender than the latter. Squirrels can often become prey to different dogs that have the speed and agility to catch them. Its light red or pink flesh has only a slight game taste. In many areas of the U.S., particularly areas of the American South, squirrels are hunted for food.[18] However, the American Heart Association has found squirrels to be high in cholesterol.[19] Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee used his experiences eating squirrel to support his "folksy" appeal during the South Carolina primary, saying that "When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us use in the dorm, and we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper in the dorm room."[18] He later told Meet the Press anchor Tim Russert that squirrel constitutes "a Southern delicacy".[18] The Indianapolis Star journalist Bill Scifres has written that "There are so many ways to cook 'em... With hot biscuits and gravy and fried squirrel and corn on the cob - it's like dying and going to heaven!"[17] He has recommended that people "Fry them to a beautiful golden brown on all sides and then turn the heat down; cover the skillet and put in water or maybe good cooking wine. You just let them steam in that for 15 minutes or half an hour."[17] In June 2008, Britain's The Daily Telegraph reported that squirrel was among the most popular meats to cook with and serve at dinner parties.[20] Specifically, they are cooking with the gray squirrel, which is being praised for its low fat content and the fact that it comes from free range sources.[20] Some British are eating the gray squirrel as a direct attempt to help the native red squirrel which has been dwindling since the introduction of the gray squirrel in the 19th century.[20] |
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viva la blonde |
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No big loss.
Shag, how long do you think it would take for a squirrel to starve to death, if trapped in a cage, e.g. ? |
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I am gonna laugh my ass off when she gets bold enough to take a peek at it, and sees something like this:
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Shagnanigans |
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Several days, from what I've read, EoT.
Maybe the screaming Blonde hears is a little baby squirrel, starving and dehydrated and wailing in pain, wondering why a human would want to torture it so. |
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i hate ALL of you eversoe.
update: maintenance came and got it and released it. they said it headed straight back here. so now it's PISSED and headed back here. i'm gonna get killed |
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Well, EoT, I think I have someone who would LOVE to go to a Wings/Blackhawks game with me so it's looking up. He was born in Michigan though, only moved to
Indiana like me. There may be hope for him although he's been here 25 yrs.
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viva la blonde |
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OMG NC THAT"S HIM!!!!!
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Thanks Shag.
Yep blonde, it's coming back and bringing it's friends with it. Good luck with that GNG. You understand that there will be no more Wrigley though... Ever... |
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hey someone should really tell blonde how fun the series of rabies shots will be.
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viva la blonde |
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OMG! a father and son were attacked here this morning by a rabid fox.
squirrels don't get rabies do they? |
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You'll find out firsthand when your boss gets back. Kidding...any mammal can get rabies.
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from that link:
YES, you need to worry, it only takes a bit of infected salvia for you to be infected and there are only 6 recorded cases of someone surviving rabies, in history! You can get rabies from casual contact with a wild mammal or rodent who is infected. People can get it from moving through bat infested caves and becoming exposed to the disease. According to Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabies "Rabies (from Latin: rabies, "madness, rage, fury." Also known as "hydrophobia") is a viral zoonotic neuroinvasive disease that causes acute encephalitis (inflammation of the brain) in mammals. In non-vaccinated humans, rabies is almost invariably fatal after neurological symptoms have developed, but prompt post-exposure vaccination may prevent the virus from progressing. There are only six known cases of a person surviving symptomatic rabies, and only one known case of survival in which the patient received no rabies-specific treatment either before or after illness onset... Any mammal may become infected with the rabies virus and develop symptoms, including humans. Most animals can be infected by the virus and can transmit the disease to humans. Infected bats, monkeys, raccoons, foxes, skunks, cattle, wolves, dogs or cats provide the greatest risk to humans. Rabies may also spread through exposure to infected domestic farm animals, groundhogs, weasels and other wild carnivores. Rodents (mice, squirrels etc) are seldom infected. The virus is usually present in the nerves and saliva of a symptomatic rabid animal. The route of infection is usually, but not necessarily, by a bite." This is why it is so reckless to play with wild animals. The only way to know for sure if the squirrel has rabies is to remove its brain and check for the disease in tissue slices. You can't be sure. You may have rabies right now! Waiting for the symptoms to appear is too late. The Wikipedia article continues: "On June 17, 1981 she was bitten on the ankle by a dog in New Delhi. On August 18, about two months later, she experienced the first prodromal symptoms. She became anxious and depressed, and it became impossible for her to drink more than small sips of liquid. While sleeping, she frequently sat up in bed suddenly, terrified. On August 19, she became confused, hallucinated, and was incontinent of urine. On August 20, she was unable to eat or drink and was taken to the hospital where she hallucinated and screamed in terror." The disease is hydrophobia because the infected people can only drink a little and eventually no water. The disease lives in the brain an an infection will cause maddness then death. "Rabies can be prevented by vaccination, both in humans and other animals. Virtually every infection with rabies resulted in death, until Louis Pasteur and Emile Roux developed the first rabies vaccination in 1885. This vaccine was first used on a human on July 6, 1885 - nine-year old boy Joseph Meister (1876-1940) had been mauled by a rabid dog.... Treatment after exposure, known as post-exposure prophylaxis or "P.E.P.", is highly successful preventing the disease if administered promptly, within six days after infection and consists of over a 28 day period. Thoroughly washing the wound as soon as possible with soap and water for approximately five minutes is very effective at reducing the number of viral particles. "If available, a virucidal antiseptic such as povidone-iodine, iodine tincture, aqueous iodine solution or alcohol (ethanol) should be applied after washing."[9] Exposed mucous membranes such as eyes, nose or mouth should be flushed well with water. In the United States, patients receive one dose of immunoglobulin and five doses of rabies vaccine over a twenty-eight day period. One-half the dose of immunoglobulin is injected in the region of the bite, if possible, with the remainder injected intramuscularly away from the bite. This is much less painful compared with administering immunoglobulin through the abdominal wall with a large needle, as was done in the past." You washed the area, but you didn't sterilize it, you didn't use an antivirual treatment like iodine so you may not have killed the infection. It is too much to risk to take any chances; you need to tell your parents right away. You have a 6 day (or so) grace period before you need to receive treament and you need to start it soon. SERIOUS!, let's put it this way I am going to check back on your profile to see if there is any activity or an obituary notice for your death. IT IS DEADLY SERIOUS. |
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I Am Rabies
I am a disease almost born of legend and always instinctively feared. I am the top assassin of the viral world and by the time your body realises that it has an intruder in your central nervous system, it'll be too late to fend off my attack. I am known as Rabies and I will take your system down from the inside. I am the Lyssa virus, one of the few members of the Rhabdo-virus family capable of taking down humans. Biding my time in the salivary glands of an infected animal, I hide waiting for an unsuspecting (or suspecting, - I don't discriminate) passer-by to get a little too close. Thanks to me, an infected animal will try and bite anything near it, and if successful, I can hitch a ride in the saliva to the new victim's wound. Travelling silently along nerve tissue from that wound of opportunity, I eventually settle down in my host's central nervous system using the brain as my control centre. I hide out from the bodyguards of my host and am not usually recognised as a pathogen by the immune system. This gives me time to recover from my journey and allows me to replicate over time, taking between three weeks and three months, although for the laziest among us an incubation period of years isn't unheard of. In any case, as soon as I feel ready, I disperse into the brain all that I have replicated. If all goes according to plan, then there should be three stages to the disease I just released into your body. I've heard that your scientists have named these stages, - the first is the prodomal stage, the second is the 'anger' stage, and finally the neurological stage. In the first stage, I may cause typical flu-like symptom of a fever, vomiting and loss of appetite. I also usually cause headaches - that is where my control centre lies remember. From this control centre in your grey matter, I try to awkwardly pilot your autonomic nervous system. This is kind of like one human trying to control an entire space mission, which is why you humans have lots of your kind to work together to ensure space mission success. It's also why I did all that replicating earlier; - I also need help to ensure that I successfully take over parts of my host's body. Because the main mode of transport from host to host is hitching a ride in an infected animal's saliva (usually into a wound, although mucous membranes and occasionally the respiratory system are acceptable) one of my most important roles is to make the animal copiously salivate and create accommodation for some of my replicates. The 'anger' stage is probably my favourite as I gain more control over the central nervous system. My aim at this point is to mainly transport my self into new hosts. Seeing as I spent all that time in stage one creating all that infected saliva, I figured I should put it to good use. My host will appear restless, irritable, and may also display signs of aggression - including attempting to bite those nearby. This stage lasts for an average of two to four days. During this time, I create disorientation and seizures. After that busy stage, it's onto the neurological stage where I cause some pretty harrowing paralysis, (don't get me wrong, I'm a virus, I don't get sentimental but I can appreciate my own work). The first part to freeze is usually the portal of entry. More common than this, however, is paralysis of the face and throat, making swallowing an arduous labour and drinking an impossibility. I also produce confusion, delirium and increasingly uncontrollable movements. These movements, especially in the face and throat, can be triggered by the sight of water - hence ye olde timey name of hydrophobia that was used to describe my work. Finally, my host becomes very anxious and hyperactive. From here, it's all down hill for my host and in less than two weeks they'll be six feet under. Like I said, I'm the top assassin of the viral world with a mortality rate of 100%. According to your scientists, if administered very soon after I infect you, a serum or vaccine can be effective in fighting me off. Apparently an animal can be immunized with attenuated rabies virus; antibodies from these animals are injected into infected people to give temporary immunity to me. This 'treatment', however, is only effective if administered within twenty-four hours of exposure. There has been a rumour of your scientists curing a little girl that was infected by one of our own by using this method of attenuated virus vaccines. We like to think of this as nothing more than an urban legend of sorts; - can you imagine what it would do to our reputation if it were true? No, for now all Lyssa-viruses must simply keep infecting, keep replicating and doing their jobs, and maybe one day in the not too distant future, we'll bribe evolution to allow us to mutate into an even more formidable virus. |
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