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BEST SURVIVOR LINE FROM A CONTESTANT/HOST
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Posts: 390 (12/22/08 10:52 PM) I don't get |
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Mister Plum |
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Posts: 4998 (12/22/08 10:57 PM) |
It's not my fault that she sucks at life. -Courtney
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Posts: 588 (12/22/08 11:07 PM) Registered User |
"I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN !"
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AmightyRo |
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Posts: 661 (12/22/08 11:20 PM) |
Mister Plum wrote: I didn't want to contribute to this thread, but....BUAHAHAHA Courtney <3 |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 7524 (12/22/08 11:21 PM) Registered User |
YemaGrl1988 wrote:Fixed. |
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JDeanUT |
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Posts: 190 (12/22/08 11:46 PM) Registered user |
Ami when voting against Scout: Well Scout you are pretty good at hiding your nasty side, but when your true colors come out you're no part of any rainbow
I've ever seen.
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thatsbollocksandyouknowit |
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Posts: 59 (12/22/08 11:47 PM) |
lets not forget the first (unintentional) comedian:
me and richard got to be pretty good friends. not in a homosexual way, that's for sure. if you dont keep your word ill do something to you he's fat, but he's good i dont even know what mtv means i dunno and also i think that this thread is proving that there will never be a season funnier than PI |
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Big Brazilian Boobs |
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Posts: 16 (12/22/08 11:54 PM) |
She died, dude
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Wild Animal Kingdom |
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Posts: 367 (12/23/08 12:20 AM) Registered user |
Shut Yo mouth - G.C. to Crystal Gabon
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GoHomeAndEatYoRice |
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Posts: 113 (12/23/08 12:23 AM) |
Eat yo Rice- GODDESS CRYSTAL TO PUNY GC! :]
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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Posts: 2558 (12/23/08 12:36 AM) |
"Mah leaf had a hole in it." -- Roger in S2
"The tent smells like ass." -- Nick in S2 So I'm scatalogical. So sue me. "They should just give us the fish, not the stuff to have to catch the fish." -- Bitchell, S2 |
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SPunKeeMonKee |
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Posts: 11662 (12/23/08 12:46 AM) Registered User |
"Jonathan getting frustrated by me!" - Jeff during an immunity challenge
"Who do you think you are, Luke Perry?" Courtney to Jean Robert "Look at our competition, a 60-year-old woman... and Twila!" Chris to Eliza "I'm not crying over no daggone danishes!" & "Shut up and EAT YO RICE" - the Goddess of Gabon <333 |
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Mister Plum |
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Posts: 5004 (12/23/08 12:48 AM) |
Jean Robert is like the Susan Lucci of Survivor - Courtney
If I'm not mistaken, Jeff called Jonathan, Penner. |
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Stranded |
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Posts: 2379 (12/23/08 12:56 AM) Registered User |
Ami's vote out of Scout is probably the best ever. And I think we can all agree that Sandra is a close second to Courtney for best one-liners of all time.
After I finish Micronesia tomorrow, I will start on China, and can dig up some even better lines from her.
And apparently Pearl Islands should be next... |
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GoHomeAndEatYoRice |
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Posts: 115 (12/23/08 1:03 AM) |
20 thousand grains of rice- Crystal
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RealityChopper |
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Posts: 2100 (12/23/08 1:11 AM) Registered User |
"She is a HAAAAAG FROM HAYULLL!!!" - Big Tom (about Sue Hawk) Survivor All Stars
Pretty much anything Big Tom ever said on the show.... "DAMN!" - Chicken |
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dontkilloffcharlie |
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Posts: 660 (12/23/08 1:42 AM) Registered user |
SPunKeeMonKee wrote:BEST. LINE. EVER. |
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FranklinBluth |
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Posts: 3630 (12/23/08 2:02 AM) Registered user |
I giggled at that one for awhile. Just the sheer absurdity of Probst saying that...
But yeah, I hope I'll be proven wrong but I don't think PI will ever be topped in the quotes department. |
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O2JamFreak |
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Posts: 88 (12/23/08 2:14 AM) |
"Wanna see the elephant dung?" -- Gillian
"Well, you wanna see MY dung? It's interesting too!" -- GC or Dan? "You are NOT the Kota god, goodbye!" -- Crystal "Jon lies but he tells the truth too." -- Darrah "The only vote I'm gonna give you are anti-depressant pills so that you'll sound genuine when you are crying over your dead father." --Cuntrine "Don't you go waving your finger on my face...." -- Kimmi "I will ALWAYS wave my finger on your face! Do you want me say it to your face? YES!! I'll be happy to I'm saying it straight to your face RIGHT NOW!! I'm tired of you and your fucking chickens, TIRED OF IT!!" -- Alicia "There's nothing fair in this game. It's all about winning." -- Jerri |
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qazxcdewq |
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Posts: 13 (12/23/08 2:36 AM) |
I love my wife 150 to 200 percent!
-Ted, Thailand |
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
