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The Purple Parrot |
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The Princess and the Frog is gonna be a cartoon animation, CG!
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Lurlene McDaniels |
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And now...the final three villains!!!
Third place....
Hades (Hercules) In traditional Greek mythology (from what I've read anyway), Hades, the God of the Underworld, was a fairly somber character. According to most of the Greek mythology books I've read, he was a dark and depressing figure of very few words. That said, in the context of the Greek Gods, he wasn't evil either. He simply had his job (which all things concidered was pretty damn important) and he did it without a fuss. Thankfully, when Disney made its version of Hercules, it gave Hades (as well as pretty much every other character in Greek myths) a complete personality makeover. Hades is by far the most entertaining Disney villain of all time and the movie wouldn't be the same without him and his quirky sense of humor. He is a fast-talking, snarky character with an extremely explosive temper. He also seems to be Jewish (well, he says a lot of Yiddish phrases like "Oy" and "yutz" and "shlep" anyway, but then again, so does Phil. I've always thought this was a fun touch to both of their characters.) Unlike the Hades of traditional Greek myth, the Disney version is not at all satisfied with his lot in life ("He thought the dead were dull and uncouth" according to the Muses), and he has a plan to take over Mount Olympus, Greece and the entire cosmos! The only person that stands in his way according to the prophecy is Zeus' son Hercules. To try to stop this from happening, Hades has his sidekicks Pain and Panic (who are also awesome, by the way) capture the baby and try to kill him. Unfortunately for Hades, Pain and Panic are wildly incompitant and not only does Herc survive, he also keeps his Godlike strength. Anyway, even though Hades is hilarious, he is also a slimy, evil villain. He loves making deals and using other people to his advantage. The way he uses Meg after she gave her soul to him to save her boyfriend is particularly interesting. Anyway...great character and if anyone is counting, he's the second one from Hercules to make the final three! Runner up......
Judge Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notredame) So, I guess this is a fairly unpopular oppinion. Frollo isn't a hugely popular villain, but then again, The Hunchback of Notredame was never one of the most popular Disney movies either(I'm assuming due to its incredibly dark tone and maybe also for the negative commentary on religion - or religious fanatics, anyway). But, whether you like him or not, you have to admit Judge Claude Frollo is a unique villain and an extremely psychologically complex one. Gosh...where to begin? Frollo is just one of the many examples of people who use religion to commit evil acts and, IMO, this makes him possibly the scariest villain of them all. He believes himself to be rightous and good while the rest of the world is filled with wicked, awful people. He especially hates gysies and commoners and stays away from them at all costs. Frollo has placed his beliefs about the "wickedness" of people onto Quasimodo the way an abusive parent might. He tells Quasi that out there, people will be afraid of him, hate him for his ugliness, and take advantage of him. He, Frollo, is Quasimodo's only friend. While he may have sort of a valid point and that, yes, some people may be afraid of Quasimodo at first, its unlikely that ALL people will hate and take advantage of him. After meeting Esmerellda, Frollo faces a moral crisis and has one of the best song numbers in the movie, "Hellfire." She is a gypsie, one of the people he finds most dispicable, yet he finds himself lusting after her (one of the seven deadly sins, you know!) To rid himself of these feelings, he goes on a tirade to destroy her no matter what the cost (which leads to hundreds of houses being detroyed and all of Paris burning down). And the winner is...
Ursula (The Little Mermaid) I've heard a lot of people talk about the anti-femisist messages The Little Mermaid gives to young girls with Ariel giving up her voice and everything else in her life just to be with the man she loves (who, in all actuality, she just fucking met). While I see their point, there is something they aren't taking into account. The Little Mermaid features an extremely powerful, competant, in-charge and badass woman and her name is Ursula. Even if she is the villain, I could almost see Ursula making up for all the anti-feminism Ariel's decision brings up. I don't think Disney has any other female villain who is nearly as powerful as Ursula (although, Maleficent comes close) and they certainly haven't come up with a stronger one sense. (In fact, I'm pretty sure Yzma was the ony female villain who showed up sense!) Anyway, Ursula is a sea witch/ octupus (who incidently, seems to be the only mer-person who actually eats sea creatures and isn't freakishly skinny) who used to live in King Triton's palace before she was kicked out. Since then, she spends her time plotting to overthrow Triton and become rular of the entire ocean. In her down time, she has set up a business of sorts making dreams come true for "poor unfortunate souls." Ursula cons many an unsuspecting merperson to make a trade with her and if they can't pay the price, she turns them into a helpless little sea worm. She sees her chance at power when she hears about Ariel and Erik and comes up with the perfect plan - a plan that came pretty damn close to working too. She's very persuasive and convinces Ariel to give up her voice. Anyway, Ursula is probably also one of the scariest looking villains (I've always found octupi kind of creepy in general) and she has my favorite villain song ever: "Poor Unfortunate Souls" |
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Frollo is just creepy in the movie, but I remember feeling quite sad for him the book |
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The Purple Parrot |
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URSULAOWNAGE!
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jensamember36 |
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Ursula<333 she was so hot and glamorous
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kishuu |
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URSULAOWNAGE.
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Lurlene McDaniels |
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Love Interests:
Prince Charming (Snow White) Prince Charming (Cinderella) Faline (Bambi) Prince Philip (Sleeping Beauty) Wendy (Peter Pan) Tom O'Malley (The Aristocats) Perdita (101 Dalmations) Tramp (Lady and the Tramp) Erik (The Little Mermaid) The Beast (Beauty and the Beast) Jasmine (Aladdin) Nala (The Lion King) John Smith (Pocahontas) Esmerelda (The Hunchback of Notredame) Meg (Hercules) Shang (Mulan) Jane (Tarzan) Kida (Atlantis: The Lost Empire) Here's the list of love interests. Any predictions? I'll post the first three later today hopefully. After that, I'll rank the Pixar Protagonists!!! |
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Dan Down Under |
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Megownage. Seriously no competition whatsoever. Jasmine and the Beast may give her a run for her money, but Meg should at worst come 3rd.
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Lurlene McDaniels |
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18. Prince Charming (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves) Who? No seriously, who? Snow White's nameless love interest has even less personality than Snow White herself. Unlike Snow White, however, how had arguable way too much screen time for such a bland character (they should have given less to her and more to the Evil Queen, IMO...), Prince Charming has a total of two scenes in the entire movie: a very short one at the beginning with Snow White by the well and one at the end where he gets to be the hero (not like he had to do much though. The Seven Dwarves and the animals had already chased the Evil Hag/Queen over a cliff and killed her. All "Charming" did was wake Snow White up by kissing her. He has maybe two lines AT MOST in the entire thing and I don't remember what they even are. On top of that, the guy even looks super boring and his clothes are stupid. To me, the word "Charming" implies that one has a charismatic, entertaining and all around good personality, not no personality at all. Prince Charming saving the day after being completely absent from the movie is kind of like if someone on Survivor had a UTR/INV edit for the entire season and then suddenly won. Ridiculous.
17. Wendy (Peter Pan) Surprise, surprise. Another character from Peter Pan makes the bottom three. In case you couldn't tell, Peter Pan is my least favorite Disney movie ever. Anyway, Wendy is a twelve of thirteen year old girl who is absolutely devestated when her parents tell her she has to move out of the nursery with her baby brothers and into her own room. She finds this terrible news because she won't be able to tell her brothers stories about Peter Pan anymore (or, apparently, play with building blocks, teddy bears, etc...) I don't know a lot about child development, but I have to say, this isn't normal. If I were her parents, I'd send her to a therapist, stat. During her time in Neverland, Wendy is even more annoying as she becomes ultra-possessive of Peter Pan and pouts when he even looks at Princess Tiger Lily. She also spends a great deal of time bossing around the Lost Boys and pretending to be their "mother" even though they act more mature than she does (and these are the kids who dress up as skunks, racoons and bears on a regular basis). Wendy is probably the most annoying love-interest ever, but at least she's not boring. Still, STFU, Wendy!
16. Prince Charming (Cinderella) I couldn't very well rank Cinderella's Prince Charming much higher than Snow White's, as they seem to be pretty much exactly the same person. The have the same non-existant name, the same non-existant personality and even the same stupid haircut! In fact, I'm not convinced they aren't the same person. Prince Charming of Cinderella has more screentime than Prince Charming of Snow White, however, and he actually is important to the plot. That said, he's still anoyingly boring and generic and I think he and Cinderella deserve each other. He's lucky that Wendy exists, otherwise he would have gotten second to last spot for sure. |
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Wendy
She was the BEST PART of Peter Pan. She was the sane one amongst a bunch of crazies, so of course she would be bossy! |
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Lurlene McDaniels |
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She was crazy though! She was thirteen and still wanted to live in the nursery with a couple of babies. Maybe that isn't crazy per se, but it sure is weird!
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Destinys Champion |
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This was my favo version of Cinderella.
Prince Charming was azn. Whitney Houston as fairy godmother = WIN! |
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SurvivorFanGP |
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Seriously <333 I caught that version on the Disney channel one time, it's love.
Makin' Whoopi! =O |
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Lurlene McDaniels |
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That version was much better. Cinderella actually had a personality!
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louie77 |
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The low ranking of everything Peter Pan gives me very little hope for Shmeeownage
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Jasmine/Nala F2 please!!
And I'm so glad that bitch Ursula won best villain! |
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Lurlene McDaniels |
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15. Kida (Atlantis: The Lost Empire) I don't like anyone or anything in Atlantis too much. It was an extremely boring and forgetable movie all in all. So while Kida (real name: Kidagasmashin or something like that) is definitely better and less annoying than Milo, she still kind of sucks. Kida is the Princess of Atlantis and is over 100 years old (which may be why she has white hair). She speaks pretty much every language there is, but that doesn't really make her special, as all the Atlantians have that ability. She spends most of the movie transformed into a crystal thing (I seriously can't remember the details, but it was laughably stupid) that Milo and his crew have to protect. There's really not much else to say about her, except: how is a relationship between her and Milo going to work out when she is like three times his age? It's kind of creepy when you think about it. 14. Faline (Bambi) Not too much to say about Bambi's girlfriend, other than she looks pretty much exactly like Bambi in the scenes when they are young. In fact, I'm not even sure this is a picture of her and not Bambi (the eyelashes aren't a giveaway as Bambi has them too). Anyway, Faline is the daughter of one of Bambi's mother's friends and the first time she meets him, she chases him around trying to kiss him which Bambi thinks is gross because she has cooties. She disapears for awhile after that, but returns as an adult in the later half of the movie. She doesn't do much of anything herself, but Bambi fights another buck for her honor and also saves her from the hunting dogs. And we all know what a manly character Bambi is.
13. Prince Philip (Sleeping Beauty) Just as Aurora is the best of the three original Disney Princesses, Philip is the best of the three original Princes. First of all, he has an actual name that isn't "Charming," which puts him far ahead of Snow White and Cinderella's boues as far as I'm concerned. Secondly, he actually has screentime. And thirdly, he actually does something completely badass at the end of the movie. All Prince Charming in Snow White did was kiss her to wake her up while Prince Charming of Cinderella didn't do anything but try to find the girl with the missing glass slipper. Prince Philip on the other hand, takes on Maleficent as a dragon single handedly and wins. He also actually has some chemistry with Aurora/Briar Rose, which is more than I can say for either of the Prince Charmings and their respective girlfriends. |
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Lurlene McDaniels wrote:Not quite. He had the Three Good Fairies helping him the entire time. In fact, it was Flora's magic that saved him from being charred by Maleficent. Also, the sword in Maleficent's heart=Flora's idea. Three Good Fairiesownage!
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Is it just me or are lot of the supporting characters in Disney movies really short?
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