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While we find people on reality shows with a personality like yours entertaining, don't think for a minute that we actually like you.

Yes, we realize you made friends for life because you are such a swell guy, you've got new friends in Marcus and your first gay friend Charlie. Let us not forget the self proclaimed bitch Corinne.

Speaking of Corinne, who in their right mind would 1) admit to being a bitch, and 2) advertise it on national TV, especially after they quit their job to be on the show. I would assume she will be looking for a new job upon returning to the real world. (Wonder why her place of employment wouldn't give her that leave to be on the show? Could it be she's a bitch and they saw an easy way to get rid of her?)

Back to your new BFFs. Trying to use them as examples to prove you have a winning personality just isn't acceptable. Now if they were all endearing you might have made a convincing argument. See the thread here titled FUCK YOU Marcus for the disdain people hold for your new found soul mates.

I'm sure you've been in a traffic jam, stop and go traffic only to find out it's so slow only because people are slowing down to look at the wreck. Your like the car wreck, but the car wreck hasn't happened yet, but everyone knows it's coming and stop to watch. No other reason other than to see conflict between people, and your sure to create conflict.

Please don't delude yourself into thinking we watch to see superior game play. This season is a prefect example, the rating are improving each week, and the game play sucks. Sure it is fun to watch a bunch of dysfunctional idiots starve and fight amongst themselves in the jungles of Gabon. Not to mention the most loathed man on this season play a fake HII just so everyone can laugh.

I know, you don't really care what kind of opinion people have of you. You're the big tough guy that chose to be antisocial for the last ten years, you know how to be social, and you just chose not to be. Kenny knows how to fuck a girl but he has chosen not to do it. Let get this straight, you actually never new how to be social, you have zero skills at being social, 10 years ago you just stopped trying and gave up, it was a skill you were never going to acquire.

Also, puhleease, from here on out, please quit telling us Corinne was the smartest person out there. You're still not gonna hit that.

Another thing, quit telling us what a bitch Sugar is, and that you want America to see the real Sugar. OK, you say she's a bitch, Charlie says she's a bitch. Corinne says she's a bitch, oops, no Corinne says Corinne is the bitch. Maybe you all are confused. Maybe, just maybe being a bitch depends on which side of the alliance you're on. I bet that is it. Not to mention your new drinking bud ACE, ok, he didn't a woman in the bar, he slapped a man. On the douche bag scale 1 being barely a douche and 10 be the biggest douche of all that moved him from a 10 to 9, apparently he is the douche we all thought he was on the show. I for one never thought he would hit a woman.

Anyway, I just wanted to write to tell you how much I enjoyed you being Survivor. It made my week when Sugar got your last cookie then goaded you into playing a fake hidden immunity idol. Seriously, if there is an full on ASS2 season, I hope your on it.

PS: I did have a question, you were asked in one interview how you managed to see during the game when you gave up your glasses so you could make fishing hooks out of them. Your answer was something about having 20/20 vision, you had made fishing hooks out of glasses before you went on the show I believe. You said you didn't need glasses. The question is do you think you look better in glasses than without?

I only ask because you were wearing seeing glasses (not sun glasses) in Pondarosa videos.