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Will Dandrew keep fucking up? Let's find out!

Team Number 1: He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named/She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named (HWSNBN/SWSNBN from now on)

Route Info: Fly to Moscow, Russia. Travel by taxi to Monastery and light a candle.
It's also HWSNBN's birthday. They book on Air Astana at 6:05 AM
2nd Toni/Dallas, Dallas haggles taxi princes and confessional about wanting to be first this leg (foreshadowing?).
3rd Ken/Tina Confessional about giving it their all. They get on the same flight as Toni/Dallas and HWSNBN/SWSNBN (Dandrew also get on the same flight)

Romantic music plays as Dallas/SWSNBN flirt. Dallas then mockingly jokes about HWSNBN/SWSNBN getting 1st all the time.

Dandrew currently wearing slippers they stole from the hotel cuz they are retarded. They argue about money with the driver. They then decide to buy shoes and spend 300 on shoes (they only had 400. Good luck dumbasses)

RUSSIA:
They all haul ass outside to get Taxis. Dandrew actually gets to one first but soon realize how much money they have left. However their driver is lost and lose all their lead.

Toni/Dallas get an English driver. HWSNBN/SWSNBN get one who can not speak English. Kentinas driver is also lost.

T/D HWSNBN/SWSNBN arrive at the church and the women must wear scarfs.

Route Info: Travel by Taxi to Kolosok Camp and find your next clue.

Toni/Dallas notice the cash crunch as HWSNBN/SWSNBN bitch about where the location is with their driver.

DETOUR:
BOOTS or BORCHST
They must dress up in uniforms and either:
Learn a parade march one full lap. (boots)
Serve 75 bowls of soup (Borscht)

(1st)Toni/Dallas do BOOTS (notice they're first when all the other uniforms are still there)

HWSNBN/SWSNBN can not understand their driver and is completely behind (YAY!!!!!!!)

Dandrew/Kentina both show up in the editing of the episode. Both do BOOTS

HWSNBN/SWSNBN finally seem to find their way but are unsure of their placement.
SWSNBN: "DAMMIT!!

Commercials!

Dandrew still doing the task for the 1000th time while people at them in teh background.
"I'm a white kid with no rhyme" They BALDSNARK AGAIN!

Toni/Dallas arrive first

ROADBLOCK:
Must deliver 50 50 lb bags of flour. lol Dallas obviously does this.

Dallas throws the flour on the floor resulting in:
Bitchy Flour Lady: "NEATLY! THAT WON'T DO! FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS!!"

Toni wants Dallas to go slow while Dallas wants to go fast and finish.

Kentina arrive and obviously Ken does the task.

Tina: "How many has he done?"
Toni: "I'M NOT TELLING YOU!"

Toni confessionals that Dallas is competitive (not like HWSNBN/SWSNBN!) and can get lost in the middle trying to reach the end.

Meanwhile HWSNBN/SWSNBN bitch about their taxi driver while Dandrew serve soup. THEY FINALLY FINISH and assume the roadblock is an eatting challenge.

Dallas: "No one's going to beat me!
Bitchy Flour Lady: "So you have finished, congraduations"

ROUTE INFO: GO TO THE PITSTOP!

Kentina finish and leave while HWSNBN/SWSNBN show up and fire their taxi.

HWSNBN does the task and struggles.
BFL: " He's not fit!!"

They finish only to have trouble finding a taxi (yay!!)

Dandrew arrive while SWSNBN throws herself in front of cars to try to stop them. Dan does the task.
HWSNBN notes that SWSNBN "acts without thinking" (plz foreshadowing?)

HWSNBN/SWSNBN struggle to find a taxi.

Dan notes hes great at being a caveman.

HWSNBN/SWSNBN still struggle to find a taxi.

Dandrew finish as HWSNBN/SWSNBN's edit shows them finding a taxi but still have a shitty driver.