Vicc, when *name* calls back you should send her a link to this thread. I'm sure it'll impress.
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Posts: 5977 (11/20/08 8:42 AM) MESS member |
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worstdog |
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Posts: 3533 (11/20/08 9:02 AM) Registered user |
*Name*'s probably posting on ANOTHER message board asking what to do - should she call back as soon as she hits town, or wait a couple of days.
And...why doesn't *name* have a cell phone?!? She has no access to a phone until she returns?!? Maybe you should re-consider this neanderthal woman. |
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ashley madison |
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Posts: 5398 (11/20/08 9:03 AM) |
some of us don't want to be found everywhere we go, worsty
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FionaFlanagan |
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Posts: 552 (11/20/08 9:19 AM) Registered user |
Since the sister knows of you, *name* may have some freakish stalker like obsession with you. She could have a wall full of the camera phone pics she took last
year when you were busy thinking, she's hot, what chemistry.
Don't make it a formal date but a more casual meet up for coffee. Not at Timmy's but somewhere nice. See if she's still who you thought she was. If she's packed on 50 lbs. If the chemistry is still there. You may have seen the work side of her not the gf side. Maybe the "sister" was really her. I've been my all sorts of relatives when I don't know who's calling. |
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 26778 (11/20/08 9:27 AM) Registered user |
Tell her you think you're gay but you need to pork a chick to be sure.
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 Miles Edgeworth |
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Posts: 909 (11/20/08 9:46 AM) |
Ha I got it!
To get to the next stage. Find out if she has a pet. Kidnap said pet (if she has one). Kill it. Than mail it back to her and say something sweet like unlike Fido, my love for you will never die. |
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 22189 (11/20/08 9:50 AM) Registered user |
Women are more self-centered than men when it comes to neediness so ensure you make her understand that she knows you know she is the center of your world and
her world; otherwise, you are in it for a very very long haul.
Or what BJ said. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 6809 (11/20/08 9:51 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Always the voice of reason you are buggles.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 8660 (11/20/08 9:55 AM) Registered User |
What's nice about OT is that I can skip six pages and still not have missed a single thing.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 6810 (11/20/08 9:56 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Actually you did miss the big reveal Scruffy.
He called and ended up hooking up with her sister instead. or something. |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 8662 (11/20/08 10:03 AM) Registered User |
or somethingYeah, I kind of got that. I went back a couple pages and scrolled, but didn't commit to reading everything from where I left off. It will likely be weeks before he gets any pussy out of either one of them. When it gets wet and sticky, my interest will pique again. |
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 15005 (11/20/08 7:27 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
*crickets*
No call yet. Nothing sticky yet. BJ, that's why I might start holding back some info. What if she or her sister is a Suckster? The sister probably would have posted by now if she were. |
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Ziji |
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Posts: 10450 (11/20/08 7:28 PM) Registered user |
Did the sister say how long she'd be out of town?
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 15006 (11/20/08 7:29 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
Monday
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Ziji |
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Posts: 10451 (11/20/08 7:30 PM) Registered user |
Well, there you go. She probably will get back to you Monday or Tuesday.
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FionaFlanagan |
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Posts: 554 (11/24/08 1:34 PM) Registered user |
Could you sleep last night knowing it was to be Monday in the morning? I can't wait to hear the update.
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superguppie |
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Posts: 24934 (11/24/08 1:48 PM) Registered user |
Really, you need to just show up on her family's doorstep on Thanksgiving with an opened bag of chips, a six-pack of PBR (well, with one can missing that
you drank on the way over) and some convenience store flowers for her Mom. Dress nicely in your best t-shirt and cleanest socks and crocs get-up.
Wait...no. That's what you do when you go to GlamSlam's hovel. |
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GlamsSlam |
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Posts: 3243 (11/24/08 2:19 PM) Registered User |
There are about six things wrong with that... you only need the 5 PBR's the rest is just in the way of getting down to business.
Once again SG WRONG!!!! Another Glam victory!!! |
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 15035 (11/24/08 2:26 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
I thought PBR was the way to get Nilla. Can we get APG in here with a ruling?
Slept fine. No anxiety last night or today, until I read this thread. Thanks, Fiona. |
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ashley madison |
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Posts: 5408 (11/24/08 2:45 PM) |
200 castrations
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