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oh, and Phyllis is going to have a meltdown too! I can't wait!


OH... and I reallllllllllllllllllllly want Eden and Noah to have sex and 'Nick/Sharon' catch them naked..that would be my Xmas prezzie! A ha... I said it, you know it, I wished it...I want it... it's happening.... etc... bye!

Now, c'mon scoop! I need some down time. I had to deal with my 'Newman' family the past 2 days. It's not pretty. I'm so Nick Newman in my family. I'm out of the will, yet again. Seriously...we are flawed.

Okay, onto Eden. Well, I do know the actress replacing ol-Eden. I actually liked her. I don't know if she'll be able to play 'edgy' but, time will tell. I still don't get the write-up on the present actress. I disagree with her ability to pull off the character. I totally bought her of late, especially the scenes with Noah and her coming around to Michael. I suspect there is more to this story. But, whatever..it's too late.... I'm not a happy Willy Camper but, I have to SUCK IT UP.

Speaking of PARIS/Eden... I absolutely spit up in my mouth watching Ashley perform this past few days. That woman can not act (sorry omzig!) but, I really hated watching her performance with Victor (the actor) The writing was awful and how did Victor go from 'suicidal' to making out with Ashley 'over and over' again. These two have 'zip' chemistry. As much as I rag on Nikki, I do see them together..it just works better.
So, suddenly, Bobblehead and the Moustache are skipping through Paris and in admiration of the coloured leaves and chocolate croissants. *GAG REFLEX*.... He walked away from her about 4x's, then collapsed in her arms, then they both cried, then they had a yummy snack at a Paris Cafe', then they are sucking face and finally they're , well, doing the sheet shimmy (over and over like a Celine Dion song)
Then we had Sharon and Nick. OH, for the love of high-school musical '3'. You just had to go there Y&R.
Yes, they had to go there. They had to have them 'cell phone' one another with-in a block of each other and then just SPEND THE WHOLE DAY TOGETHER.... Sharon all 'misty' over Paris, the art, the buildings, the Nick Lips etc... She thought of moments MISSED WITH FAMILY.. How they 'should' have gone as family to Paris together and experienced the whole thing (with Casey) *t!ears* So, on the bridge..while Phyllis was just marching along admiring Paris herself (time off from the shoot), Nick/Sharon have a big, mushy lip-lock. Phyllis sees them...runs for the hotel in shock. Poor Phyllis...she's so sad She's going to become 'MONSTER RED' once again ! YEAH TO THAT!
Tomorrow she *@+$+ up her home with gnarled fists. So, she's one pissed off wife! An angry Phyllis is a 'happy viewer!'
Which brings us to 'Jack'. He knew Sharon was with Nick (via cell phone) as Nick was now involved in the 'Eden/Noah' escapades. GhostDaddy (John) appears to Jack and tells him, "well, look at the crap you pulled and are still pulling behind your wife's back!" (words of wisdom by Daddy John..the Friendly Ghost!)
But, Jack, who spins everything, makes it sound like Sharon is the nasty bitch and he's just so 'put out' by the whole thing.... yup, blame Sharon. Bring back 'Diane' and the evil spawn child to work Jack over.

Well, my heart is a bit broken talking about the chemistry with Noah/Eden after the fast exit..but, here it goes.
They skipped off from their guided school tour of Paris to go see Jim Morrison's plot at the cemetary(how cool an idea was that?). It was a touching scene with Eden talking about her Pa in Prison and Noah sharing his feelings about missing his sister and 'yet' not feeling out of place at the cemetary as he visits her often. Both were very touching as they shared their stories. YOUNG LOVE..what's not to like? (well, I guess getting fired kind of wrecks the whole thing )
Still, they have been to an old Charing Crossroads Bookstore to frolic in great literature where we see a very different side of Eden..we see 'East of Eden' as she talks about poets and great writers with such passion. Noah pretends to know what it is she is going on about but, she gives him a knowing look and accepts that he has a very low I.Q. , yet, he's quite charming at the same time (NICK LIPS!)... and yes, they kiss.
At the cemetary they are interupted by 'FRENCH GANG MEMBERS' who tease/taunt and steal Eden's 'treasured' necklace. BUT...DA DA DA!!! Noah goes to her rescue as all Nick-lipped Newman's do! He tells her to run (cops coming) and the bad French boyz n' the hood run too ...leaving our fair-skinned hero to take the fall.
Then, it's Sharon/Nick coming to pick up their 'good boy' only to find out he's in jail. They also discover he was with a 'girl' on the loose, in Paris! '2' not-so-happy face-sucking parents. Noah is sprung free and Eden runs in to find him with his parents.
They ask her to call her parents but, she says, "MY MOTHER IS DEAD AND MY FATHER IS IN JAIL FOR MURDER" Not the best way 'to meet the parents!'
But, after telling Nick/S. that Baldwin is her 1/2 Brother they disrupt Lauren's/Mikey's lovefest (again). Mikey rips into Eden who just begins to quietly cry on the phone.. (maybe they had just fired her?) anywho... Lauren gives Mikey the stink-eye and he becomes a more gentle monster. So, they're all coming home together.

Then we have Amber...sad Ambie.. sobbing under her quilt with Daniel trying to boost her up! She has an idea..."YES, I will get a publisher and publish what Mrs.C. wanted about her tragic life!!" Daniel supports this...she calls a publisher with Daniel doing his 'say you have another offer' talk on the side. I love the dirty bits. So, they go to the funeral. Amber shares her desires with Jill who 'freaks out' and tells Amber she'll have nothing to do with this trash non-fiction novel and stop it at any cost. She then tells them to bugger off!

Meanwhile: Jack has passed on flowers to Jill. He talks to Sharon who has arrived home but is 'far too tired' to talk to Jack. Jack decides to 'de-rail' Phyllis by cornering her in her own home. Phyllis denies 'any' issues re: Nick/Sharon..but, when Jack leaves she has her MELTDOWN and throws a Red Tantrum. We get a final scene of Nick knocking at the door (Jack has the key) and Phyllis answering in a sheik sleazy nightie with a full handle lip-Nick-lock. It's only temporary Phyllis...so, get your guns out!

So, they sucked as usual. THEY JUST SUCK SO MUCH I had f-forward the whole mess. On a lovely note: Karen has nice hair.