The Faces
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I know you're name is Rita,
And you don't like, cheese Velveeta,
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Now that Powers has recycled his Attention Whore thread to see what the recent newbies look like, it's time to recycle the Misheard Lyrics thread to find
out which ones they find funniest.
The Faces ... I know you're name is Rita, And you don't like, cheese Velveeta, ... |
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merkyl |
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You should recycle that thread where you ran like a little girl from those two queer producers in LA.
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I know how YOU are attracted to those, me, not so much.
Good luck with your new career. |
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BlackBerry Pie |
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"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" What's with the new avi? I don't like it.
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merkyl |
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It is an upgrade from that whore Pamela.
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Sloansalad |
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Every time I hear "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood," I mishear it and believe Mr. Rogers is telling me to kill for Satan.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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My favorite will ALWAYS be Love Bites by Def Leppard
The price! of beans! is bringing me to my knees! |
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BlackBerry Pie |
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The blue doesn't suit him. He's more the red type of guy, you know, ANGRY.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Well he is that.
He tarnishes Quebec's shiny reputation with every angry outburst. |
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FineWine2 |
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Blinded by the Light
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pussycow |
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Big Ol' Jed had a light on
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StatelyWayneManor |
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BlackBerryPie wins...visit KissThisGuy.com. "I got my first real sex dream..." -Summer of'69
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yukugajoob |
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"Well I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancing chin to chin" is really "Well I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym." |
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StatelyWayneManor |
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"Secret Agent Man" sounds like "Secret Asian Man."
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RazorrzzEdge |
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"It's an eminence front" - "It's livin in the funk"
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StatelyWayneManor |
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amiright.com has some great ones. Nirvana' "Smells Like Teen Spirit" goes on and on... my fave is Stairway to Heaven with "and there's a
wino down the road."
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tarzan groupie |
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An oldie: Lucille, by Kenny Rogers
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille Four hungry children and a crop in the field became You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille Four hundred children and a crop in the field It's subtle, I know. But, boy, I muddled over that for a few years as a youngster. |
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StatelyWayneManor |
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I always thought it was "loose wheel". I was a dumb kid.
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annie normas butt |
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For years I thought that song was about a keg party that got busted up Four hundred children and a cops in the field |
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tarzan groupie |
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OMG. Who knew a bland ass song like "Lucille" could cause so much confusion! |
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airshowpilot |
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Lying eyes by the Eagles sounded like Hawaiian eyes to me as a kid
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