I could eat that for three days straight.
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What's the biggest bullshit someone has spoon-fed you?
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Posts: 58495 (10/05/08 9:35 AM) Registered loser |
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blockhose |
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Posts: 2463 (10/05/08 9:39 AM) Treadmill martyr |
I see one with nuts, but the one with corn is suspiciously absent...
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 tari |
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Posts: 620 (10/05/08 9:52 AM) |
I spent a number of years with a pathological liar, I dunno if I could pick just one. Half of what he said was a lie and the other half wasn't all that
truthful either.
~tari! |
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LKMOSCAR |
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Posts: 4718 (10/05/08 9:56 AM) Registered user |
Logan, life isn't about making money.
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StarrEise |
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Posts: 6862 (10/05/08 1:01 PM) |
It's a toss up:
A. From a Korean adoptee: My mother got pregnant by a married man, brought shame upon her family, she left me with her parents while she went to the city to find a job, and my grandparents sold me to an adoption agency. I wrote a screenplay about it and they're making it into a movie. B. I've just been so busy at work...that's why I haven't called you for three weeks. I think we should just move in together and then get married. |
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AllMenAreIslands |
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Posts: 24611 (10/05/08 1:35 PM) Registered user |
bluesboi wrote:For once I'm glad there are no illustrations. |
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 6710 (10/05/08 3:30 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Snuffy Smiff wrote: X |
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SS Magic Bones |
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Posts: 1525 (10/05/08 3:38 PM) |
"I will stay with you 'til death due us part." The bitch ain't dead.
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blockhose |
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Posts: 2465 (10/05/08 4:39 PM) Treadmill martyr |
tari wrote: So no more RW relationships with Sucktards, then? Good for you. |
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Mister Yuck |
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Posts: 3665 (10/05/08 5:24 PM) Registered User |
maybe that was the RL relationship with a sucktard
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tari |
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Posts: 621 (10/05/08 6:34 PM) |
He only posted here a couple dozen times before he got banned and that was a long time ago.
For the most part the folks I've met here are more trustworthy. ~tari! |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 17725 (10/05/08 6:37 PM) Fatty McBadmom |
"I was stuck in the ditch in this horrible snow storm for the last three hours"
"I was out helping my friend fix his roof before it rains" "I hurt myself splitting wood...I really am hurt" Until the ER bills came for each above lie...where he got painpills at each visit. |
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thriving sobi |
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Posts: 530 (10/05/08 6:40 PM) |
this old guy tried to feed me that Palin was the most experienced VP candidate, but I wouldn't open my mouth for that spoon of shit.
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harshaw66 |
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Posts: 1907 (10/05/08 11:09 PM) Registered user |
"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do."
Finding out that was a crock of shit was probably the most disillusioning moment of my life. |
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 6713 (10/05/08 11:44 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
The Blob |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 6184 (10/06/08 8:13 AM) Registered User |
You can't knock up a virgin (I didn't do that, thankfully)
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 16370 (10/06/08 8:37 AM) Registered user |
That you couldn't tell Delissio from delivery.
Turns out I could SO tell. 
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debdesign1 |
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Posts: 288 (10/06/08 8:41 AM) Registered user |
"I will stay with you 'til death due us part." The bitch ain't dead.Yup my ass, I mean x ain't dead either. Hence one of my all-time favo song: I want you to know, that I am happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater? Does she speak eloquently And would she have your baby? I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother... ...And I'm here, to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair, to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know |
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maxxfisher |
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Posts: 2715 (10/07/08 2:34 PM) Registered User |
Snuffy Smiff wrote: My dad tried to tell me he was a cop before I was born |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 21783 (10/07/08 2:39 PM) MESS member |
my BIL told his future wife he was an orphan and he lived in a cave for a while
truth = parents still alive and it was one of his friends that did the back to nature cave thing |
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