Even Calista Flockhart, Nicole Richie and Mary Kate-Olsen are appalled at Keeeee eee eeeesha's eating habits. What the fuck is wrong with her? She turns
down 2 months' worth of cooking from Henny Renny but then jumps at the chance to eat a Booger and Shit meal from a senile 75-year-old (heh heh heh) who
doesn't wash his hands after he takes a crusty shit and picks his nose and wipes it on the furniture? Say what you will about crazy Italian women. They
know how to cook. And they wash their nasty hands after they come out of the bathroom.
Keeeee eee eeeesha, you fail at life. May you reach your lifelong goal of looking like Tracey Gold circa 1991.













