Where is she?
Has anybody really seen her lately?
In person?
Something fishy's going on.
Where's Oprah?
Has anybody really seen her lately?
In person?
Something fishy's going on.
Where's Oprah?
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Is Oprah "missing"?
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Is Oprah "missing"? |
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Posts: 1440 (09/03/08 4:43 AM) Registered User |
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UrbanCenter |
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Posts: 10086 (09/03/08 5:35 AM) Registered User |
Is this some joke? Isn't she ubiquitous?
If you're not getting your Oprah fill, then buy an O magazine. |
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Posts: 17231 (09/03/08 6:22 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
She was at the DNC, tucked away in a skybox the night of Obama's speech. She and her "BFF"
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meatball77 |
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Posts: 8679 (09/03/08 6:26 AM) Registered user |
She's in hiding because she's pregnant with Obama's love child (although I hear he delegated the responsibility for that out)
and because she cried her eyelashes off |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 5829 (09/03/08 7:17 AM) Registered User |
How would you know that Oprah's preg?
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pinkdolphin |
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Posts: 7209 (09/03/08 8:57 AM) Registered User |
She can't get pregnant. She is a robot.
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 Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5325 (09/03/08 9:17 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Tyra ate her.
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superguppie |
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Posts: 23977 (09/03/08 9:30 AM) Registered user |
Sarah Palin shot her with an arrow and then hung her pelt on her wall.
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Extremely Stoic |
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Posts: 955 (09/03/08 9:37 AM) Registered User |
superguppie wrote: very very funny! |
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TC |
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Posts: 612 (09/03/08 1:07 PM) I Need A Clue
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HA!
They found Tequila Dead this Morning and Is Oprah Missing were right next to each other there for a minute. Did any knackers get the call to come get oprah? Am I allowed to make fun of fat old-maid morons? |
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 12871 (09/03/08 1:10 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
Someone spotted her and Gayle eating at the Y.
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ESugar |
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Posts: 2072 (09/03/08 4:26 PM) Registered User |
I had such high hopes for this thread. I got all excited over nothing. Dammit all anyway.
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vivalasux |
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Posts: 924 (09/03/08 4:32 PM) |
Oprah? Never heard of her.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 57627 (09/03/08 4:35 PM) Registered loser |
Opray for more?
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