I liked the last time we played a game in this thread, so let's play another game: reasons Jerry deserves to win the game. I'll start.
He didn't call Keesha a cunt to her face.
He didn't call Keesha a cunt to her face.
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Jerryatric's X-Factor HATE! Jerrybration Death Watch Station!
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Jab Jawz |
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Posts: 283 (09/02/08 8:44 PM) |
One mean spider wrote:I think pervy Pepaw would have like that, with thoughts of "Umm Memphis, is that you?" |
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16596 (09/02/08 8:51 PM) Registered User |
ZachtheOgre wrote:He's good at getting the other hamsters to explore other rooms of the house...rooms he's not in. |
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ZachtheOgre |
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Posts: 2659 (09/02/08 8:54 PM) |
He's put up with himself for 75 years.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16597 (09/02/08 8:56 PM) Registered User |
ZachtheOgre wrote: He won't have an affair with a younger woman cause he can't afford it. |
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xeny |
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Posts: 129 (09/02/08 8:56 PM) Registered User |
I'm watching the feeds right now and he's watching the spy screen in HOH. I think he's dead as he hasn't moved in like 10 minutes.
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ZachtheOgre |
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Posts: 2660 (09/02/08 8:58 PM) |
When he nominated Brian, he took it like a man. If you'll notice, he wasn't wearing any military gear.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16598 (09/02/08 9:01 PM) Registered User |
He fell in the pool and thus created hundreds of a new avatars around the world.
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dektora13 |
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Posts: 546 (09/02/08 9:03 PM) Registered user |
He can't live that much longer.
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James Barber |
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Posts: 13190 (09/02/08 9:03 PM) Registered User |
He's managed to avoid any nude shots for the entire season.
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Jab Jawz |
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Posts: 285 (09/02/08 9:03 PM) |
He gives McCain hope that elderly fools who wrongly recall history can succeed.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16600 (09/02/08 9:04 PM) Registered User |
He conserves water by never washing his hands.
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spragenspelt |
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Posts: 2449 (09/02/08 9:07 PM) Registered User |
He spawned the highest grossing IMAX feature ever, entitled "Jerry Falls Into Pool - on a 90 Minute Loop." Sing-along version to be released this fall. |
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Jab Jawz |
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Posts: 286 (09/02/08 9:08 PM) |
He has the cleanest nose in the house.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16601 (09/02/08 9:10 PM) Registered User |
He wants to give a house to his deadbeat son.
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Jab Jawz |
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Posts: 287 (09/02/08 9:11 PM) |
Manly enough to wipe his face with April/Ollie's cum towel.
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The Bostonian Godfather |
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Posts: 8992 (09/02/08 9:11 PM) Registered User |
I come back from having a life and sadly.. he hasn't croaked yet.
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gatorhater |
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Posts: 6 (09/02/08 9:13 PM) |
Jab Jawz wrote:He thinks Ollie's jizz will remove some of the puffiness under his eyes. |
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16602 (09/02/08 9:14 PM) Registered User |
He keeps an eye on the washing machine. Just in case it gets over sudsy.
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Jab Jawz |
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Posts: 288 (09/02/08 9:17 PM) |
Will say that 3 out of 4 Korean hookers recommend him.
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
