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SenseiKreese |
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Hurricane Colby: Has a chance to destroy New Orleans, but makes the choice at the last minute to veer left and try and destroy Antarctica instead. Is
ridiculed by other hurricanes for years.
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Micronesia Princess |
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Mypoody2 |
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Tropical Storms Wanda and Jonathan... didn't quite get Hurricane status, but made a quick appearance and faded away.
ETA: Sorry everyone, saw this joke numerous times on last page, wasn't checking *blush* |
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myopics |
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Hurricane Amanda: Roars through expertly, but self-destructs just before reaching the end.
Hurricane Brian C: Refuses to admit he's a hurricane. Hurricane Sundra: Can't get started even with the help of a gigantic motorized fan. |
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Zesty66 |
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Hurricane JBlow: Comes with free dildo shaped hurricane.
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torkie |
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Piranhahaha |
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(Colby: I'd been trying to figure one out for him along those lines-- nicely done!)
Hurricane Bobby: a decent enough hurricane in his own right, but is better remembered for his second life discussing and influencing other hurricanes. |
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MyChemicalShowmance |
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Wildcat612 |
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Hurricane J.P.- Goes through life for years as "Tropical Storm J.P." until it realizes one day that Hurricane-status will add to its infamy.
Hurricane Sonya- Its winds sound surprisingly like a ukelele. Hurricane Joanna- Refuses to touch land-- won't even look at it! Hurricane Colleen- Sweetest hurricane that ever lived. Period. Hurricane Kelly G.- Thought a typhoon by Hurricane Lex, who later discovered his error. |
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BossieCowCow |
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Hurricane Maralyn (aka Mad Dog) -- Appeared powerful, but really lacked teeth
Hurricane John C -- Announces it's expected path of destruction Hurricane Stacy -- Returns a year later with it's lawyer Hurricane Brandon -- Can't be bothered to move anywhere Hurricane Jason -- Never really a threat, but quite an annoyance |
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MyChemicalShowmance |
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Hurricane Cook Islands: Made landfall at Los Angeles, CA and got hooked up with so many mad cool musical producers, actors, modeling agencies, and socialist
charities, yo. Also made a new mysp.ace page!
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RageBot |
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Hurricane Thailand: It just sucks a lot.
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decisionisfinal |
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Hurricane Ruth-Marie: Almost hits land when Hurricane Bobby grabs her and throws her back to sea.
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Piranhahaha |
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Crap, I just cooked up a Ruth Marie hurricane, too.
To wit: Hurricane Ruth: running away from Hurricane Marie. Hurricane Marie: running away from Hurricane Ruth. Hurricane Ruth: running away from Hurricane Marie. Hurricane Ruth/Marie: who're you running from? |
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Mypoody2 |
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Zesty66 wrote: EPIC failure... Hurricane Zesty66: Makes all other hurricanes tropically depressed. |
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platinumtlc |
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Hurricane Sucks: Start off as the strongest hurricane in recorded history and overtime eventually lost all power and is now an embarrassment to all hurricanes.
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Piranhahaha |
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Hurricane Mark: its initial landfall was neglible, but later studies demonstrated that the time idiots on the internet talking about (and aboot) it have sapped
the economy of bazillions of dollars.
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mfrimley |
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Hurricane Leslie: destroys every Buddhist country in its wake.
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decisionisfinal |
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Hurricane Rory: Burns the camp down.
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Double Edged Sword |
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Hurricane Eliza: Has two very large eyes.
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