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choke on that cock, bitch!

That's the right attitude. Except I say "dude" or "buddy."

A certain amount of gagging is acceptable and can be a big turn on. But when it starts to interfere with your job performance, that's problematic and could result in a poor evaluation.

The hand-mouth CHEATING technique... I personally won't stand for this. A minute or two of oral-digital combo moves is OK, but much more than that... sorry, I'm moving your hands away (or tying them behind your back). Some guys like it, though. But most want to feel THROAT.

Breathe through your nose. Relax, relax, relax. Certain angles and positions of sucker and suckee can make TAKING IT ALL easier or more difficult. Experiment with various trajectories and see what happens. It can be helpful to create a chart or a graph to plot depth.

Tell your guy that you want to improve. Ask him what he likes and what you can do. Let him know that you want to practice BLOWING HIM as often as possible. If he balks at the idea, you truly STINK at it and he's deeply unhappy. If he jumps at the chance, you're at least doing OK and he'll admire your willingness to please (you filthy, dirty whore).

If smell or taste are factors for you, offer up a luxurious shower together first. You may also want to try lubricating his penis prior to fellatio. Try a flavored lube, but dear God... NOT the strawberry. NEVER use the strawberry -- it's just awful. The citrus and "tropical" flavors are much easier to swallow and don't smell as fraudulent as strawberry. You can ingest a large amount of lube without getting sick -- at least that's what Mike told me (but this was years ago). Mike liked the orange lube and if he wanted to pour that all over me for two or three hours... I certainly wasn't going to refuse. However, the flavored lubes wash away quickly with saliva. Give consideration instead to silicone-based lubricants. You probably shouldn't eat a whole lot of them, but they aren't going to kill you and will NOT rinse off easily with continued sucking action. Oddly, you'll want to AVOID flavored silicone lubes as they tend to be more like perfume than an actual flavor. Go for WET PLATINUM, unflavored (the black bottle). A little dab will do ya and it lasts a long time. This will provide extra slippage and ease friction.

Also, the top two-thirds of the penis is the most sensitive. You really don't need to DO much to the base. But, yes... it's very cool if you can get your tongue out to lick the balls while deep-throating. But this little trick is something most guys don't expect and won't complain about if missing from the repertoire.

Finally, you can ask him to gently guide your head. Unless you like it rough, in which case he doesn't have to be gentle at all. But that's up to you. If he's guiding your head you will learn WHERE he wants your mouth. You may find out that he isn't necessarily all that gung-ho on making you take it deep. By the same token, you can sit back on the floor and lean against the bed or some furniture and have him fuck your mouth. Just open up and relax, but DO move your tongue.

And for the love of God, don't just BOB on it. ROTATE your head. Tuck it inside your cheek and slide it against the sides of your molars (intense, the feeling of smooth enamel, if you can do it properly).

So... do you spit or swallow?

Scruffy's Canadian?

Heaven forfend!

If I had access to the GIANT RED BUTTON that sends ICBMs hurtling toward Montreal, I'd push it without hesitation.

"Buddy" is just a gay thing. It's hot. Do not question this.