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 Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 7713 (08/30/08 7:13 PM) Registered user
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And I especially hate people who don't make a coherent sentence with their name at the beginning, but just use an already complete sentence as their status. Like, "Zach Wilson Man, am I tired!"FUCKING HELL, thank you. The name is the most important part for Chrissake. Anyyyyyway, "...is getting boned" |
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 catspasms |
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Posts: 8116 (08/30/08 7:30 PM) I need a life |
My facebook status right now is about how drunk I am...but those normally are the kinds of statuses (stati?) that I find the most annoying.
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 271 (08/30/08 7:55 PM) I'm not drunk
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My updates are usually the most random things I can think of at the time. Updates are below playing chess and above making flair in the Facebook time-wasting
scale.
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cg41386 |
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Posts: 14007 (08/30/08 9:48 PM) Registered user |
"is learning the wordpress loop and liking it much better than trying to figure out what art is. elephants ftw!"
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Onno |
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Posts: 2297 (08/30/08 10:59 PM) |
maybe the first and only time I will change my status it will say "Onno is hereby perpetually begging you to pay attention to him instead of constantly
changing status msgs"
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 24649 (08/30/08 11:04 PM) Registered User |
"just got back from seeing Springsteen. Pretty amazing."
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StaredownSally |
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Posts: 695 (08/30/08 11:17 PM) |
"is beyond happy."
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oh ehm gee |
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Posts: 1393 (08/30/08 11:48 PM) |
...see that life is beautiful.
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NewOrleansIsSinking |
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Posts: 10541 (08/30/08 11:59 PM) Registered user |
is not ready for snow.
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NatalieCunialLulz |
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Posts: 3170 (08/31/08 1:30 AM) |
NatalieCunialLulz wrote:jesus h this one moron could provide all my entries in this thread: "...is hating on people hating on Sarah Palin.... and Death Race was unbelievable!" moral: never friend someone just because they are a pleasant coworker |
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 24652 (08/31/08 7:05 AM) Registered User |
"has a snuggly doggy."
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Voodidit |
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Posts: 4721 (08/31/08 11:07 AM) Not what you think |
"sadly notes that St. Paul is now under Homeland Security jurisdiction for the next week, suspending many constitutional rights for citizens."
" is dropping the hotness in T minus 5." |
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cg41386 |
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Posts: 14010 (08/31/08 11:20 AM) Registered user |
"is updating her status."
"is eating ants on a log." |
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NewOrleansIsSinking |
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Posts: 10542 (08/31/08 1:36 PM) Registered user |
is loving the snow!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LaurenTheLush |
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Posts: 2013 (08/31/08 1:39 PM) |
"No more crown royal."
"Is going to partyyyyy." "Destroying my liver this weekend." "Fuck you Obama." |
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Loki |
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Posts: 15630 (08/31/08 4:48 PM) Monkey school dropout |
"Well going to see the dinosaurs yesterday did not help bedtime! lol"
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 15143 (08/31/08 4:51 PM) Registered user |
I am stealing some of these.
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Voodidit |
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Posts: 4723 (08/31/08 4:53 PM) Not what you think |
cg just got put on my list, just now, by me.
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 28952 (08/31/08 5:47 PM) Registered user |
"has skin the color of toast. So much for staying out of the sun."
"is going to drink some wine after a long day at work." "wishes she had little mice to do her chores like Cinderella." "is watching the Matrix again" |
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ESugar |
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Posts: 2059 (08/31/08 6:40 PM) Registered User |
"is afraid to use her shower"
"apparently is a wench. " "has a new mantra...'I will not threaten violence against library employees'...must...keep...chanting... " |
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