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PanamaJane		#3081	[-]
Posts: 91 (09/01/08 1:00 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Richard Dawkins has only 6 posts: Welcome! You too, shall soon see the light that is our Lord Johnathan. Frankly, now I'm jealous; as one who has yet to see the light, you will soon feel that surge of joy when you're Johnathiest Epiphany hits! Ahhhh, to feel such joy again! Though my faith has not waned, it is starting to get that "comfortable shoes" feeling. When will our Lord shake us out of our stupor? How I love the mad scramble when he posts! -Amen
melicatsmom		#3082	[-]
Posts: 532 (09/03/08 1:45 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Giving praise to get the thread off page 2. Jonathan Christ lives forever.
Mister Plum		#3083	[-]
Posts: 3440 (09/03/08 3:28 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Someone should show Richard Dawkins the picture of Jonathan Christ with a halo on the boat.
Riliss		#3084	[-]
Posts: 4352 (09/03/08 9:29 AM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"It's not enough to be right, you have to be a dick about it too." Love you Richard!
PanamaJane		#3085	[-]
Posts: 92 (09/04/08 8:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	gasp! Page two. And lower on the list than PG's church! Blasphemy!
PagongSchlong		#3086	[-]
Posts: 4132 (09/04/08 8:49 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PeeGeih's Church is fucking PAGAN!
PanamaJane		#3087	[-]
Posts: 96 (09/07/08 2:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dedicating this, my 96th post to our Lord Johnathan. (...must...get...to...100....)
PagongSchlong		#3088	[-]
Posts: 4176 (09/08/08 8:33 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bumping the ONLY TRUE Lord & Savior's thread over the PAGAN thread. Pray for the PAGAN heathens to repent.
PagongSchlong		#3089	[-]
Posts: 4193 (09/08/08 5:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Here's some info on Jonathan & Stacy's top secret screenplay, The Colony.
Richard Dawkins		#3090	[-]
Posts: 16 (09/08/08 5:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Razzie winner, that one.
PagongSchlong		#3091	[-]
Posts: 4231 (09/09/08 6:03 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hey guys, I just heard from Jonathan. He's been VERY busy with writing/producing some pretty interesting projects. Anyway, he said he hasn't even had time to lurk, but hopes to when the new season starts. He sends his love and wanted to say "Hello" to everyone. Amen.
Us Kids Know		#3092	[-]
Posts: 7885 (09/09/08 6:17 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PanamaJane wrote: Dedicating this, my 96th post to our Lord Johnathan. (...must...get...to...100....) You could have gotten there at 3:39pm if you really cared <3
melicatsmom		#3093	[-]
Posts: 533 (09/09/08 6:36 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Our Lord speaks through our Apostle! Still keeping the faith....within the new season, my worship will only be given to one who shows true Discipleship.
PagongSchlong		#3094	[-]
Posts: 4254 (09/10/08 6:02 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Forgot to mention our Lord is STILL having complications stemming from his knee injury. He is still suffering from inflamation and soreness. It's also limited him from working out the way he used to. Our Lord continues to suffer for our sins.
AidanAcello		#3095	[-]
Posts: 1736 (09/10/08 10:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm sorry to hear that
WylDawg		#3096	[-]
Posts: 16184 (09/10/08 10:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PagongSchlong wrote: Hey guys, I just heard from Jonathan. He's been VERY busy with writing/producing some pretty interesting projects. Anyway, he said he hasn't even had time to lurk, but hopes to when the new season starts. He sends his love and wanted to say "Hello" to everyone. Amen. UGH! Where/How do you communicate with our Lord and don't we get to?? It better be through prayer.
limnThief		#3097	[-]
Posts: 959 (09/10/08 11:15 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan <3
Mister Plum		#3098	[-]
Posts: 3516 (09/11/08 12:30 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ugh. Jonathan is experiencing stigmata because of Survivor. I pray for his health.
melicatsmom		#3099	[-]
Posts: 534 (09/11/08 3:21 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I said it back during Micronesia my niece had a similar infection in her leg (she was 14 at the time) and it took a very long time for all the complications to go away. Not only was she on antibiotics for several months, but had to wear a pressure bandage on her leg for about six months to make the swelling go down. Jonathan in a way has it worse because the infection was around the knee and all those little areas where the infection can hide and mess with the joint make it tough. Dear Lord Jonathan, I pray over your stigmata and offer you my niece's healing energy in hopes it will invade your knee and make it better.
SovereignSex		#3100	[-]
Posts: 645 (09/11/08 3:34 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite

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